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Thank you.

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Mr. B, name's going too fast there for me to read, and I just need to make sure the volume of the game is being heard by ye guys, which would require an extra output, additional output on the program there. Additional audio capture output one. Window. Application audio output one. Yeah, that's it.

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That's it. That's it. I don't know anything about this game. Thank you very much there, James Borough Fiend.

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And Leonard's Bar, Kilconnell, Leonard's Bar, Kilconnell, and Leonard's Bar, who tipped yesterday, and Jay from OSW tipped yesterday. Thank you very much. Congrats, Speed and Silent Hill.

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When will you be on again, or when you're on again, will you consider watching the different endings? I might do, OSWJ. I might do, but I won't do it now because I just want to play this game and see if it's any good.

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It could be a stinker. In which case, welcome to the stream. I have to say, welcome to the stream. In which case, if it is a stinker, then we can put it on the Reggie Blinker, which is the back burner, which is I'll complete it on the 12th of never.

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And then get the chaffee out, crack open a bit of chaffee, like a bottle of fine, prestige wine, stroke champagne. Feel the pain.

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Aidan Stewart, how are you? Did he finish Silent Hill? I did finish, if the he you're referring to is me. Where's my tea?

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How can you lose a cup of tea? I'm on the phone, everything. How does that happen? Thank you very much there, Aidan the average. You're welcome. What kind of fucking shenanigans, Kyle? He seems to know his way around the block. How about you? It's actually fine. The tea was left outside in the hallway on a visit.

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To the WC. I don't need to fill you in with all the details here. But what I will say is thanks for the tip there, Prig and Devil and Aidan and Simon Jacobs. Thank you very much.

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Let's just see what this is all about now. It's called The Road. A Quiet Place, The Road. I think it's trying to evoke The Road, the Cormac McCarthy book, which I haven't read. I just say that to sound smart.

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I think I started to look at it, maybe turned a few pages and realised I just can't read. I just can't read. And the creepy clown. We got to give it up for the creepy clown, lads.

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Sean Peril, thank you very much.

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Who's this lad? A new guy?

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Brendan Dempsey, thank you very much. Sean Peril.

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Will this game have legs with arses attached? Will this game have deep-rooted psychological traumatic experiences?

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The Neck of You, thank you very much.

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Where the hell did he go?

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The creepy clown.

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Laura McNamara, thank you very much. Shout out to my husband, Sean.

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First, shout out as a married couple. Fair play to you on the wedding and the marriage.

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And all the best in life going forward from here on in.

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Let's hope that life going forward from here on in is a little bit more pleasant than what we're probably about to be faced with here.

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I've heard this is psychological.

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Just try and get my chat box out the fucking way here. I'm gonna put this on the screen so I can see.

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Miss Lara Croft. Thank you very much, Miss Lara Croft.

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Creepy clown.

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Creepy clown.

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That's that.

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Okay, so now I can't see my chat box.

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Fucking.

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Shult, thank you very much. Chris McBee, thank you very much.

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Fucking chat.

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Internet chat.

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Pop out chat.

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Pop that out.

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Pop out the toolbox.

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Resize chat box text to 175%.

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150% maybe.

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I don't like this.

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I have to find Martin.

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They're making notes on the fucking thing before I've even started playing.

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It's probably...

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They're probably trying to make me play the game.

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Wednesday Adams.

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Thank you very much.

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Spark Lynch.

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Chris McBee.

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Laura McNamara.

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The neck of you.

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Have you ever flown a drone over Bootle or Birkinhead?

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No, I haven't.

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But you never know what might happen in the future.

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Thank you very much there.

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Brendan Dempsey.

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Sean Peril.

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Thank you very much.

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Prig.

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Devil.

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Yeah, great stuff.

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I got you.

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I got you.

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I got you.

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And Varney.

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T-Bag as well.

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Let's get this going now.

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Let's get this moving.

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It's...

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It's well overdue.

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And I can't...

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Run.

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There's no run feature.

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I'm pressing C.

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That's great.

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That's a crawl space situation.

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Very nice.

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You don't want your eyes open.

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I want your eyes.

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Thank you very much, Trump.

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Yeah, so the...

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I don't really know whether or not this game is going to look that good on the PC that I have.

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It's not up to date.

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Is this a man I'm controlling?

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With nail polish and tattoos?

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We don't know.

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Watch your step.

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Talkyokes.

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Thank you very much.

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It looks okay.

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Great stuff.

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That's fine.

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That's fine.

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I think maybe...

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A lot is made of how good a game looks when the reality is if you're going to stream anything anyway, it's always going to be a degradation in quality.

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You know, it's never going to look pristine.

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But it just...

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I'm comparing it to silence.

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And there's no run functionality.

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There's no run mechanic so far.

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The creepy clown.

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There's no run.

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I'm just walking slowly, very slowly.

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And I hope that this isn't the rest of the game.

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It looks like a woman.

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I'm in control of a woman.

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The creepy clown.

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So far, zero creepy clown.

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Zero.

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And a gasp of fear.

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As we see and hear an audible rustling of the bushes there.

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And a sight of a few leaves being rustled and crumpled.

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The creepy clown.

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Turn the volume up for you there.

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I don't know if it's loud enough.

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Creepy clown.

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Creepy clown.

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The nun.

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The werewolf.

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The creepy creeperzoid.

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Thank you very much there.

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Do we...

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Do we exit...

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Exit...

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Exists...

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It.

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I wonder is that a spelling mistake there?

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Exicit...

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Exicit you've wrote.

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So...

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Sorry I can't...

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Really...

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Grapple with that question because it makes no sense.

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If you wanted me to go philosophical...

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It's a bit too early for the philosophical, the millisophical.

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And I don't want to get too existential on our ass at the moment because...

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I'm opening doors...

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And...

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Look...

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Let's save that stuff for later.

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And it usually derails me in not a great way if I have to think about the whole reality of life and all that sort of stuff.

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People do just tip in with these questions and think...

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Oh it's just an easy enough question.

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It'll be no problem.

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But you don't know what effect that's going to have on the mindset.

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You know the further you delve and you poke beneath the curtain.

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You try and pull it back.

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You look what's there.

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The moment you start doing that.

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You're...

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You're on your own.

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You're in a dark alley.

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You're going down a fucking dark alley.

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You don't know what's ahead of you.

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And now am I meant to look for these.

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You've been me waiting the boss, minister.

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Thank you very much for the bog wetting.

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Ceremonial bog wetting is going to take place tomorrow afternoon.

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Out in Mayo.

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Location.

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I won't say where as of yet.

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It's going to be somewhere very close by to me.

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Bless the work.

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Thank you very much.

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Is this the right place that I'm getting out of here?

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Rawhead Rex.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Could have just climbed through there.

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Look.

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As if.

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Is this what we're going to be facing?

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Is this what we're up against now?

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A whole game full of as ifs.

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Because there was a distinct and nice refreshing lack of as ifs in Silent Hill.

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The creepy clown.

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The creepy clown.

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You're a fucking child.

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Oh come on.

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That was funny.

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The creepy clown.

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Oh just a minute.

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I got you pretty good.

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No.

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No you didn't.

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I just.

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I didn't know where you were.

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I didn't know if you were hurt or.

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Alex.

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Alex please.

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I can't.

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I can't lose another.

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What's going on?

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Alex what's wrong?

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What's wrong Alex?

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Jesus.

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Please Alex.

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Hey hey hey.

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What do you need?

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Huh?

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Alex.

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Come on.

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Alex.

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Please please please.

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Tell me how to help.

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Are you okay?

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Mom?

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What is it?

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Mom.

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I don't know.

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Where's mommy?

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It's me.

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It's Laura.

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Can you look at me dear?

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Okay that's it.

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Just look at me.

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Laura how are you?

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Hello line four.

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The creepy clown.

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Breathe.

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There you go.

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It'll be all right now.

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Has anybody seen John?

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Day 105.

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I don't even know what day that was.

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That we just seen.

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Was that some prologue?

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Was it?

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Alex.

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We made it.

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That cries for the rain.

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This place is huge.

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Should we split up?

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Xanadu 2.0.

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There's no reason to search this place as fast as possible.

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What?

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You need food, Alex.

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Without it, the hospital won't make it.

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I mean, I will.

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And here we are at the Red Cloud Ranch.

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A beautiful ranch.

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I don't think I'm sorry.

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A real American ranch.

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Ranch arrows.

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Why?

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Something I'm building.

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Could help all of us.

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The creepy clown.

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I'm going to cry.

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Rain helps me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you too.

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I'm going to cry.

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War.

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Fuck around with the camera here for a second.

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That's not the right way.

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That's the wrong way.

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Do that.

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Then put that there.

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Put that there.

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That's fine.

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What about the close-up cam, though?

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That'll do.

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Thank you very much, Ted.

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Green screen back.

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Needs pulling over just a little bit.

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Love your stream.

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I'm already correcting it now.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Actually, move the desk up.

269
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,560
Looks fine there to me.

270
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,860
I mean, sometimes it is...

271
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,340
Yeah, look.

272
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,120
It looks fucking sound, man.

273
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,400
It looks sound.

274
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,280
Thanks for the tip, though.

275
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,660
The creepy clown.

276
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:13,780
The creepy clown.

277
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:20,640
This guy looks like someone that's prominent in the media at the moment.

278
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,680
Maybe he looks like that Jay Shetty guy.

279
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,660
The podcast guy who did the...

280
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,540
Connor did the Ludog podcast with there.

281
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,000
Who, it actually turns out...

282
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,620
I was just looking for Lewis Hamilton podcasts.

283
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,460
And then I got...

284
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,800
I went down a Jay Shetty rabbit hole.

285
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,400
And it turns out he's like...

286
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,720
He pretended to be...

287
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,500
A Buddhist monk or something.

288
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,760
And he's got all these celebrities on his podcast.

289
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,160
And then they researched it.

290
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,500
And he was never a Buddhist at all.

291
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,700
He was never out in the Far East.

292
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,400
He was out...

293
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,300
He was in Watford.

294
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,300
Apparently he was just living in Watford for a couple of years.

295
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,680
And he just became a monk.

296
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,180
More text.

297
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,240
It worked.

298
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,040
I know you told me not to try it.

299
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:06,860
But damn, Tom.

300
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,540
It did work.

301
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,260
I travelled to the waterfall about half a mile from here.

302
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,160
And snapped my fingers.

303
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:12,980
Nothing.

304
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,180
No creatures.

305
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,160
Then I spoke at full volume for the first time since before the invasion.

306
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,440
And still nothing.

307
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,560
Finally.

308
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,360
Don't kill me.

309
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,300
I yelled.

310
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,360
And still.

311
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,620
Not a single creature.

312
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,160
I mean.

313
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,740
It's not a permanent solution.

314
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:28,740
Okay.

315
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,400
But at least we know.

316
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,720
Louder noises will keep the creatures from hearing us.

317
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,300
So that's emboldened.

318
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:39,380
We know that that's something we need to be very much aware of as well.

319
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,040
Let's tilt that camera down a little.

320
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,360
Peace there.

321
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,520
I come in peace.

322
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,540
My peace I bring you.

323
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,360
The clown posse.

324
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,240
Thank you very much.

325
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,760
Insane clown crew.

326
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,420
What's this lung stuff at the top left of my screen there?

327
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,020
It says lung.

328
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,480
Picture of lungs.

329
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,560
Don't know if anybody knows about this game there in the chat.

330
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,460
Because I don't know about it.

331
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,900
It's called A Quiet Place.

332
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,200
Thank you very much.

333
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,000
Joey the lips.

334
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:38,140
If you see any DNA tell dad.

335
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,520
Just see if my screen is.

336
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,000
Yeah.

337
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,920
Just gonna look at the brightness up there.

338
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,360
Nathan.

339
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:48,360
Nathan.

340
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:48,400
Nathan.

341
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,140
How are you?

342
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,720
It's called A Quiet Place.

343
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,980
I don't know anything about it.

344
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,880
I'm asking the chat.

345
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,840
See if anybody knows anything about it.

346
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,460
You can see documents you've found in Alex's thoughts by opening the diary with button G.

347
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:18,640
Sorry about that.

348
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:18,640
Sorry about that.

349
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,800
It's a movie.

350
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,400
It's a movie tying game.

351
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,640
This is a game of a movie.

352
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,860
I've never seen the movie.

353
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,940
Unless it's the movie The Road.

354
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,020
Is it based on the road by the Cormac McCarthy book?

355
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:41,440
Is it based on the movie The Road by the Cormac McCarthy book?

356
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000
It's another great sentence.

357
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,060
Heavy rain.

358
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:45,900
Thank you very much.

359
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,940
Heavy rain.

360
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,220
It's not.

361
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,260
Thanks again for giving me your hash.

362
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,400
But Mr. Rice.

363
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,520
My freak of a teacher.

364
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,280
Took my.

365
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,500
And all my classmates' phones.

366
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,560
So we could focus on nature.

367
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,060
Some shit.

368
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,820
I thought there's not supposed to be any cell reception here anyway.

369
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,840
So what the hell?

370
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:04,880
And I thought.

371
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:05,380
Oh God.

372
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,160
What if Sarah thinks I don't want to text her?

373
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:07,940
So then I thought.

374
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,820
What if I just write her a letter or something?

375
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,720
And then I thought about Julie Dubigny.

376
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,280
And how back in the 17th century.

377
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,620
She'd send letters to her lovers.

378
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,900
While she was just off being a kick-ass opera star.

379
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,360
And having sword fights and stuff.

380
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:18,980
And it just seemed.

381
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:19,480
I don't know.

382
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,160
Super romantic.

383
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,160
Not that I'm expecting this to be romantic.

384
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:22,900
Or not romantic.

385
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,320
Or whatever.

386
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,060
Anyway.

387
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,060
I wait to reply.

388
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,560
Or not.

389
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,260
If this was a lot.

390
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,160
And you don't want to respond.

391
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,220
That's like totally cool.

392
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,740
No worries.

393
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:29,860
Sign Lydia.

394
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,000
So we know that Lydia is an absolute.

395
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,680
Space cake.

396
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,100
Seems to be a one-sided letter.

397
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,320
I don't know anything about it.

398
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:57,380
And there we have some more ominous messagery scrawled on wall.

399
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,860
Let Dad get the medicine.

400
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,660
They hear everything.

401
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,860
And again with the Dad and the medicine.

402
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,940
Doors are locked here.

403
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:28,020
So it's based on John Steenbeck's of Mice and Men.

404
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,060
This video game is based on that according to Brent Eagle there.

405
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:38,240
If you feel stuck you can press tab buttons to have a hint on where to go next for a few seconds.

406
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,820
The hint also tells you which key action you have to put.

407
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,500
Forget the section.

408
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:41,820
Oh yeah.

409
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,980
It's just shown as a vent.

410
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,280
Turtle shell.

411
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,380
We need to get ourselves a handy little screwdriver.

412
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,700
Screwdriver.

413
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,980
No torch or anything.

414
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:30,300
Twist it.

415
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,300
Twist it.

416
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:46,240
Twist it.

417
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,240
Jackie.

418
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,100
Jackie thanks very much.

419
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:49,600
Fuck.

420
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,920
I'm not in control here.

421
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,880
This is all on rails.

422
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:05,980
Which is nice for me.

423
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:11,940
I mean that's part of the reason why I thought I'd try this one out.

424
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:21,620
Because it seems to be on rails from what I could make out from the brief perusal of the review that I read.

425
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,000
Without wanting to get too into it.

426
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,420
Without wanting to spoil anything.

427
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,180
What was this about?

428
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:40,980
What's the lungs icon top left?

429
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,500
I don't know what that is, Tupo.

430
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:47,600
I'm still trying to make head and tail of this setup.

431
00:21:47,600 --> 00:22:12,140
Icon of exertion.

432
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:18,120
See it's now, it used to be very white, the lungs at the top.

433
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,260
Now they're taking on a different color.

434
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,960
Did I miss anything in this room?

435
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,780
There was an inhaler picture of an inhaler at the beginning.

436
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:35,680
So maybe there is an asthmatic mechanic in this.

437
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,180
Thank you very much Captain Sack, creepy clown.

438
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,220
I hope you're doing well.

439
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,800
The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire.

440
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,320
This is a...

441
00:22:49,320 --> 00:23:03,940
This is where I just came through.

442
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:04,300
Okay.

443
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,520
Oh, there we go.

444
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,740
The pace is back on.

445
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,720
The pace is back in town.

446
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,200
The pace is with us.

447
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,760
So where was the vent?

448
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,500
Was it over the cupboard here?

449
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,520
It was.

450
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,040
The lungs are orange now.

451
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,000
Haven't even done any movement.

452
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,500
I haven't even...

453
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,400
All I've done is walk around slowly like an old slug.

454
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,480
When the...

455
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,480
When the lungs go orange you need your inhaler.

456
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,440
But do I have an inhaler in my pocket?

457
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:05,700
Now I move my mouse wheel in a circular motion to unscrew these vents.

458
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:10,100
And I enjoy a good vent crawl situation.

459
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,940
I haven't seen this in a good long while.

460
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:26,760
Perhaps my most favoritest vent crawl scenario has to be of course the infiltration of tank hangar on the first bit of Shadow Moses Island.

461
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:36,580
And then in the movie world it has to be Bruce Willis in the vent at Nakatomi Plaza at Christmas.

462
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,680
Another great vent situation.

463
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,640
Or maybe...

464
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:41,900
Yeah.

465
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:42,180
Yeah.

466
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,000
It was that movie.

467
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,140
And I can't really remember any other vent situations.

468
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:47,840
There have been plenty.

469
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,260
But they haven't stuck.

470
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,420
They haven't resonated.

471
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,660
Like those particular scenes.

472
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,880
Quality classic vent scenes.

473
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:00,680
That did...

474
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,140
Did what they said on the tin.

475
00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,480
Thank you very much there.

476
00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:07,260
Tom Snooze.

477
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,220
Shh.

478
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:08,880
For the tip.

479
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:24,660
Look at this.

480
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,280
They've got a fucking bolt lock mechanic.

481
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,940
A lovely bolt lock mechanic.

482
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:34,040
Okay.

483
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:46,120
Erase the noise of your troubles with CAG.

484
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,380
Ernest.

485
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,860
That damn kid snuck into my office again.

486
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,900
I swear to God.

487
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,620
He must be getting into the office through the upstairs vent.

488
00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,860
And before you ask.

489
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:00,300
Yes.

490
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,020
I am certain.

491
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,380
I locked the door.

492
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,940
Now will you go check?

493
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:07,980
Glenn.

494
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,080
So what was that?

495
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:14,900
Where have I gone there?

496
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:16,360
Came in through here.

497
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,740
Came through out of a vent.

498
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,160
Andy the Fork.

499
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,100
Thank you very much.

500
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,180
Did you ever see...

501
00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,420
Who is Harry Crumb?

502
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,880
Great air duct to see.

503
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,480
No I haven't.

504
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,120
But look at this.

505
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,940
An Alivetti.

506
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,480
A motherboard.

507
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,360
A chipset.

508
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,660
Silicone graphics.

509
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,200
Another computer chip.

510
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,720
An essential red cloud ranch map.

511
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:56,720
Pills.

512
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,600
Empty pills.

513
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,960
I've had enough of this stupid stomach bug.

514
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,220
I must find a way to the infirmary.

515
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,440
And hope to find some pills.

516
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,240
Got that old radio working all day.

517
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,620
I changed the frequency over and over looking for someone.

518
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,280
Anyone who could fucking help us man.

519
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,400
I saw your reflection in the window staring at me.

520
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,340
Were you scared of me for killing that man?

521
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,860
Accusing me of putting Joshy in danger.

522
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,240
Angry that I didn't have a way to fix it.

523
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:24,780
Huh?

524
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:28,320
I stared into your eyes for I don't know how long.

525
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,500
Trying to understand.

526
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:31,860
That's when I heard it through the radio.

527
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,100
The National Guard.

528
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,660
They've taken over some campgrounds not far from here.

529
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,160
They'll take us in.

530
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,040
And they'll keep Joshy safe.

531
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,780
They've got medical supplies.

532
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,460
And a couple of trained soldiers.

533
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,580
No radar will scare our son.

534
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:46,940
Ever again.

535
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,960
I'm not going to let you down Maggie.

536
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,640
Not this time.

537
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:51,560
You're Eric.

538
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,640
I will not allow anyone to steal my work.

539
00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:56,920
On the G-Virus.

540
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,820
Thank you very much there Cam Layton.

541
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,300
Boom time.

542
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:04,280
So that's that.

543
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,420
We've got no medicines to speak of.

544
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,960
Our lungs are going orange.

545
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,940
COVID-19 is in the house.

546
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,720
Bellin, yeah.

547
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,500
Thank you very much.

548
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,740
We've got a brand new key.

549
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,820
Which is always lovely to have.

550
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:16,960
Feels like we're just.

551
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,820
Picking up the pace from Silent Hill.

552
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,860
We're collecting keys.

553
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,300
We're making great ground.

554
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,940
And we're moving at pace as well.

555
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,360
Our lungs are orange though.

556
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,300
It's a brand new.

557
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,280
Situation we're dealing with.

558
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,420
We didn't have to think about our lungs in Silent Hill.

559
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,540
Which by the way.

560
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,920
When you complete it.

561
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,180
We didn't see that the other day.

562
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,480
When you go past the fucking.

563
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,640
Stats.

564
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:41,400
And what you would call it.

565
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,020
At the end of the game.

566
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,100
When you see all your stats.

567
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,460
You go then.

568
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,140
And it says you can start a new game.

569
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:46,920
With new weapons.

570
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,060
You get a fucking chainsaw man.

571
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,420
You can just play the entire game.

572
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,800
You can do a speed run.

573
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,120
With a chainsaw.

574
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,940
Thank you very much Conrad.

575
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,760
You're not letting Maggie down are you.

576
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,040
Maggie needs the pace.

577
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,140
Orange lungs are not.

578
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,900
What we do need to do is.

579
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:05,460
Whatever about Maggie now.

580
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,380
Forget Maggie.

581
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,680
We need to find room number four.

582
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,060
We have the key for it.

583
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,120
And nothing's happened yet.

584
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,820
It's half an hour.

585
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,120
I'm trying to keep the spirits up.

586
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,740
Trying to keep the excitement going.

587
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:20,400
Building the tension.

588
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,260
We've had nothing yet.

589
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:25,420
They're really taking their time.

590
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560
What the fuck is that look?

591
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,760
It's like a spaceship.

592
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,260
As if you couldn't just fucking push this door.

593
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,680
Through like that.

594
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,140
Again.

595
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,200
Another let down scenario.

596
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,020
Where you'd kick the fucking door through.

597
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,100
Kick it off its hinges.

598
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,380
Absolute darkness.

599
00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,840
If you see any.

600
00:29:59,140 --> 00:29:59,620
Oh yeah.

601
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:00,360
I've seen that one.

602
00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:01,580
If you see anyone.

603
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,320
Tell dad.

604
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,380
What about this place.

605
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,740
Out here.

606
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:09,940
Look.

607
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,800
An old barn with a dead horse.

608
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:13,600
That's sad.

609
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:16,220
Can we squeeze through?

610
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,000
We can't.

611
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,880
It looks like it's still got its head.

612
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:22,900
That's nice.

613
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,660
At least it hasn't been.

614
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,860
And that's a dead man.

615
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,460
A couple of dead people in there.

616
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,680
That's getting a little bit more.

617
00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:31,280
Okay.

618
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,200
It's beginning to get a little bit more.

619
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,760
It's beginning to get a little bit more.

620
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,040
Tractor inside a shed.

621
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,540
And the lungs are nearly red.

622
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,060
So I mean.

623
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,060
I want to run around there.

624
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:51,440
But I mean.

625
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:51,820
It's gonna.

626
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,260
I'd say maybe four is upstairs.

627
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,120
I'd say four is upstairs.

628
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,460
There are a few doors that needed.

629
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,320
Unlock a tiering.

630
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:13,280
Joshy.

631
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,640
Don't make a noise.

632
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,040
Rooms one to four.

633
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,840
Here we go.

634
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,360
And it's a blood spattered duvet sheet.

635
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,620
You've got.

636
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,740
An old painting on the bed as well.

637
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,120
Nothing.

638
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:49,700
We shut this door.

639
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,160
You can't shut the door.

640
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,600
That's.

641
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:55,960
That's.

642
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,140
A bad move.

643
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,500
And it.

644
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,760
Looks like a fucking train ticket or something.

645
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,200
Black metal and kitties.

646
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,620
For Sarah and me.

647
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:11,860
It's Lydia.

648
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:12,400
Remember.

649
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,140
Or this.

650
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,520
Okay.

651
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:24,660
I thank God.

652
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:24,880
Oh.

653
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,240
I'm so glad you like the letter.

654
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,660
And that book sounds amazing.

655
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,380
For Christmas.

656
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,020
My parents got me a mug.

657
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,680
With my cat.

658
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,700
Mr. Twinkle's face on it.

659
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,500
They thought it was hilarious.

660
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,220
Me and Mr. Twinkle's.

661
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,320
Were not amused.

662
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,420
And I know that you were.

663
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,820
Like probably joking.

664
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,540
But I picked this flower for you.

665
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,920
I hope it doesn't get too crushed.

666
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,640
When I put it under your door.

667
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,280
The front desk said.

668
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,620
It's a cardinal flower.

669
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,260
Anyway.

670
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,740
I hope you like it.

671
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,220
Signed.

672
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,080
Your maupin.

673
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,220
Lol joke.

674
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,000
P.S.

675
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120
It wasn't bad.

676
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,160
I think the horse knew it was terrified.

677
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,200
Because it threw me off.

678
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,300
That's when I went and picked you on that flower.

679
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,140
P.P.S.

680
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:06,800
I may pick a few more flowers tomorrow.

681
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,400
If you want to join.

682
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,680
After lunch.

683
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,920
There you go lads.

684
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:13,980
Fucking Mr.

685
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,220
Mr. Twinkle's is after you.

686
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:28,120
Mr. Twinkle's is gonna fucking get you tonight man.

687
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,640
Batten down the hatches.

688
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,300
Twinkle's in town.

689
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,640
Old fucking Twinkle Toes himself.

690
00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,340
She's wearing glasses look.

691
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:39,480
And.

692
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,380
You can see from the shadow there.

693
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,660
She's got a pair of glasses on.

694
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,740
Maybe a helmet.

695
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:48,900
Or a beanie.

696
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,280
Are you okay Lydia?

697
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,020
My mom's freaking out saying you fell from the sky.

698
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,020
Be safe.

699
00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:57,580
Sarah.

700
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,060
Jerusalem.

701
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,480
Jerusalem.

702
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,080
Remember hide and seek.

703
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,300
Something's gonna have to kick off soon.

704
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,020
Because it's.

705
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,480
It's pretty chill.

706
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,400
At the moment.

707
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,640
It's very chill.

708
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,440
And we're in some sort of infirmary room.

709
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,960
Maybe a basement hospital or something.

710
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,280
I'm playing this on the PC there night owl.

711
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,800
Playing this on the PC.

712
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,940
Nausea stop.

713
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:57,380
Little hours after you.

714
00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:57,380
Little hours after you.

715
00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:27,360
Shit.

716
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,360
Shit.

717
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:41,880
Something better start happening soon.

718
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,860
And there's our face.

719
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,360
It's a woman's face.

720
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,020
And she's got a woman's head as well.

721
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:52,740
And a woman's eyes.

722
00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,620
And there's a mattress.

723
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,000
Not great.

724
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,780
Not the worst either.

725
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,380
Any extra stuff there.

726
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,380
Any extra stuff there.

727
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,840
It's a fucking spook, Houser.

728
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,180
The creepy clown.

729
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,140
Gee, shit, he's back in town.

730
00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,060
Seems abandoned.

731
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,120
Seems abandoned.

732
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,140
I found some food.

733
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,040
Seems abandoned.

734
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,880
Come and listen to my podcast.

735
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:06,500
I found a place we can go and record our podcast.

736
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440
Don't scream.

737
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:16,440
Don't scream.

738
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,180
Not even in the safe room.

739
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,080
Imagine people were still doing podcasts.

740
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,940
Even in a post-apocalyptic situation.

741
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:34,180
They were still recording and releasing podcasts without the internet.

742
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,240
How would that even work?

743
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,440
Batteries.

744
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:38,560
No.

745
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:40,200
Should we sleep here?

746
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:41,900
Sure.

747
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:44,340
Candles.

748
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:45,680
Food.

749
00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:53,620
Just go back to radio.

750
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:53,900
Yeah.

751
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,260
Safe rooms are places you can take a moment of relax before going back outside.

752
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,960
Don't think that sentence was grammatically correct.

753
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,360
They could have fucking proofread that.

754
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,940
It said something to the effect of safe room is a place where you can go.

755
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,440
You can go to have a relax.

756
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,640
Don't think that makes sense.

757
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:24,880
I think we need to get in touch with the game manufacturers tomorrow.

758
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,120
At dawn.

759
00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,720
And let them know about their folly.

760
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,620
My dad is the best.

761
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,300
Better than the rest.

762
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,060
He keeps me safe all day.

763
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,860
He keeps the monsters away.

764
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,060
He tells me not to make a pepe.

765
00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:45,040
And protects me when I sleep.

766
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:45,940
Alright.

767
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:46,660
It's meant to be peep.

768
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,580
So I can dream of mom.

769
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,100
Because when I sleep she's not gone.

770
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,940
Very sad there.

771
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,020
Obviously mommy is gone during sleeping hours.

772
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:03,820
A picture there.

773
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,840
The son and the dad.

774
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,340
Funny stuff.

775
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,760
Funny drawings by a kid.

776
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:16,940
More kid drawings there.

777
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,080
More stuff.

778
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,420
That's Joshy there.

779
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:21,100
Just get past all this.

780
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:21,880
Skip it.

781
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,780
Skip it.

782
00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:26,300
Mom is gone there.

783
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,300
Obviously because the angel wings.

784
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,320
Is this going to be a real fucking.

785
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,020
Like television.

786
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,100
Melodrama scenario game.

787
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:38,420
Is it?

788
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:41,340
Feelings and sort of stuff.

789
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,700
Because I'm not really into that.

790
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,100
I was hoping for a bit of fucking Silent Hilliums.

791
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,640
Feelings and babies and stuff.

792
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:51,020
Is that.

793
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:51,380
I mean.

794
00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,080
I don't want.

795
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,460
Never.

796
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,900
Relationships.

797
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,600
I will not allow anyone.

798
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,820
To steal my work.

799
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,960
On the G virus.

800
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,080
Have a relax.

801
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,000
And have a Kit Kat.

802
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:04,820
Thank you very much.

803
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,780
The hell is this?

804
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,220
Is that a piece of meat?

805
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:12,840
Alright.

806
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:13,720
You like it?

807
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,800
I thought it was a piece of fucking red meat.

808
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,060
Oh.

809
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,080
Mom sorry.

810
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,280
No gift receipt.

811
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:33,340
No thanks.

812
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,420
You okay?

813
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,840
John.

814
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,960
I saved you some San Pellegrino John.

815
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,900
The first person view mode.

816
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,380
Is becoming jarring.

817
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,640
I'm pregnant John.

818
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,720
We're having a baby.

819
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,360
Ah come on.

820
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,420
I don't know about that.

821
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,020
See that little dance he just did then.

822
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,060
I don't know about this lads.

823
00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,880
I think I might have to fucking turn this off.

824
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,060
I'll give it another 10 minutes.

825
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,760
Oh.

826
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,940
I love you so much.

827
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:27,060
Unless she.

828
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,740
If she dies.

829
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,780
Then it could be promising.

830
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,180
Asthma stress.

831
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:36,560
Now.

832
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,140
You need an inhaler.

833
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,980
Inhaler Tron 5000.

834
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:41,560
Physical or mental stress.

835
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,240
Aggravates Alex's.

836
00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:44,180
Asthma.

837
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,900
Look at the spelling mistakes.

838
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:46,320
Here look.

839
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:46,880
Alex.

840
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,380
And then an apostrophe.

841
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,300
And no S.

842
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,000
After that.

843
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,440
That's fucking unforgivable.

844
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,900
One thing after another with these guys.

845
00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:00,560
Her condition is represented by the stress icon on the top left of the screen.

846
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:01,280
When Alex.

847
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:03,220
Stress becomes critical.

848
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:03,860
Unless.

849
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,580
Unless I'm mistaken here.

850
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,520
Does it work like that.

851
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,460
If you've got an X.

852
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,040
Does it work like that if you've got an X.

853
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,960
Or should there be an S after that lads.

854
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,940
I think there should be an S after that.

855
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:20,100
You don't need an S after an X says Snake.

856
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:20,980
Serious.

857
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,920
It's valid says Peril.

858
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,060
Unbelievable.

859
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:24,240
Unbelievable.

860
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,660
It needs an S says Glyn.

861
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,400
Should be an S.

862
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,820
Let's move on with this anyway.

863
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,720
We'll give it the due diligence and credence that it deserves.

864
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,180
Her condition is represented by the stress icon.

865
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:48,020
When Alex's stress becomes.

866
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,040
Look at this though.

867
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,160
They fucked it up on this.

868
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,400
And the second sentence.

869
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,780
It says when Alex's stress becomes critical.

870
00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,060
They haven't even bothered with an apostrophe or an S on that one.

871
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,940
They fucking were asleep when they wrote this.

872
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,000
Try to keep the asthma stress low level by using inhalers and pills.

873
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,800
When the stress level is too high.

874
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,420
It can lead to an asthmatic attack.

875
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,840
Avoid it by pressing F.

876
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,000
If only life was that simple.

877
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:26,100
Just have an F button around with you.

878
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,680
When you're having.

879
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:28,560
Panic attacks.

880
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:28,920
Stress.

881
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:29,840
Slash.

882
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:30,580
Asthma attacks.

883
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,780
When a green.

884
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,680
With a green result.

885
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,900
The asthma stress is reduced.

886
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,660
A yellow result.

887
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,640
You'll avoid the crisis.

888
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,500
But you're still one step away from it.

889
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,240
With a.

890
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,320
With a red one.

891
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,820
Alex will have the attack.

892
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,040
God.

893
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,320
What the fuck is this?

894
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,620
When the stress level is too high.

895
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,700
It'll lead to an asthma attack.

896
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,160
Avoid it by pressing F.

897
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:50,820
Right.

898
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:51,700
So I'll do that.

899
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,100
With a green result.

900
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,660
The asthma stress is reduced.

901
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,340
Alright.

902
00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:55,800
Yeah.

903
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,920
So you just press F.

904
00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:58,720
It's fine.

905
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:02,080
Don't need to give me a big wall of text.

906
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,300
That isn't.

907
00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:04,140
Grammatically.

908
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:06,620
Valid.

909
00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:20,580
If we see Jay Shetty doing that little fucking dance again.

910
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,120
Or if he does anything.

911
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,520
As sickening as that.

912
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:24,540
As sickening as that.

913
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,680
This game's going off.

914
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:26,940
Thank you very much there.

915
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,520
Big Red.

916
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,300
This game is one big asthma attack.

917
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,020
Says Big Red.

918
00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:32,740
But we will.

919
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:33,820
And your mom.

920
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,300
She'll be a grandmother.

921
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:36,660
Laura.

922
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,060
He hates me.

923
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,040
Ever since.

924
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,320
You saved me.

925
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,240
That day.

926
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,600
Alex.

927
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,800
Finally.

928
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,440
Something good.

929
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,520
Wrap it up lad.

930
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,800
Wrap it up.

931
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,140
We're low on everything.

932
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,600
There's a camp.

933
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,460
They'll have supplies.

934
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,440
First.

935
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,260
We bring food back to the hospital.

936
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,000
And.

937
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,140
We'll go to the camp.

938
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,160
Jared Lethal.

939
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,200
Slash.

940
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,380
Jay Shetty.

941
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,500
Jared Shetty.

942
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,840
Claws

943
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,700
Claws and paws

944
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,700
Claws and paws

945
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,240
Press X to love one another

946
00:45:52,240 --> 00:46:09,400
Shetty's gonna go isn't he

947
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,700
He's gonna get fucking

948
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,620
Sliced and diced

949
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:17,060
That's gonna be the real hard tug

950
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,160
String pull moment

951
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,700
He's not gonna be there for

952
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,600
The future

953
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,240
They're building it up from the beginning here

954
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,280
He's gonna get fucking

955
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,760
Absolutely

956
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,860
Slashed

957
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:32,580
And I don't even know by what though

958
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,220
Don't even know

959
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,900
We haven't seen anything yet to

960
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:37,080
Suggest that we're under siege

961
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,660
We've only been told to be quiet

962
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,040
Just stay quiet

963
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:50,360
Nobody move please

964
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:59,620
And now the daytime is here

965
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,160
Which is great to see

966
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:12,920
Not great

967
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,740
Not great news

968
00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:44,720
I'm sorry.

969
00:47:44,720 --> 00:48:10,840
You have to go over to the yellow strips to do this little bit. It's not like you could just hop over here very, very easily. You have to go to the yellow bits. And wait for F to appear. It's as on rails as it gets, in fairness. This could be, it could be, you know, a breakaway. Here we go.

970
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:20,700
You're stuck in a fucking tree, look.

971
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:27,440
Hey! Over here! Hey!

972
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:41,440
*laughter*

973
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,440
Jay Shetty go bye-bye, man.

974
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:51,440
Jared Leto got fuckin' shanked by a spider hound.

975
00:48:51,440 --> 00:49:05,440
*Loud voice*

976
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:10,440
He got clover fielded. Fuckin' shanghaied man.

977
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:15,440
Bit of self-sabotage there lads.

978
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,440
*Loud voice*

979
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,440
He got creeled by Shetty Shetty Boo Boo and Bye Bye Man.

980
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,440
Podcast over with.

981
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:33,440
*Loud voice*

982
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,440
Just stay quiet.

983
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,440
*Loud voice*

984
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,440
I've never seen clover field so I must watch that.

985
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,440
*Loud voice*

986
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,440
*Loud voice*

987
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,440
*Loud voice*

988
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,440
*Loud voice*

989
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,440
*Loud voice*

990
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,440
*Loud voice*

991
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440
*Loud voice*

992
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440
*Loud voice*

993
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,440
*Loud voice*

994
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,440
*Loud voice*

995
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,440
Thank you very much there MWA. D'Illuminati.

996
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440
*Loud voice*

997
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,440
We will all get you through this.

998
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,440
The creepy clown.

999
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,440
*Loud voice*

1000
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,440
No, Laura can't find out.

1001
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,440
Why?

1002
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,440
You really wanna tell her I'm pregnant with her grandchild.

1003
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,440
Laura's always at her best when she has a goal.

1004
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,440
*Loud voice*

1005
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Laura's always at her best.

1006
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,440
*Loud voice*

1007
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,440
Marksman.

1008
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,440
*Loud voice*

1009
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,440
*Loud voice*

1010
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,440
*Loud voice*

1011
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,440
Sweaty fists.

1012
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,020
fists.

1013
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,480
She will never forgive me.

1014
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:21,600
Never?

1015
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,680
Well, she's gonna find out whether or not we tell her.

1016
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,060
Not if we leave.

1017
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:28,820
Leave?

1018
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,440
There's a campsite turned into a national guard outpost.

1019
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:33,780
They've got supplies.

1020
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,640
Well, we are not going anywhere.

1021
00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:39,160
This pregnancy will be complicated.

1022
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,980
I can take care of you here.

1023
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:44,500
I'd have to bring down the hospital out of supplies.

1024
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,120
Have you actually spoken to anyone at this camp?

1025
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,340
No, but...

1026
00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,500
So we don't even know if the national guard is still there.

1027
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,260
I'll find proof.

1028
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,700
No, you need to rest.

1029
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,340
Dad, please.

1030
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,520
Look, I'll find proof.

1031
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,940
Tomorrow I'll look for a radio and see if I can reach someone.

1032
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:07,560
And if the national guard is at the camp?

1033
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,140
One step at a time, all right?

1034
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,800
You shouldn't have a dead flashlight.

1035
00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:13,740
I'll get your battery.

1036
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,140
No, I'll get it.

1037
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,520
Are there any nausea pills?

1038
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:18,360
Medics?

1039
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,300
I'm not sure.

1040
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,840
Someone broke into the medicine cabinet.

1041
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,900
Now Mark won't let anyone near it.

1042
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,260
Okay.

1043
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:28,460
I'll collect what I can, so we're ready to leave once you contact the camp.

1044
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:28,880
Just...

1045
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,720
Be careful.

1046
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:30,760
Be careful.

1047
00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:42,060
Dad might need convincing, but I want to leave ASAP.

1048
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:46,360
I'll go to the storage room and grab some pills.

1049
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,940
I don't even know what the pills are that was in that text there.

1050
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,520
It went by too fast.

1051
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:55,340
I was trying to emote like the world's greatest emoter.

1052
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,040
Alex, I don't know what to say, but I'm here.

1053
00:51:58,300 --> 00:51:58,660
Dad.

1054
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,760
Dad gone.

1055
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,840
Happy one month anniversary.

1056
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:09,140
I know it's super cheesy to celebrate being together for a month, but in this world, I'd say one month is quite the accomplishment.

1057
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:11,220
I love you, Martin.

1058
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,540
I owe you one waterfall retreat where you'll be able to sing as much as you want.

1059
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,000
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1060
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,220
DJ Chakas Peanuts, who says,

1061
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,400
David Shetty and the spider hounds from Mars are after you.

1062
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,040
Thank you very much there.

1063
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:32,660
Oxycodone.

1064
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:36,260
Oh, look.

1065
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,360
We've got another extra picture there as well on the back.

1066
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,500
I never seen that.

1067
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,580
Happy one month, oh yeah.

1068
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,900
So was that...

1069
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,740
Was Martin the lad that died there?

1070
00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,800
Because it doesn't look like him.

1071
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:56,060
Looks like they were childhood heroes together.

1072
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,960
Childhood best friends.

1073
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,060
Then they...

1074
00:53:02,060 --> 00:53:04,340
Fell in love.

1075
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,440
Then song ideas.

1076
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:07,860
Lots of schmaltzy stuff.

1077
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040
We'll just fucking go through it.

1078
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,660
We don't need to take every little detail down here.

1079
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,060
Unless you're really into that sort of emotional invention.

1080
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,060
Investment vibe.

1081
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,820
Which I amn't.

1082
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,600
But we might...

1083
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,640
We might do a little bit of emotional investment.

1084
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,820
In due course.

1085
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,200
Blessed this soft floor.

1086
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,960
Thank you very much, Jasper, for the tip there.

1087
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,600
Can we get a shout out for Zoltan?

1088
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,720
Selling 10 spots into the future, man.

1089
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,160
Thank you very much there for the tip there.

1090
00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:38,180
And Zoltan.

1091
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,800
The machine from Tom Hanks Big.

1092
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
What game is this?

1093
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,800
It is the...

1094
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,760
A quiet place.

1095
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,640
And so far...

1096
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:57,880
A lot of whispering.

1097
00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:02,700
No one is leaving until I find out who did this.

1098
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,260
I'm searching every room.

1099
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,120
Including yours.

1100
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,820
You've gone out the deep end.

1101
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,020
Without Laura pulling out your leash.

1102
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:11,700
Watch it.

1103
00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,680
Check what you want.

1104
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:15,540
I didn't take anything.

1105
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:15,660
Thank you.

1106
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:31,760
So you can't run around.

1107
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,740
Because that's going to fucking fuck up your lungs.

1108
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,640
And what about the torch?

1109
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:40,660
Did he say something about a torch there before?

1110
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,880
Stepping on a noisy surface will alert the creatures.

1111
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:44,260
This cannot happen.

1112
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,420
We're talking broken glass.

1113
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,240
Annie Lennox style.

1114
00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:49,640
And debris on the ground.

1115
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:50,580
Mark.

1116
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,460
The lady down there just standing on her own in the hallway.

1117
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:05,580
I wonder what she's about.

1118
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,520
What's her game?

1119
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:10,680
And why would you just stand there idly like that in the dark?

1120
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,380
I'd find a nice safe room and lock the doors.

1121
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:17,500
And try and sleep the pain away.

1122
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,060
Amy.

1123
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:18,500
Amy.

1124
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500
Baby.

1125
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,380
Thank you very much.

1126
00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:23,860
Amy.

1127
00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:24,660
Thank you very much.

1128
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:25,860
Amy.

1129
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:29,560
Thank you very much.

1130
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,200
You shite place.

1131
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:30,620
Amy.

1132
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:31,140
Baby.

1133
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,180
I know you're hungry.

1134
00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:33,560
But you can't make noise.

1135
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,820
Have the rest of mine.

1136
00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:35,180
Okay?

1137
00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:37,900
Mommy and daddy will get you more soon.

1138
00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:38,920
I promise.

1139
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,160
Have you played Alien Isolation?

1140
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:44,920
I haven't.

1141
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:46,740
I've heard it's terrifying stuff.

1142
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:47,440
Storage room.

1143
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,200
Thank you very much.

1144
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,700
I just, again, I made that mistake last night where I, something happened in the game and

1145
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:53,460
I thanked it.

1146
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,520
But I think I say, I was meant to say I shite place.

1147
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,980
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1148
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:21,480
I mean, you're saying it's a better bet than this.

1149
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,420
But at the same time, on rails.

1150
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,480
Pure rails, you know?

1151
00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:30,440
Doesn't seem like it's that much of a taxation on my mind pipe.

1152
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,460
And I can just fucking arse around.

1153
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,040
And stuff will probably happen.

1154
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:48,220
And then it'll probably leave more of a, you know, a margin to take the pace and enjoy.

1155
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,760
You know?

1156
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:52,340
And as I said, Nintendo Game Boy.

1157
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,820
Shafi waits in the wings.

1158
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:59,200
Like an absolute fucking techno demon.

1159
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,960
Ready to analyze.

1160
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,320
Beige hardware systems.

1161
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,060
Johnny Jessup, thank you very much.

1162
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,480
What's your favorite shape?

1163
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,480
This area's off limits.

1164
00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,400
You creep.

1165
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:15,840
Sorry.

1166
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,040
I just heard someone got into the pills and I was worried.

1167
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,060
You creep.

1168
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,460
Okay.

1169
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:25,640
Good to see you're finally up.

1170
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,640
Laura will be glad to hear it.

1171
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,940
This guy needs to go.

1172
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,080
I've decided.

1173
00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:33,880
You know what they say?

1174
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:36,400
Like people's job interviews.

1175
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,340
They decide within six seconds of meeting you.

1176
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,760
This guy needs to go fast.

1177
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,200
Okay.

1178
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:45,840
Very bad vibe off of him.

1179
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,280
Completely bad vibe.

1180
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:49,540
Jimmy the Creeper.

1181
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,840
I'm going to call this guy.

1182
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,780
Even though his name's Mark.

1183
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,360
Creep.

1184
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:56,060
Yes.

1185
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,400
And she just said it just there.

1186
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:01,080
So I've made very good predictions with my mind so far.

1187
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,000
William DeFriend.

1188
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,740
Thank you very much.

1189
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,360
William DeFriend.

1190
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,420
Instead of Willem Dafoe.

1191
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:05,900
Very good.

1192
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,720
Thanks for the tip.

1193
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:14,600
I feel as though I was correct on Jay Shetty getting squashed.

1194
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:21,980
And I'm definitely correct that that guy is a bad operator.

1195
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,040
He's a bad actor.

1196
00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:24,980
He's got malicious intent.

1197
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:32,340
And the little way he walked away then absolutely sickened my hole.

1198
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:34,480
So he needs to go away.

1199
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,940
Unfortunately I know how this is going to go.

1200
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,820
He's not going to go until the later stages of the game.

1201
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,400
Maybe about two thirds of the way through.

1202
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:48,080
Q or E for tools and consumables.

1203
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,120
So we've got a torch.

1204
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:53,360
Great stuff finally.

1205
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,440
And you charge it by how you hold it.

1206
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,040
Okay.

1207
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,020
What?

1208
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,380
Jay to read that.

1209
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:09,980
Had a chat with dad.

1210
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,860
Obviously dad knew.

1211
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,380
But I was fucking basically.

1212
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,120
Obviously dad knew.

1213
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,060
He's the first person.

1214
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:16,900
Told him about National Guard outpost campsite.

1215
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:17,540
Wants to help me.

1216
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:18,340
Okay.

1217
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:18,680
What about.

1218
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,020
What about the torch?

1219
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:22,740
What about this guy?

1220
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:23,260
Mark.

1221
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,560
Caught me taking stuff from storage.

1222
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,340
Then left with a strange smile.

1223
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:32,100
Look at his face, look.

1224
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,540
He's even creepier in the fucking drawing.

1225
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:36,700
When did she do the doodle?

1226
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,120
I don't remember that, seeing her do that.

1227
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,360
That psycho gives me the creeps.

1228
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:44,900
He's out of control, especially now that Laura's stopped running things.

1229
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,320
One more reason to leave.

1230
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,740
Speaking of, should I finish the phonometer?

1231
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,060
It could save her skins out there.

1232
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,100
What the fuck's a phonometer?

1233
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,100
Thank you.

1234
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,880
Franks Venatra, thank you very much.

1235
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,400
Thank you very much for your tip.

1236
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,660
Very, very kind of you.

1237
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:22,540
You can equip it by opening the tools inventory.

1238
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,900
Alternatively, you can directly turn it on and off with the middle scroll wheel.

1239
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,520
Recharge with R.

1240
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:31,380
Alright, so that's us, that's us there.

1241
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,120
You can recall callouts by pressing the alt.

1242
01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:36,600
What the hell's a callout?

1243
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:40,660
You can also choose to show or hide them completely in the settings.

1244
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,620
Father Todd Unctious.

1245
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,160
What does it?

1246
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,200
So alt.

1247
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:48,640
I pressed alt, so that's a callout, is it?

1248
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,220
That text on the screen is a callout.

1249
01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:52,220
That text on the screen is a callout.

1250
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,760
Someone broke into the medicine cabinet and stole from us.

1251
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,400
If you know anything about this, you must tell me immediately.

1252
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,100
Failure to do so means failing to put your community first.

1253
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,060
This Mark guy is the overseer, it seems like.

1254
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,060
He's the big cheese.

1255
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,860
He's the alpha male, so to speak.

1256
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,880
He had a big frame.

1257
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,520
He's probably dominating the whole situation.

1258
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,700
And there's still time for Jesus.

1259
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,560
In these dark times.

1260
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,200
Probably more time for Jesus than there's ever been before.

1261
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,640
What about this?

1262
01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:46,100
What if we just give this guy a bit of this while he's praying?

1263
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:48,020
Do you like that, man, do you?

1264
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,140
Silent Jesus is after you.

1265
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:02,380
Can we talk to this guy?

1266
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,160
There's no let up.

1267
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,160
So I'm wasting my fucking batteries by doing that.

1268
01:02:15,620 --> 01:02:17,460
How do you put the torch in the pocket then?

1269
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:31,280
The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, Wednesday, Wednesday Addams.

1270
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,280
From the Addams family.

1271
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,460
Or the devil.

1272
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,440
Thank you very much, Klan, there for the tip.

1273
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,380
And attached haiku.

1274
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,780
A quiet place haiku.

1275
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,000
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1276
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:55,000
Will you keep the fucking noise down for fuck's sake?

1277
01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:55,540
Shh.

1278
01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:57,540
A beautiful haiku there.

1279
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,500
Really sets the scene.

1280
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,820
What we're dealing with.

1281
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,140
And a trail of muck.

1282
01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:11,900
I don't remember seeing that a minute ago.

1283
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:16,920
Maybe there was muck on the floor already, but I just had not noticed it.

1284
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,540
Perception low.

1285
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:23,740
A clone named Gibso.

1286
01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:24,700
Thank you very much.

1287
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,440
Creepy clown.

1288
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,640
The clone named Gibso.

1289
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,200
The devil.

1290
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:29,900
The werewolf.

1291
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,440
The creepy yeti.

1292
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,980
The abominable snowman.

1293
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,000
The boogaloo boys.

1294
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:46,420
I know there have been concerns about my decision to decommission our radios, phones, and any other device that would allow us to communicate with the outside world.

1295
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,280
But please allow me to explain.

1296
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,020
Though it has only been a month since the invasion.

1297
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:57,660
It has become abundantly clear that encouraging people to come together in large groups is almost certainly a death wish.

1298
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,480
COVID-19.

1299
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,120
Look at what happened there when the invasion began.

1300
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,580
Hundreds of people filling the fucking halls screaming and begging for help.

1301
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,520
All it did was lead to those creatures straight to us.

1302
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,760
My mistake there.

1303
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,120
All it did was lead to...

1304
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,340
My mistake again.

1305
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,420
And all it did was lead those creatures straight to us.

1306
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,460
How many of our friends and families were wiped out by those things?

1307
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,360
Or taken by the fire that engulfed the West Wing?

1308
01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:24,720
All because there were too many of us, man.

1309
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,040
You put me in charge of our community for a reason, yeah?

1310
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,240
Trust my judgement.

1311
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,920
I won't let you down, Laura.

1312
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,960
Anything to be said for another mask?

1313
01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:34,700
Thanks for the tip.

1314
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,980
Tell you, this torch is running low on batteries now.

1315
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,560
I don't even know how to put it back into my satchel sack.

1316
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,280
Look at that weird creeper.

1317
01:04:49,280 --> 01:05:15,560
More asthma stuff.

1318
01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:17,140
We can store that.

1319
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:17,660
That's good.

1320
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,040
Another battery for the torch.

1321
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,460
That's nice as well.

1322
01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:23,440
The flashlight.

1323
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:42,100
That Higgins isn't simple.

1324
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:42,780
Fucking hell.

1325
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,760
Scared the shit out of me.

1326
01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,640
Thanks very much there.

1327
01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:45,320
Any buzzing?

1328
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:51,420
That Paul Schindler alert seems to be the loudest of the alerts.

1329
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,420
And it's just poorly optimized.

1330
01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:58,260
Or at least I didn't take the time to optimize the volume on it.

1331
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:02,140
And when it comes through, it sometimes scares me there.

1332
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,740
Sometimes I get a little bit scared by it.

1333
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,000
A little bit confused, yeah?

1334
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,240
All these cunts are in these rooms here.

1335
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,240
And you can't go through.

1336
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,700
Seems I'm locked.

1337
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,560
I'm destined to be trapped in a certain wing of the hospital.

1338
01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:26,060
Any buzzing?

1339
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

1340
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:40,200
Thank you very much.

1341
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,400
Walking on a broken shite.

1342
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,100
Try to make lots of noise to win the game, you see.

1343
01:06:49,100 --> 01:07:08,780
Astro Brat.

1344
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:09,580
Thank you very much.

1345
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,820
Maybe I have to go upstairs or something.

1346
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:11,880
Okay.

1347
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:32,540
It's a midnight creeper of a game, isn't it?

1348
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,800
It's a real creeper.

1349
01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:41,460
Endoscopy unit down there.

1350
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,740
Just a little word of advice for anyone who might ever have to have an endoscopy in the future.

1351
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,520
What the fuck?

1352
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,980
To play safe.

1353
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,740
Play quietly.

1354
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,440
The fuck are they doing, look?

1355
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:54,820
Is it a deliverance?

1356
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:55,460
Oh no, he's...

1357
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,080
I thought he was bent over the lad on the bottom.

1358
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:05,860
Yeah.

1359
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,680
Definitely get knocked...

1360
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:11,140
Choose to get knocked out if you ever have to have an endoscopy.

1361
01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:12,140
Don't...

1362
01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:14,800
Don't think you're the hard man and you'll be grand.

1363
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:15,920
Just...

1364
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,940
Just having local anesthetic.

1365
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,540
It's actually not a nice procedure.

1366
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,760
If you can...

1367
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,080
If you can get someone to...

1368
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:30,220
If you can arrange someone to bring you home from the hospital, better do that.

1369
01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:32,180
And it's actually...

1370
01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:34,180
It's very embarrassing as well.

1371
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,280
Because there's a lot of belching and regurgitating.

1372
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,980
And you're just...

1373
01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:41,280
Everyone's there looking at you and you're just going...

1374
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,280
And they're like...

1375
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:44,900
And they're like...

1376
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:45,540
It's okay.

1377
01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:46,900
Everything's going to be fine.

1378
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,140
Everything's going to be fine.

1379
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:54,260
Much prefer in the future to be completely fucking wiped out for that situation.

1380
01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:57,580
Important.

1381
01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:58,860
If you see debris...

1382
01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:00,640
Thanks very much for the tip there, nemesis.

1383
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,920
Hopefully you're not my nemesis.

1384
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,940
Love the continuation of Silent Hill 2 trial.

1385
01:09:05,220 --> 01:09:06,480
Yeah, it wasn't great now.

1386
01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:08,800
But it was something at least.

1387
01:09:08,860 --> 01:09:09,980
But he's still out there, the cunt.

1388
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:11,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

1389
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:15,300
If you see debris on the ground, it must be cleaned up immediately.

1390
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,260
Stepping on a noisy surface will alert the creatures to your location.

1391
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:20,260
This cannot happen.

1392
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:21,740
We know this.

1393
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:22,500
We've read this.

1394
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:38,500
There's a couple of doors down here where we originated.

1395
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,860
Possibly I didn't...

1396
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,420
Check everything out here.

1397
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:54,740
Don't remember this.

1398
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,000
Look.

1399
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:56,740
Another map.

1400
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:01,900
Safety protection.

1401
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:02,880
I can rest food.

1402
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,400
Meds.

1403
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:04,320
Other kids.

1404
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,060
Question mark.

1405
01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:06,320
Friends for Joshy.

1406
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:08,760
Ha ha.

1407
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,100
Look at their faces.

1408
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:16,420
Loads of inhalers.

1409
01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,180
Beautiful stuff.

1410
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:20,520
Alex, I found these and decided to save for a rainy day.

1411
01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:21,760
Maybe it's time to give them to you.

1412
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,400
In the beginning it was meant to be a kind of Christmas or birthday present.

1413
01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:25,300
But I would...

1414
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:28,480
It would have meant admitting that this has become our new normal.

1415
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,600
Real post-Covid scripture here.

1416
01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:34,600
It's become our new normal.

1417
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,360
And perhaps I am not ready to accept there is no better world.

1418
01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:40,580
You have found a spark...

1419
01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:43,680
To survive what happened.

1420
01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:45,100
To overcome.

1421
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,100
Crossed out.

1422
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:49,460
And you know that you will always have an ally in me.

1423
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,260
Just be careful.

1424
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,500
I love you baby.

1425
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:52,300
Dad.

1426
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,820
Dad's a great guy.

1427
01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:08,440
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

1428
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,500
Thank you very much Connie.

1429
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,240
Con-Con.

1430
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,660
Never forget how Julia would twist her hair between her thumb.

1431
01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:19,620
Not arsed lads.

1432
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,800
Not arsed about your little fucking poems and stuff.

1433
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,500
Just give me all the bullets.

1434
01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:26,480
And give me all the batteries.

1435
01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:26,800
Yeah.

1436
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,880
And a few inhalers and I'm good to go.

1437
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,740
I don't need to be reading about stuff that happened between you.

1438
01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:35,180
And fucking stuff about your hearts and that.

1439
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,320
Is this my bedroom?

1440
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,220
Miss Lara Croft.

1441
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:57,460
Miss Lara Croft.

1442
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,360
Bing bong boy.

1443
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,180
Thank you very much.

1444
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,440
That was nice and easy.

1445
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:12,980
What's that?

1446
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:14,100
A Zoom H6.

1447
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,260
The insides of a Zoom H6.

1448
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:17,500
Look.

1449
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,840
An extra fucking microphone on the side as well.

1450
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:31,640
What's the story with that?

1451
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:32,820
Like it's not going to change.

1452
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,120
Like.

1453
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:34,820
The result isn't going to change.

1454
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,000
And how has it still.

1455
01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,180
Got battery inside it.

1456
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,620
That test kit.

1457
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,740
To show you the result.

1458
01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:44,580
Unless it's a glow in the dark display.

1459
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,160
How long?

1460
01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:49,620
Laura?

1461
01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:52,080
What are you?

1462
01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:54,960
How long have you known?

1463
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,140
It's none of your business.

1464
01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,080
As if that's the correct way to act about somebody's news.

1465
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,320
Somebody else's news.

1466
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:04,480
I will not let you hurt another member of my family.

1467
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,780
She needs to get gone.

1468
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,120
She needs going as well.

1469
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,260
Put her in the notebook.

1470
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,620
Alongside Mark.

1471
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:14,420
As people who need to go fast.

1472
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,720
The creepy clown.

1473
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,720
I won't be your prisoner.

1474
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,280
COVID-19.

1475
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,260
Kylie Minogue.

1476
01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:29,400
Thank you very much.

1477
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:30,800
For the tip.

1478
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,620
I don't know what to say.

1479
01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:32,640
I don't know what to say.

1480
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,120
But I'm here.

1481
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:33,500
Dad.

1482
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:41,960
Fuck that shit.

1483
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:43,460
Reading all.

1484
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,480
They want me to read that.

1485
01:13:44,540 --> 01:13:44,720
Do they?

1486
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,340
New diary entry.

1487
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:46,640
Is it?

1488
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,240
Thanks very much.

1489
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:48,040
Danny DeVito.

1490
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,040
Obviously dad knew.

1491
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,300
I had a chat with dad.

1492
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,220
Obviously he knew.

1493
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,160
He's the first person I've ever fucking told.

1494
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:55,160
Since Martin died.

1495
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,120
Since that day.

1496
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:57,940
I also told him about the National Guard.

1497
01:14:00,660 --> 01:14:01,100
Trapped.

1498
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,640
Laura never forgave me for what I did to her family.

1499
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:08,460
And now she knows I'm expecting her grandchild.

1500
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,200
Okay.

1501
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:11,040
So her son was.

1502
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,180
The husband of this one.

1503
01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:15,780
Or maybe they weren't married.

1504
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,280
Maybe the child.

1505
01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:19,760
Is not a marriage child.

1506
01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:22,140
But locking inside my room.

1507
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:22,620
Question mark.

1508
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,660
I'm sorry Martin.

1509
01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:25,120
I know she's your mother.

1510
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,120
But I won't spend my life in prison.

1511
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,160
Because she can't trust me.

1512
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:29,760
I would kill the mother.

1513
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,060
I'd take it upon myself.

1514
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,420
During the.

1515
01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,040
The heat of the night.

1516
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,080
Right now.

1517
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:36,580
To find her.

1518
01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:37,860
And take her out.

1519
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,920
And while I'm at it.

1520
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,160
The other book.

1521
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:41,940
The Creepazoid.

1522
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,640
He needs to get got as well.

1523
01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:44,680
Mark is his name.

1524
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,800
And his card has been marked.

1525
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,740
Well and truly.

1526
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,680
The night at the ranch.

1527
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,820
Martin wrote this.

1528
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,660
Another touching piece of stuff there.

1529
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,240
Kirk Cobain.

1530
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:55,900
Thank you very much.

1531
01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:57,600
I couldn't sleep last night.

1532
01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:58,460
I put together this list.

1533
01:14:58,480 --> 01:14:59,580
Of potential baby names.

1534
01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:00,480
They're totally just.

1535
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,360
Ideas.

1536
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:02,540
So feel free to circle.

1537
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:03,540
Any you like.

1538
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,240
And cross out.

1539
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,000
Any you hate.

1540
01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:06,180
Why don't they just have.

1541
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,140
The conversation together.

1542
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,220
What do you think.

1543
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,180
Her child would be like.

1544
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,000
I like to imagine.

1545
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,820
They'll have your eyes.

1546
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:11,600
On my chin.

1547
01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:12,980
Your smile.

1548
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:13,840
On my hair.

1549
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:14,780
Your creativity.

1550
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:15,740
And my sense.

1551
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:16,500
Of humour.

1552
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,300
Though as long as they don't.

1553
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,440
Inherit my dad's.

1554
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,280
Evil laugh.

1555
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,020
I'll be happy.

1556
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:21,940
Who am I kidding.

1557
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:22,880
I'll be happy.

1558
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:23,640
No matter what.

1559
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,400
They could be exactly like you.

1560
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:25,980
Or they could be.

1561
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,000
An absolute tit.

1562
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:27,740
And I.

1563
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:28,760
It wouldn't matter.

1564
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:30,540
This kid is gonna rock.

1565
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,460
I'm just gonna make my own fucking words up.

1566
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,420
Because the text is rubbish.

1567
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,940
Thank you very much there.

1568
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,480
Soiled snake.

1569
01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:39,260
And ishbini agus hemorrhoid.

1570
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:40,020
Thank you very much.

1571
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:41,980
Oh wait.

1572
01:15:41,980 --> 01:15:42,000
Oh wait.

1573
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,500
Surname.

1574
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,300
What do we want to do for their surname.

1575
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:47,340
I'm down to combine our last names.

1576
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:48,000
So.

1577
01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,400
Taylor dash Edwards.

1578
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,860
Or Edwards dash Taylor.

1579
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,200
Or do you want to do something really wild.

1580
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:54,860
And squish it down.

1581
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:55,980
Into taywards.

1582
01:15:56,980 --> 01:15:58,460
Is that even allowed nowadays.

1583
01:15:58,800 --> 01:15:59,060
Is that.

1584
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,560
Are people doing that.

1585
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,120
Marcus Cardus.

1586
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:03,960
Thank you very much.

1587
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:04,760
Okay.

1588
01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:05,180
So.

1589
01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:06,460
Names I like.

1590
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:07,740
Including girls names.

1591
01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:08,420
Boys names.

1592
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:10,200
Gender neutral names.

1593
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,080
Because hey.

1594
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:12,920
A good name's a good name.

1595
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,300
And at some point.

1596
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:16,200
They might want to change their name anyway.

1597
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,360
Which is cool too.

1598
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:18,420
Evelyn.

1599
01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:20,420
My granny's name was Evelyn.

1600
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,460
I never got to meet her.

1601
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,420
She died when my mom.

1602
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,460
Was pregnant with me.

1603
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:29,000
But I've heard a lot about her.

1604
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,600
Thank you very much.

1605
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:30,940
E.

1606
01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:31,260
E.

1607
01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:31,540
J.

1608
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,120
Du V.

1609
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:35,960
Julia.

1610
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,340
For obvious reasons.

1611
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:38,420
Your mom.

1612
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:40,440
Was one of the warmest people.

1613
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,300
I ever got heat off of.

1614
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,240
We'll be in great shape.

1615
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,560
If our kid is half.

1616
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:47,520
Devon.

1617
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,640
Name of a kid.

1618
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,780
Who shared his juice box.

1619
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:52,520
With me once.

1620
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:53,520
Legend.

1621
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:54,960
Alan.

1622
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,080
An homage.

1623
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:57,840
To my favourite writer.

1624
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,720
That isn't as dorky as Edgar.

1625
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:00,980
God forbid.

1626
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,960
Poe.

1627
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:05,680
Madison.

1628
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,360
Selfishly.

1629
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:06,780
Every.

1630
01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:07,580
Selfishly.

1631
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:08,740
Every time.

1632
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:09,680
Our kid gets angry.

1633
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:10,500
I want the chance.

1634
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,240
To say the quality dad joke.

1635
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,120
Man.

1636
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,480
To really.

1637
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,600
Put the mad in Madison.

1638
01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:20,900
Maeve.

1639
01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,660
I always like the name.

1640
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:23,680
Maeve.

1641
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,520
I feel like it.

1642
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:26,680
Destines someone.

1643
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:28,240
To have a faux hawk.

1644
01:17:28,340 --> 01:17:29,800
And spray paint stains.

1645
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:30,580
On their fingertips.

1646
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:31,420
Not.

1647
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,320
I don't want.

1648
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:32,320
I don't want.

1649
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,360
You know.

1650
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,740
My potential child.

1651
01:17:34,740 --> 01:17:35,140
To be.

1652
01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:35,940
A punk.

1653
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,200
I don't know.

1654
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:38,200
What kind of parents.

1655
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,080
These guys are.

1656
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:39,800
Or were.

1657
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:42,460
Anyway.

1658
01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:44,320
That's what I got for now.

1659
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:45,080
Let me know.

1660
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,360
Which ones you like.

1661
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,400
Which ones you hate.

1662
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,440
And feel free to add all your suggestions below.

1663
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:51,180
By the time our kid actually gets here.

1664
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,060
We'll probably have.

1665
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:53,980
Considered every name under the sun.

1666
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:54,580
Which.

1667
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,900
I am more than okay with Martin.

1668
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,540
That was Martin who wrote that.

1669
01:17:58,680 --> 01:17:59,360
Not the woman.

1670
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,040
Unbelievable stuff.

1671
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,080
Unscrew.

1672
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,460
Loving the unscrew mechanics.

1673
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,340
This is the second time.

1674
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,220
And now.

1675
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,200
I thought the.

1676
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:07,640
Oh.

1677
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,660
Thought the game had crashed.

1678
01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:10,220
I thought Xavier.

1679
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,020
I knew Laura was upset.

1680
01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,640
But I never thought she'd lock you up.

1681
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,020
Grab your things.

1682
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,220
I'm getting you out of here.

1683
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:16,800
Okay.

1684
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:19,140
This way.

1685
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,660
Kenneth is after you.

1686
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:26,540
Thank you very much.

1687
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:27,600
Dara Dermody there.

1688
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,120
If you're up for it.

1689
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:28,640
How about now.

1690
01:18:28,740 --> 01:18:29,020
Wrap.

1691
01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:29,580
All the best.

1692
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,300
Fucking would like to do a wrap.

1693
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:32,480
Yeah.

1694
01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,240
I just need to.

1695
01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:34,640
Have I got the right materials?

1696
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:35,720
That's the thing.

1697
01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:37,620
Have I got the right materials?

1698
01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,880
That's the thing.

1699
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,600
I don't think I have the right materials with me here.

1700
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:07,420
Next time.

1701
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:07,680
Okay.

1702
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:08,680
Next time.

1703
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:08,940
Dara.

1704
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:09,540
I promise.

1705
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,220
That's going to be ready to rock.

1706
01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:15,080
So that's that.

1707
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,160
Can I not just have a little.

1708
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,500
Go and unscrew in this.

1709
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:18,840
I have to go with the fella.

1710
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,080
The dad.

1711
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,700
Is this my dad?

1712
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,620
Are you my dad?

1713
01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:28,920
Through here?

1714
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:28,960
Through here.

1715
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:28,960
Through here.

1716
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,960
Should let you under the end of this floor.

1717
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,120
What about you?

1718
01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:33,500
Don't worry about me.

1719
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:34,840
I'll meet you at the camp.

1720
01:19:35,260 --> 01:19:36,520
Thanks very much, Arse.

1721
01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:37,520
For the tip there.

1722
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,500
And me.

1723
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,060
Alex, please.

1724
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:39,680
Your time.

1725
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:39,960
When.

1726
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:40,580
When.

1727
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,780
Thank you very much.

1728
01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:44,840
And EJ Duvet.

1729
01:19:44,940 --> 01:19:45,600
Thank you very much.

1730
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,100
Yeah.

1731
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:46,780
Twist it.

1732
01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:51,460
Is she?

1733
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,360
I don't know.

1734
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,640
I told you.

1735
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:57,980
I don't know.

1736
01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,000
Yeah.

1737
01:19:59,080 --> 01:19:59,560
He's a cunt.

1738
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,960
Those two cunts need fucking boxing off fast.

1739
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:13,160
Jure.

1740
01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:13,820
Thank you very much.

1741
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,560
Those cunts need to go very quickly.

1742
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:18,700
Things have gone red.

1743
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,100
Things are getting out of control here.

1744
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,800
And they're getting out of control very fast.

1745
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:22,100
Okay.

1746
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,040
Get out.

1747
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:31,760
What ending did you get in Silent Hill?

1748
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,380
Raging.

1749
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:33,500
I missed the live stream.

1750
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:34,860
Said Christian there.

1751
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:35,580
Thanks for the tip.

1752
01:20:35,780 --> 01:20:37,220
I don't know what ending I got.

1753
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,600
But apparently there's more endings.

1754
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:41,040
And we can watch them on a video at some stage.

1755
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,020
Maybe later tomorrow.

1756
01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:43,640
I'm not sure.

1757
01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:44,580
The next stream.

1758
01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:45,240
Whenever that is.

1759
01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,840
Let's just concentrate on fucking getting these guys.

1760
01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:49,860
These two EJs.

1761
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,860
In a headlock while they sleep.

1762
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:53,420
And just go to them.

1763
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:54,440
It's okay.

1764
01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:55,180
It's just a nightmare.

1765
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,420
Go back to sleep.

1766
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:56,740
It's okay.

1767
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:57,900
It's just a nightmare.

1768
01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:58,660
Shh.

1769
01:20:58,660 --> 01:20:58,840
Shh.

1770
01:20:58,840 --> 01:20:59,080
Shh.

1771
01:20:59,080 --> 01:20:59,160
Shh.

1772
01:20:59,160 --> 01:20:59,220
Shh.

1773
01:20:59,220 --> 01:20:59,320
Shh.

1774
01:20:59,320 --> 01:20:59,420
Shh.

1775
01:20:59,420 --> 01:20:59,520
Shh.

1776
01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,520
Shh.

1777
01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,520
Shh.

1778
01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,620
Shh.

1779
01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,620
And someone is here.

1780
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:07,520
Sir Daniel Mulch Peterson.

1781
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:08,440
Thank you very much.

1782
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:10,800
Can I just get out of here?

1783
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:11,880
It's not the right way.

1784
01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:16,580
And I have no way of accessing the backpack or the torch.

1785
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,280
Doesn't make sense.

1786
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:26,800
Does not make sense.

1787
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,240
Unless there's another way down here.

1788
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:28,900
Yeah.

1789
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,900
So I'm not sure it came through.

1790
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:34,000
It registered there guys.

1791
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:42,900
But the optimum situation that I think would be perfect for this game now is if to find those

1792
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:45,400
two lads as they sleep in the hospital.

1793
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,740
I'm talking Mark.

1794
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:47,860
I'm talking the woman.

1795
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:53,440
And just get them in a sleeper hold while they sleep.

1796
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:54,940
And just go.

1797
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:56,180
It's okay lads.

1798
01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:58,120
It's just a nightmare.

1799
01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,820
It's just a nightmare.

1800
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:00,520
Shh.

1801
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:00,980
Shh.

1802
01:22:00,980 --> 01:22:01,040
Shh.

1803
01:22:01,420 --> 01:22:02,900
And then take all their stuff.

1804
01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:07,340
And continue with the rest of the game in a nice, happy, friendly manner.

1805
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,860
It's going to be a sleep on sleep action attack.

1806
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,860
Because I've got instincts that they're going to attack me.

1807
01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:27,460
That's why I'm doing that.

1808
01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:30,400
Might sound underhanded, a bit nasty, and a bit psychopathic.

1809
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:35,840
But at the same time, I sense psychopathy dripping off the two of those lads.

1810
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:38,540
So it just needs to...

1811
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,540
What?

1812
01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:58,780
Didn't even let me fight them.

1813
01:22:58,780 --> 01:22:58,860
What?

1814
01:22:58,860 --> 01:22:58,860
Didn't even let me fight them.

1815
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:13,520
Just stay quiet.

1816
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:18,480
We're going back to the hospital.

1817
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:19,500
Just stay quiet.

1818
01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:36,420
What?

1819
01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:44,660
No!

1820
01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:44,940
No!

1821
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:45,900
No!

1822
01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:46,780
No!

1823
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,260
What the fuck is this?

1824
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,340
I miss my dad's laugh.

1825
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:56,680
It used to embarrass me.

1826
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,560
I'd give anything to hear it again.

1827
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:06,580
Always, always, always enjoy your dad's laugh.

1828
01:24:10,340 --> 01:24:12,180
How am I making fucking noise there?

1829
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,820
Is there a way of being really slow?

1830
01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:18,880
How am I making noise there?

1831
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,060
All I did was move.

1832
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,060
Jessica, thank you very much for the tip there.

1833
01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,820
Is there a crouch?

1834
01:24:36,980 --> 01:24:38,020
Do I do the crouch?

1835
01:24:40,580 --> 01:24:41,520
Creepy clown.

1836
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:42,700
The nun.

1837
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,400
The werewolf.

1838
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:44,760
The snowman.

1839
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:45,820
Wednesday.

1840
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:46,020
Wednesday.

1841
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,260
Wednesday.

1842
01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:46,460
Wednesday.

1843
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:46,980
Wednesday.

1844
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:47,420
Wednesday.

1845
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:47,820
Addams.

1846
01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:48,760
From the Addams family.

1847
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,300
The devil.

1848
01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:58,180
Maybe I have some inhaler.

1849
01:24:58,180 --> 01:24:59,540
Do I do some inhaler work?

1850
01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:03,500
The lungs are red, lads.

1851
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,160
I mean, do I do some inhaler work?

1852
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,320
Take an inhaler.

1853
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:08,840
Number two.

1854
01:25:10,460 --> 01:25:10,980
Use.

1855
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:35,920
I think I was opening the door really loudly, you know.

1856
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:35,940
I think I was opening the door really loudly, you know.

1857
01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:46,420
I hope that door doesn't slam.

1858
01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:57,720
Oh, what the fuck?

1859
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:58,840
I didn't even do anything.

1860
01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:00,640
I didn't even do anything.

1861
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:06,940
How are you meant to do this?

1862
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,280
No!

1863
01:26:09,820 --> 01:26:11,040
Didn't even do anything.

1864
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:17,280
Listen.

1865
01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:18,340
Explore.

1866
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,000
Escape.

1867
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,860
If they hear you, they hunt you.

1868
01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,940
It's as simple as that.

1869
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:26,740
Maybe this is not the right way to be going inside that door there.

1870
01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:28,640
I'd say get a hold of some...

1871
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:30,960
Yeah, get a bit of fucking this into me.

1872
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,920
Another inhaler.

1873
01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:38,380
Inhalers and pills.

1874
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,700
Let me just remember what these pills are about in here.

1875
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,960
Inhaler and pills are used to lower stress.

1876
01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:43,500
Yeah, yeah.

1877
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,200
Pills are consumed when you collect them.

1878
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,440
As soon as you get them, okay?

1879
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,860
And they manage to lower a small portion of stress.

1880
01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:51,840
Inhaler can be kept as a consumable when used.

1881
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,280
Completely removes stress.

1882
01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:57,000
Temporarily.

1883
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,080
Temporal immunity.

1884
01:26:59,080 --> 01:26:59,800
Temporal immunity.

1885
01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:08,460
I am bam...

1886
01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:10,180
Bamboozled here.

1887
01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:11,740
Ted Mould reports.

1888
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:12,520
Thank you very much.

1889
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,800
I'm bamboozled here, lads, because...

1890
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:15,900
I'm...

1891
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:18,940
It seems as though I made a fucking noise before I even go through the door.

1892
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:24,840
And how do I know if I'm standing on a pencil or a bit of glass or something?

1893
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:32,600
A what?

1894
01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:35,260
It's a fucking joke!

1895
01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:43,260
What a joke.

1896
01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:47,260
Be careful when increasing your speed. Moving fast will produce more noise.

1897
01:27:47,260 --> 01:27:52,260
I'm going the slowest I could ever go in the world of slow.

1898
01:27:52,260 --> 01:27:57,260
I'm going the slowest I can. There's no slow button.

1899
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:02,260
Maybe not in there. Maybe it's back into the vent.

1900
01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:05,260
What?!

1901
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260
No!

1902
01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:16,260
No!

1903
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:22,260
86 Mad Hatter is saying, "Is your mic hooked up to this? Is that a feature?"

1904
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:25,260
Oh fuck. Does that mean...

1905
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:31,260
Does that mean every time I talk in reality that they're hearing me?

1906
01:28:31,260 --> 01:28:44,260
I'm just going to do this quietly now. I'm going to go through it quietly. I'm not going to say anything. Just see if that's true.

1907
01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:45,260
That's true.

1908
01:28:45,260 --> 01:29:14,260
*Gasp*

1909
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:16,260
What?!

1910
01:29:24,260 --> 01:29:25,260
*Gasp*

1911
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:26,260
No!

1912
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,260
Slow movements.

1913
01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,260
Eye on the door.

1914
01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:50,260
Eye on the door.

1915
01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:52,260
Keep an eye on the door.

1916
01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:57,260
I can see it open up. It opens up. That's that.

1917
01:29:57,260 --> 01:30:03,260
Eye on the floor. Okay, I get you. Sorry.

1918
01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,260
Sorry.

1919
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260
Sorry.

1920
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:13,260
Sorry, you wrote floor. I thought... In my mistake, I thought you said door.

1921
01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:14,260
Touch that door.

1922
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:29,260
Here we are, we've got it, we know what we're doing now.

1923
01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:53,260
It's that prick Mark, is it? No, it's a new guy. He's gonna get done. That, that lad. Game over for that lad.

1924
01:30:55,260 --> 01:31:08,260
Now you got a little taste of what I was fucking eating on there. The phenometer, that's the H6 Zoom H6 upgrade, shows the noise Alex is making in relation to the environmental sounds around her.

1925
01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:15,260
Be quieter than the environment, but remember tape wires and wits make up an experiment, not a professional tool.

1926
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:22,260
So this shows the noise that I'm making in relation to the environmental sounds around me.

1927
01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:35,260
So we don't want to stand on that little pile of crumble there. We don't want to stand on that.

1928
01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:48,260
Are they tied up? No, they're not. They're just scared. I thought they were tied up.

1929
01:31:48,260 --> 01:32:05,260
What was that phonometer thing about there? How do I get that back out? Number one.

1930
01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:24,260
Number one. And then what's torch? What is torch? What is torch? Torch is a middle scroll wheel. Put you back away.

1931
01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:44,260
Every noise is dangerous. Try to reduce your sound as much as possible by avoiding noisy surfaces or walking slowly on them and hittable objects.

1932
01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:51,260
Such as metal barrier, metal barrels and cans. Try to keep everything you do under the environmental sound level.

1933
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:53,260
Okay, it's very important.

1934
01:32:53,260 --> 01:33:23,240
I don't know.

1935
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:34,820
Oh, fuck.

1936
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:37,440
Get away. We'll get through here.

1937
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:58,440
Inhaler.

1938
01:33:58,440 --> 01:34:03,440
Okay.

1939
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:26,740
Can't knock over these paint cans.

1940
01:34:26,740 --> 01:34:28,740
Not needed.

1941
01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:45,240
Fuck.

1942
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:57,240
Okay.

1943
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:24,240
Lovely screw mechanic. This is it. It's always like you've reached a lovely safe place when you're unscrewing a vent. Too close. Can't even get into it now.

1944
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:36,240
Too close. How close do you need me to be? It's a vent like. I mean, okay. Into the vent. Into the vent.

1945
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:48,240
What the fuck?

1946
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:53,240
Thought that was me going back into the game and then yet again being attacked.

1947
01:35:53,240 --> 01:36:00,240
So there was a noise element to the... to the grate.

1948
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:12,240
There was a noise element.

1949
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:30,240
Up and over. Up and under. Gary on. We try this.

1950
01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:46,240
Look at these little extra bits that I'm missing.

1951
01:36:46,240 --> 01:37:00,240
Full low.

1952
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,240
Full low.

1953
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:28,240
Danny Glover's after you.

1954
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:30,240
Danny Glover's after you.

1955
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:44,240
Okay. Open it slowly, you're saying.

1956
01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:48,240
What about unscrewing? Can we unscrew fast?

1957
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,240
We'll go slowly on that as well.

1958
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:56,240
Did you play Red Dead 2? I haven't. Haven't even played the first one.

1959
01:37:56,240 --> 01:38:00,240
They're all there ready and waiting for me.

1960
01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:02,240
It was like Breaking Bad.

1961
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,240
Only watched that over the summer there.

1962
01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:06,240
All series.

1963
01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:10,240
So I've got some classics in the back catalogue.

1964
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,240
In the back pocket.

1965
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,240
Ready to go.

1966
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,240
Look at this. How slowly I'm doing this.

1967
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:30,240
Lovely. Very nicely done by me.

1968
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:32,240
And that's it.

1969
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:50,240
Pure enjoyment was had watching Breaking Bad.

1970
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:52,240
I have to say was very, very good.

1971
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,240
The final series.

1972
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:56,240
Really brought it up.

1973
01:38:56,240 --> 01:38:58,240
In terms of anxiety levels.

1974
01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,240
They really brought the anxiety to town.

1975
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,240
And I liked that character.

1976
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:08,240
Who was like a cold blooded.

1977
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:10,240
The guy with the red hair.

1978
01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:12,240
And he's kind of got an interesting face.

1979
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:14,240
I don't know. I've seen him in other stuff as well.

1980
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:16,240
An interesting actor.

1981
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:20,240
But he was as cold as ice.

1982
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:28,240
What took me so long to watch that now.

1983
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,240
Was that it was.

1984
01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:34,240
I thought I had completed television.

1985
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:38,240
And no other television could interest me.

1986
01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,240
Or entertain me anymore.

1987
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:42,240
So I didn't watch it for that reason.

1988
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:44,240
I can imagine what you're feeling.

1989
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,240
If you need anything.

1990
01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:46,240
I'm here.

1991
01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:48,240
And I know it's not my place to say.

1992
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:48,240
But be careful.

1993
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:50,240
With trusting Mark.

1994
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:51,240
All I ask.

1995
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:52,240
Kenneth.

1996
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:53,240
Absolute.

1997
01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:55,240
Barmy old stuff there.

1998
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:56,240
By Kenneth.

1999
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,240
Don't even know what you mean, Kenneth.

2000
01:39:58,240 --> 01:40:00,240
Don't even know you are, Kenneth.

2001
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:02,240
Don't even know who you are.

2002
01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:04,240
You're of no relevance to me.

2003
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:06,240
In my quest at the moment.

2004
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:10,240
I can't see a fuck picture of me.

2005
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:12,240
But with a fucking skulled out face.

2006
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:16,240
If I found a picture of myself.

2007
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,240
Someone else had drawn like that.

2008
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:19,240
I'd be very, very fucking scared at the moment.

2009
01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:27,240
Another.

2010
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:51,240
I...I...the amount of time I spent opening that drawer.

2011
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:53,240
There is nothing in it.

2012
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:55,240
Sickened.

2013
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,240
Tickened.

2014
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,240
Aw, what?

2015
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,240
Wash-

2016
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:24,240
*Gunshot*

2017
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:25,240
*Gunshot*

2018
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:26,240
*Gunshot*

2019
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:29,240
*Sigh*

2020
01:41:30,240 --> 01:42:00,220
Thank you.

2021
01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:20,720
Quiet cunts too. Sneak hatch. Maybe I do go through there. It was just I had to wait for the fucking bad noise to happen first.

2022
01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:38,300
I feel like an idiot here going around just crouching. Can I not fucking walk?

2023
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:51,240
Now the torch is gone. Great news. More great news. Awareness. If you make too much sound you'll trigger the creature that'll search for you.

2024
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:54,840
You can understand when this happens by hearing its sound cue.

2025
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,960
Mime voice. Thank you very much.

2026
01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:01,280
Variant of concern.

2027
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:06,280
Variant of concern.

2028
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,280
And...

2029
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:33,280
*Bad music*

2030
01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:39,280
"For a more immersive experience, the game includes a noise detection mode which will track every sound of your microphone."

2031
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:40,280
Nah, I'm not having that.

2032
01:43:40,280 --> 01:43:44,280
When the microphone detects a noise and reproduces it in the game.

2033
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:46,280
Cool, interesting thing though.

2034
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:48,280
A microphone icon will show it.

2035
01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:51,280
In some sections the microphone detection will be deactivated.

2036
01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:54,280
It will be shown with a barred microphone icon.

2037
01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:58,280
You can enable the noise detection mode and calibrate your mic in the game.

2038
01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:26,280
*Bad music*

2039
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:28,280
"Poddy Bob, thank you very much."

2040
01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:29,280
"Have you played Alien?"

2041
01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:34,280
I have not now and somebody was asking me there earlier on, but I... I might do.

2042
01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:37,280
Let's just see what we're doing, what we're dealing with here.

2043
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:40,280
We're back down on the fuckin' church wing.

2044
01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:52,280
"I'm gonna get killed now, that's nice."

2045
01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:53,280
"Or maybe not."

2046
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:54,280
"We're actually alright."

2047
01:44:54,280 --> 01:45:02,280
"You said that this game is trying to copy Alien."

2048
01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:03,280
"Oh, there you go."

2049
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:04,280
"Can it see me?

2050
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:05,280
It can't see me, look."

2051
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:06,280
"What an idiot."

2052
01:45:06,280 --> 01:45:07,280
"I can't... fucking got me man."

2053
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:08,280
"No!"

2054
01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:09,280
"No!"

2055
01:45:09,280 --> 01:45:10,280
"Oh, there you go.

2056
01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:11,280
"I can't see me, look."

2057
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:12,280
"I can't see me, look."

2058
01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,280
"What an idiot."

2059
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,280
"I can't see me, look."

2060
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:15,280
"What an idiot."

2061
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,280
"I can't see me, look."

2062
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:17,280
"I can't see you."

2063
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:18,280
"I can't see you."

2064
01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:19,280
"I can't see you."

2065
01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:25,040
I can't fucking got me man.

2066
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:28,240
No!

2067
01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:31,360
Oh there you go. That's what happens.

2068
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:34,600
So you need to have your inhaler because it can what?

2069
01:45:34,740 --> 01:45:39,560
Can they hear your heartbeat? Can they hear you panting?

2070
01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:46,860
Can they hear you breathing?

2071
01:45:46,860 --> 01:45:53,680
I got fucking Jay Shetty'd on the Jay Shetty podcast. Pure Watford.

2072
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:03,440
Shaolin Monk from Watford. Hi-Fi lowlife, thank you very much.

2073
01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:24,580
Thank you very much, Paul Miskin.

2074
01:46:25,260 --> 01:46:37,000
Big shout out to my local quiz team. The Five Big Dinners. Local pub quiz team. Just won the big quiz for the third time in six weeks.

2075
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:48,260
That is a great, great ratio. And well done to you guys. The Five Big Dinners. Brainiacs. Mentlers.

2076
01:46:50,620 --> 01:46:55,600
Just gonna not step on any detritus here as we make our way into the detritus room.

2077
01:46:57,140 --> 01:47:01,000
And that's where I became unstuck on these little pieces of dirt.

2078
01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:03,260
And another one, I just made a noise there.

2079
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,680
That's great. That's alerted someone.

2080
01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:13,020
Oh god, he's there. Look.

2081
01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:16,080
Will he be able to hear me? That's the thing.

2082
01:47:17,060 --> 01:47:17,960
Interesting creature.

2083
01:47:34,080 --> 01:47:37,020
This desk looks like it's got lots of nice stuff on it.

2084
01:47:37,300 --> 01:47:38,760
Gonna take an inhaler pop.

2085
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:45,140
Poppin' fresh. That's nice.

2086
01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:47,920
I'm gonna stand up.

2087
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:50,180
Take the inhaler.

2088
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,620
We don't have enough supplies to be just handing out the medicine to anyone.

2089
01:47:54,820 --> 01:47:56,400
We gotta be smart about this, okay guys?

2090
01:47:56,480 --> 01:47:57,800
Who's been volunteering to go on hunts?

2091
01:47:57,860 --> 01:47:59,500
Who's been picking up extra cleaning shifts?

2092
01:47:59,820 --> 01:48:02,080
These are the people we need to prioritise.

2093
01:48:02,460 --> 01:48:04,460
This is how we survive and thrive.

2094
01:48:04,860 --> 01:48:06,380
Yours sincerely, Mark.

2095
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:13,240
Looking forward to Mark's inevitable demise.

2096
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:16,620
Nothing in there.

2097
01:48:22,980 --> 01:48:24,340
Yeah, made a bit of noise.

2098
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,220
Not great for me.

2099
01:48:25,220 --> 01:48:35,660
Back to the chapel.

2100
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:43,540
Boner.

2101
01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:44,380
Thank you very much.

2102
01:48:44,660 --> 01:48:45,480
What is this game?

2103
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,000
Is it the new DuckTales?

2104
01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:54,200
It is DuckTales 3D Remastered.

2105
01:48:56,660 --> 01:49:00,680
For the Sony PlayStation 5 30th Anniversary Edition.

2106
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:04,500
Pre-ordered it.

2107
01:49:05,940 --> 01:49:07,260
Pre-ordered it.

2108
01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,280
I got the deluxe edition.

2109
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:20,300
I pre-ordered that.

2110
01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:21,280
And you get a fucking...

2111
01:49:22,780 --> 01:49:24,460
Quack shot.

2112
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:26,800
With the physical copy of the game as well.

2113
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,060
So I've just been quack shotting around.

2114
01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:29,680
Oh fuck.

2115
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:32,440
I've just been quack shotting around the gaff all day.

2116
01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:41,360
What does it matter if you put the fucking lights on in here?

2117
01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:45,280
Does it have any bearing or effect on the world around me?

2118
01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,940
The creepy clown.

2119
01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:50,640
The creepy clown.

2120
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:50,680
The creepy clown.

2121
01:49:50,680 --> 01:50:12,860
I hope we don't come across that fucking creep again.

2122
01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:18,200
But he could well be involved.

2123
01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:34,160
The creepy clown.

2124
01:50:34,360 --> 01:50:34,760
The nun.

2125
01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:35,900
The snowman.

2126
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:36,840
Wednesday.

2127
01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:39,640
Wednesday Adams from the Adams family.

2128
01:50:39,740 --> 01:50:40,180
The devil.

2129
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:42,140
What's it gonna be?

2130
01:50:42,220 --> 01:50:43,040
Who's it gonna be?

2131
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,000
Not great.

2132
01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:48,840
That's not me.

2133
01:50:48,920 --> 01:50:50,260
That's not me making that noise.

2134
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:51,160
Don't know who that is.

2135
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:54,460
The zombie.

2136
01:50:54,620 --> 01:50:55,180
The werewolf.

2137
01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:55,800
The vampire.

2138
01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,600
The vampire werewolf.

2139
01:50:58,600 --> 01:51:00,600
*BOOM*

2140
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:28,600
*Mutants*

2141
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:31,600
Spooky Ghost, the Mutant, the Blob.

2142
01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:40,600
What's the story with fucking Metal Gear as well? That was meant to be out now, no?

2143
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:46,600
Is it gonna be a Silent Hill 2 Remake Edition situation where it's gonna be a year later?

2144
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:52,600
The Creepy Clown Insurance, thank you very much for the Creepy Clown Insurance there, very nice of ya.

2145
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:58,600
Lara Croft.

2146
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:14,600
And that's a lovely key, we've managed to secure ourselves for the upcoming referendum on keys.

2147
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,600
Found a collectible as well, bronze.

2148
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:22,600
Blah.

2149
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,600
"Key Issue", thank you very much.

2150
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:46,600
"He seems to know his way..."

2151
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,600
"He seems to know his way..."

2152
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,600
What was that key that I got there?

2153
01:52:54,600 --> 01:53:04,600
"How do I check my fucking inventory key?"

2154
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:11,600
fucking inventory key

2155
01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:33,520
thank you very much gabe

2156
01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:38,600
what do you make of the clown show over in stateside

2157
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:42,720
just i don't know really i don't really know what to make of anything over there

2158
01:53:42,720 --> 01:53:44,100
it's just not as

2159
01:53:44,100 --> 01:53:47,640
exciting as it used to be

2160
01:53:47,640 --> 01:53:51,340
stakes just they didn't seem that high

2161
01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:56,300
as they did in 2016

2162
01:53:56,300 --> 01:54:01,300
the clown creepy clown the werewolf

2163
01:54:01,300 --> 01:54:03,300
fuck no is this the right way

2164
01:54:03,300 --> 01:54:10,300
how do i see my key and how do i see what

2165
01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:17,300
how do i see my key and how do i see what the like i want to examine the way you do in silent hill examine my key

2166
01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:24,300
i want to see the key and look at it and see if there's a number on it or a name on it

2167
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:31,300
and i want to see if there's a number on it or a name on it

2168
01:54:31,300 --> 01:54:38,300
i want to see the key and look at it and see if there's a number on it or a name on it

2169
01:54:38,300 --> 01:54:40,300
can you not get out of that

2170
01:54:40,300 --> 01:54:47,300
back down the corridor there's another entrance

2171
01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:47,300
the snack box the bathed sausage the chips the cheese the garlic the creepy garlic cheese chips what's it gonna be

2172
01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:54,300
okay okay okay yeah fair enough

2173
01:54:54,300 --> 01:55:01,300
mike murphy yeah

2174
01:55:01,300 --> 01:55:08,300
mike murphy yeah

2175
01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:15,300
okay okay okay yeah fair enough

2176
01:55:15,300 --> 01:55:17,300
mike murphy yeah

2177
01:55:17,300 --> 01:55:47,280
The problem is that the

2178
01:55:47,280 --> 01:56:05,160
Oh fuck. It's called a quiet place there, Harry. It's called a quiet place there.

2179
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:27,600
As if that was loud. That was really nicely slowly done. Ah fuck off. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

2180
01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:50,980
The creepy clown. The greasy brown, the griddle, the deep fried, the shallow fried, the baked.

2181
01:56:50,980 --> 01:57:16,800
Look at that look there. Just a perfectly left pile of rubbish. And right there as well.

2182
01:57:17,460 --> 01:57:23,880
They're really teasing us with this little situation here. We need to be very careful we don't step on any detritus.

2183
01:57:24,660 --> 01:57:27,180
And then stand up. Getting the hang of it now.

2184
01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:33,400
Nice and slowly. Soft and slowly. Wins the monkey.

2185
01:57:40,460 --> 01:57:43,120
Full of inhalers. Just going to take an inhaler.

2186
01:57:44,680 --> 01:57:46,520
Can't because it's not needed.

2187
01:57:46,520 --> 01:58:16,500
Thank you.

2188
01:58:16,500 --> 01:58:46,480
Thank you.

2189
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:48,480
Thank you.

2190
01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:50,480
Thank you.

2191
01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:52,480
Thank you.

2192
01:58:52,480 --> 01:58:54,480
Baz, thank you very much.

2193
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:55,600
Baz Luhrmann.

2194
01:58:56,540 --> 01:58:58,720
As if I fucking made any noise there.

2195
01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:00,560
Thank you very much for the tip.

2196
01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:03,120
Ken, Ken, Kathleen and I are leaving.

2197
01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:04,140
You know why?

2198
01:59:04,340 --> 01:59:09,740
I'm genuinely sorry, but with that buffoon in charge, soon there will be no hospital to salvage.

2199
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:13,220
All our love to you and Alex, Tuffer Watson.

2200
01:59:14,020 --> 01:59:15,460
What kind of a name is Tuffer?

2201
01:59:17,300 --> 01:59:18,900
It's the end of Christopher.

2202
01:59:20,300 --> 01:59:21,380
That's not a name.

2203
01:59:23,760 --> 01:59:24,340
Tuffer.

2204
01:59:24,340 --> 01:59:54,320
Thank you.

2205
01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:55,360
Asthma Simulator.

2206
01:59:55,360 --> 02:00:25,340
Asthma Simulator.

2207
02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:55,320
Asthma Simulator.

2208
02:00:55,320 --> 02:00:57,320
Asthma Simulator.

2209
02:00:57,320 --> 02:01:01,700
No!

2210
02:01:02,860 --> 02:01:04,480
Don't like that bit there where they

2211
02:01:04,480 --> 02:01:07,380
you think you're dead and then they hit you with that.

2212
02:01:10,280 --> 02:01:12,760
I must have stood on a fucking pencil or something

2213
02:01:12,760 --> 02:01:15,680
on one of those bottom rungs of the stairs.

2214
02:01:16,260 --> 02:01:18,000
Bottom steps of the staircase.

2215
02:01:19,580 --> 02:01:21,780
There must have been something crackable or something.

2216
02:01:26,580 --> 02:01:30,200
Like if you stand on that bit of paper even, they'll probably come after you then.

2217
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:34,300
Obviously you stand on glass, that's gonna be a fucking big no-no.

2218
02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:45,880
Most of the game you're probably just having to look

2219
02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:47,620
on the fucking ground the whole time.

2220
02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:49,960
So there's a paint can.

2221
02:01:55,840 --> 02:01:58,980
What?

2222
02:01:59,460 --> 02:02:00,380
What was that?

2223
02:02:00,760 --> 02:02:02,200
There wasn't even anything there.

2224
02:02:04,980 --> 02:02:08,220
There wasn't even anything there.

2225
02:02:08,460 --> 02:02:09,180
No!

2226
02:02:10,260 --> 02:02:10,980
No!

2227
02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:17,680
A shy place, thank you very much.

2228
02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:32,960
Maybe just crouch.

2229
02:02:33,820 --> 02:02:34,880
Peter, crouch it.

2230
02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:35,500
All the...

2231
02:02:35,500 --> 02:02:38,880
All the way down.

2232
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:41,200
What?

2233
02:02:41,400 --> 02:02:41,800
What?

2234
02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:43,740
What?

2235
02:02:51,980 --> 02:02:52,980
No!

2236
02:02:52,980 --> 02:03:20,980
*Dramatic music*

2237
02:03:20,980 --> 02:03:34,980
Just gonna crouch it. Maybe that's it. Just crouch it man. If in doubt crouch it out. Look at this though, I stood on what? Paper?

2238
02:03:34,980 --> 02:03:48,980
*Dramatic music*

2239
02:03:48,980 --> 02:03:50,980
*Dramatic music*

2240
02:03:50,980 --> 02:03:52,980
*Dramatic music*

2241
02:03:52,980 --> 02:03:54,980
*Dramatic music*

2242
02:03:54,980 --> 02:03:56,980
*Dramatic music*

2243
02:03:56,980 --> 02:03:58,980
*Dramatic music*

2244
02:03:58,980 --> 02:04:00,980
*Dramatic music*

2245
02:04:00,980 --> 02:04:30,960
So, let's go.

2246
02:04:30,960 --> 02:05:00,400
Face the creature. Sometimes there might be situations. You'll need to pass through the creature to go through on your next objective. Keep your distance. Oh, this will be a laugh. This will be 20 minutes.

2247
02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:11,860
I didn't even read the text then. It told me exactly what to do.

2248
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:42,380
I'm sorry.

2249
02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:44,380
I'm sorry.

2250
02:06:00,100 --> 02:06:01,880
Get another inhaler into it.

2251
02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:05,860
Duck tails, thank you very much for the tip.

2252
02:06:07,660 --> 02:06:09,680
You don't need the inhaler, it seems.

2253
02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:22,660
What the fuck?

2254
02:06:28,700 --> 02:06:31,200
I wonder can they see me, can they see stuff?

2255
02:06:31,560 --> 02:06:33,620
Or is it just hearing, is that all they've got?

2256
02:06:36,580 --> 02:06:36,920
Oh.

2257
02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:43,300
They're blind, okay.

2258
02:06:46,100 --> 02:06:47,100
And this...

2259
02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:49,020
Now I take an inhaler.

2260
02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:52,300
I take an inhaler.

2261
02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:55,020
I went through a puddle there.

2262
02:06:57,340 --> 02:06:58,580
Torch is nearly dead.

2263
02:07:13,100 --> 02:07:15,220
Gonna need to take that inhaler now.

2264
02:07:15,220 --> 02:07:17,220
*Sigh*

2265
02:07:17,220 --> 02:07:19,220
*Sigh*

2266
02:07:19,220 --> 02:07:21,220
*Gunshot*

2267
02:07:21,220 --> 02:07:23,220
*Sigh*

2268
02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:25,220
*Sigh*

2269
02:07:25,220 --> 02:07:32,220
*sigh*

2270
02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:39,620
*spoor*

2271
02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:52,760
*spoor*

2272
02:07:52,760 --> 02:07:57,760
*spoor*

2273
02:07:57,760 --> 02:07:59,760
*spoor*

2274
02:07:59,760 --> 02:08:01,760
*spoor*

2275
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:31,740
*sad music*

2276
02:08:31,740 --> 02:08:52,740
*sad music*

2277
02:08:52,740 --> 02:08:59,740
Can't go back. Dad told me to find the train. Hopefully you can fucking run around now outside here.

2278
02:08:59,740 --> 02:09:05,740
*sad music*

2279
02:09:05,740 --> 02:09:07,740
The creepy clown.

2280
02:09:07,740 --> 02:09:18,740
A grey squirrel's tail isn't just there to look cute. The tail is the grey squirrel's most important tool. It uses the tail to stay balanced, communicate with other squirrels. And most importantly, stay safe.

2281
02:09:18,740 --> 02:09:24,740
*sad music*

2282
02:09:24,740 --> 02:09:30,740
*sad music*

2283
02:09:30,740 --> 02:09:36,740
*sad music*

2284
02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:42,740
*sad music*

2285
02:09:42,740 --> 02:09:48,740
*sad music*

2286
02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:50,740
*sad music*

2287
02:09:50,740 --> 02:09:54,740
*sad music*

2288
02:09:54,740 --> 02:10:00,740
*sad music*

2289
02:10:00,740 --> 02:10:02,740
*sad music*

2290
02:10:02,740 --> 02:10:12,740
*sad music*

2291
02:10:12,740 --> 02:10:14,740
*sad music*

2292
02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:26,740
*sad music*

2293
02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:28,740
*sad music*

2294
02:10:28,740 --> 02:10:30,740
*sad music*

2295
02:10:30,740 --> 02:10:32,740
*sad music*

2296
02:10:32,740 --> 02:10:38,740
*sad music*

2297
02:10:38,740 --> 02:10:46,740
*sad music*

2298
02:10:46,740 --> 02:10:48,740
*sad music*

2299
02:10:48,740 --> 02:10:58,740
*sad music*

2300
02:10:58,740 --> 02:11:00,740
*sad music*

2301
02:11:00,740 --> 02:11:05,900
Galerie Genèse, an art gallery in San Mateo, California. It has the usual collection of

2302
02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:11,060
watercolors, oils, and so on, but it also has these rather interesting pieces by an artist

2303
02:11:11,060 --> 02:11:16,920
named Diane Fenster. What's special about these pieces is that they were done not using watercolors

2304
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:22,040
or oils, but using the pixels of a computer. Pixels? Even the most traditional artists are

2305
02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:26,940
now recognizing the computer as a legitimate medium of art. Today, we'll take a look at

2306
02:11:26,940 --> 02:11:30,820
computers and art on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2307
02:11:41,140 --> 02:11:46,580
I don't even know if I've seen this one. Might have already seen this one.

2308
02:11:46,580 --> 02:11:50,840
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Intel, the world's leading manufacturer of

2309
02:11:50,840 --> 02:11:56,240
microprocessors. Intel, the computer inside. Bear with me there. I need to go to the Jackson.

2310
02:11:56,240 --> 02:12:00,840
Let's leave this on and I'll be back in one second. What I mean? I'm not sure if I've

2311
02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:03,680
seen this one. Don't copy that floppy.

2312
02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:12,660
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is Shelsey Sammel,

2313
02:12:12,660 --> 02:12:16,920
an artist who works mostly on the Macintosh. And Shelsey, this is not quite a Mac. The platform

2314
02:12:16,920 --> 02:12:21,400
here is the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. And this is the newest cartridge called Mario

2315
02:12:21,400 --> 02:12:26,040
Paint. And it brings a kind of normal paint program you might find on a Mac or a PC to kids.

2316
02:12:26,040 --> 02:12:27,820
You'll have a Super Nintendo system.

2317
02:12:28,060 --> 02:12:31,020
It has all the usual spray paint stuff and all that.

2318
02:12:31,220 --> 02:12:32,260
It actually does more.

2319
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:35,080
I can go in here and not only paint that kind of background,

2320
02:12:35,240 --> 02:12:38,200
but create an animation using Mario Paint.

2321
02:12:38,300 --> 02:12:39,680
There's my nine frames of animation.

2322
02:12:39,820 --> 02:12:40,840
Put that on the background.

2323
02:12:41,340 --> 02:12:45,920
I can also go in here and add music to my animation

2324
02:12:45,920 --> 02:12:48,200
and to my background using a keyboard and a staff.

2325
02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:50,200
It's a neat little artistic tool for kids.

2326
02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:51,280
This is for kids.

2327
02:12:51,560 --> 02:12:54,120
What you're doing is serious artwork on the Macintosh.

2328
02:12:54,120 --> 02:12:57,580
In fact, behind you is a painting you did just using the Mac.

2329
02:12:57,640 --> 02:12:59,640
I want you to explain to me how in the world you can do that.

2330
02:13:00,140 --> 02:13:02,720
This is quite a revelation for me to be able to paint

2331
02:13:02,720 --> 02:13:05,520
the way that I would on canvas on the computer.

2332
02:13:06,340 --> 02:13:09,080
This was done in a software program that came out a few years ago.

2333
02:13:09,160 --> 02:13:12,420
It was actually one of the first software programs to replicate natural media.

2334
02:13:13,260 --> 02:13:17,020
I painted by starting out large areas of color,

2335
02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:18,880
filling in with an oil brush.

2336
02:13:18,880 --> 02:13:21,020
Just walk right back into the room,

2337
02:13:21,120 --> 02:13:23,320
and that's the image I see there on the full screen.

2338
02:13:23,420 --> 02:13:26,060
It looks interesting to say the least.

2339
02:13:26,300 --> 02:13:27,120
It looks neat.

2340
02:13:27,820 --> 02:13:29,300
Coming back in with detail over it,

2341
02:13:29,300 --> 02:13:30,660
just like I would have on canvas.

2342
02:13:31,280 --> 02:13:35,280
Now, recently, there have been quite a few innovations on computer software

2343
02:13:35,280 --> 02:13:37,800
that allow me to take this quite a bit further.

2344
02:13:38,120 --> 02:13:40,320
This was done in a software program called Painter.

2345
02:13:40,700 --> 02:13:42,260
Now, what you see here is a watercolor wash.

2346
02:13:42,260 --> 02:13:43,000
We have seen this.

2347
02:13:43,080 --> 02:13:44,100
I remember this lady.

2348
02:13:44,100 --> 02:13:48,120
She looks like Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld.

2349
02:13:50,580 --> 02:13:58,560
Elaine named Gibson from the smash hit comedy Seinfeld.

2350
02:13:58,560 --> 02:14:02,700
But the thing is, I think this has already been seen before.

2351
02:14:03,100 --> 02:14:03,260
Yeah.

2352
02:14:03,500 --> 02:14:03,720
Yeah.

2353
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:03,980
Yeah.

2354
02:14:03,980 --> 02:14:04,740
It was a while ago.

2355
02:14:08,740 --> 02:14:14,940
I mean, it's such a good show that I could fucking see it again, you know?

2356
02:14:17,340 --> 02:14:19,560
It's not a bad ep, says Tupo.

2357
02:14:19,660 --> 02:14:22,480
I mean, this is where we're at now with Computer Chronicles,

2358
02:14:22,680 --> 02:14:27,140
where it actually doesn't even matter anymore.

2359
02:14:27,660 --> 02:14:30,040
It's just such a quality show.

2360
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:32,340
And look at that.

2361
02:14:32,360 --> 02:14:33,640
He's got like a little SNES.

2362
02:14:35,700 --> 02:14:37,700
My background using a keyboard and a staff.

2363
02:14:38,040 --> 02:14:39,700
It's a neat little artistic tool for kids.

2364
02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:40,660
This is for kids.

2365
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:43,580
Neat little artistic tool for kids.

2366
02:14:43,640 --> 02:14:44,880
This is for kids, right?

2367
02:14:44,880 --> 02:14:48,220
Kids, what you're doing is serious artwork on the Macintosh.

2368
02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:54,020
So I'm going to be reacting to this probably the exact same way I reacted

2369
02:14:54,020 --> 02:14:55,680
whenever we've seen it before.

2370
02:14:56,700 --> 02:14:57,560
That's value.

2371
02:15:01,060 --> 02:15:02,040
And look at that.

2372
02:15:02,080 --> 02:15:02,960
Is that a SNES?

2373
02:15:05,460 --> 02:15:07,060
I mean, this is 1991.

2374
02:15:07,580 --> 02:15:08,420
Is this 1992?

2375
02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:14,080
And in fact, behind you is a painting you did just using the Mac.

2376
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:16,140
And I want you to explain to me how in the world you can do that.

2377
02:15:16,420 --> 02:15:20,480
Well, this is quite a revelation for me to be able to paint the way that I would

2378
02:15:20,480 --> 02:15:22,020
on canvas on the computer.

2379
02:15:22,980 --> 02:15:25,580
This was a software program that came out a few years ago.

2380
02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:28,920
It was actually one of the first software programs to replicate natural media.

2381
02:15:29,580 --> 02:15:35,420
And I painted by starting out large areas of color, filling in with an oil brush,

2382
02:15:35,580 --> 02:15:38,440
coming back in with detail over it, just like I would have on canvas.

2383
02:15:38,980 --> 02:15:41,680
Now, recently there have been quite a few innovations on...

2384
02:15:41,680 --> 02:15:49,080
I think if this was me before, I would have been playing the Seinfeld theme tune every time she hit the screen.

2385
02:15:49,140 --> 02:15:53,800
On computer software that allow me to take this quite a bit further.

2386
02:15:53,960 --> 02:15:56,300
This was done in a software program called Painter.

2387
02:15:56,420 --> 02:16:00,420
And what you see here is a watercolor wash where I started with a...

2388
02:16:00,420 --> 02:16:04,360
I actually started with a pencil sketch, the way that I would look on paper.

2389
02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:09,020
Put down some watercolor washes and came back in over it with chalk for a very natural look.

2390
02:16:09,140 --> 02:16:09,700
It sure is.

2391
02:16:09,780 --> 02:16:12,400
Okay, we're going to have you back later to explain more about how you do that.

2392
02:16:12,680 --> 02:16:17,300
In fact, we'll see several computer artists at work today using Amigas, Macs, and PCs.

2393
02:16:17,540 --> 02:16:17,920
Amigas?

2394
02:16:17,920 --> 02:16:21,400
We're going to begin, though, with a visit to the Academy of Art College in San Francisco,

2395
02:16:21,660 --> 02:16:23,760
where you can major in computer art.

2396
02:16:24,700 --> 02:16:25,540
Computer art.

2397
02:16:27,200 --> 02:16:29,040
Thank you very much there for the chip.

2398
02:16:29,060 --> 02:16:31,220
This is the Academy of Art College in San Francisco.

2399
02:16:31,820 --> 02:16:33,680
Like one of your French cards, thank you very much.

2400
02:16:33,680 --> 02:16:36,180
You scanned these two in, you scanned in the clock, lifted it off.

2401
02:16:36,480 --> 02:16:40,460
This is one of the few art schools in the country where you can major in computer art.

2402
02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:45,460
The curriculum consists of courses like computerized paint systems, desktop...

2403
02:16:45,460 --> 02:16:49,440
See that face again there?

2404
02:16:50,180 --> 02:16:51,120
It looks great.

2405
02:16:52,900 --> 02:16:59,420
Curriculum consists of courses like computerized paint systems, desktop design, and electronic photography.

2406
02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:05,500
The school teaches on the Macintosh and uses software like Fractal Design Painter and Adobe Photoshop.

2407
02:17:06,200 --> 02:17:09,080
The computer photography class is taught by Paul Klein.

2408
02:17:09,420 --> 02:17:13,740
He used to be a traditional commercial photographer, but then the computer came along.

2409
02:17:14,440 --> 02:17:18,320
I watched through the early 80s the ability of the computer...

2410
02:17:18,320 --> 02:17:19,320
Computer.

2411
02:17:19,320 --> 02:17:22,300
...to digitize the same information that I was working with traditionally.

2412
02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:28,220
And I became very, very attracted to it and very excited by it.

2413
02:17:28,220 --> 02:17:31,320
You became very, very attracted to the computer.

2414
02:17:32,580 --> 02:17:37,040
And I became very, very attracted to it and very excited by it.

2415
02:17:39,360 --> 02:17:42,780
So I proceeded to try some explorations.

2416
02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:48,620
Some of my own imagery, both commercial and art-oriented.

2417
02:17:51,240 --> 02:17:53,380
Thank you very much, Kamikaze Lemonade.

2418
02:17:53,740 --> 02:18:06,560
And I found out what I could do electronically with various photo enhancement programs would take three or four days in the darkroom to complete.

2419
02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:08,620
Kline says, despite the abundance of high...

2420
02:18:08,620 --> 02:18:10,620
Three or four days in the darkroom.

2421
02:18:10,620 --> 02:18:14,620
...powered max, this is, after all, just an art class.

2422
02:18:14,620 --> 02:18:21,500
There's no need for students to be intimidated by the technology, though some of the students are reluctant to cross that high-tech barrier.

2423
02:18:21,500 --> 02:18:23,500
They can't break the computer.

2424
02:18:23,500 --> 02:18:25,500
And they shouldn't worry about that.

2425
02:18:25,500 --> 02:18:26,500
And also, they're free.

2426
02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:32,500
They're in a school environment here where they should explore and experiment with all the possibilities.

2427
02:18:32,500 --> 02:18:37,380
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

2428
02:18:37,380 --> 02:18:40,380
And I've been able to do that with this tablet.

2429
02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:42,380
10th anniversary season.

2430
02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:44,380
I can also, for instance, do things like turn the image upside down.

2431
02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:45,380
Or I...

2432
02:18:45,380 --> 02:18:54,880
The Amiga has always been a great creative platform for music, for video, and for art.

2433
02:18:54,880 --> 02:19:00,760
Here to show us some whiz-bang art software on the new Amiga 4000 is Jon Severs of Centaur Development.

2434
02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:03,760
Also with us, Greg Gorby, the creator of Aladdin 4D.

2435
02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:07,260
Jon, let's start with OpalVision, which is hardware and software.

2436
02:19:07,260 --> 02:19:08,260
It comes with a board.

2437
02:19:08,260 --> 02:19:09,760
And show us what's on the board there, Jon.

2438
02:19:09,760 --> 02:19:10,260
All right.

2439
02:19:10,260 --> 02:19:11,760
This is the OpalVision main board.

2440
02:19:11,760 --> 02:19:17,760
It increases the graphics capabilities of the Amiga computer and gives you 24-bit color, 16 million colors per pixel.

2441
02:19:17,760 --> 02:19:24,760
You'll notice the board has expansion connectors on it where you can connect a scan rate converter, a frame grabber genlock module, and a frame grabber genlock module.

2442
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:30,260
And this socket's for a video special effects strip, which gives you wonderful video effects.

2443
02:19:30,260 --> 02:19:33,440
There's also an external production switcher, which connects to the board.

2444
02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:34,040
All right.

2445
02:19:34,040 --> 02:19:38,640
Let's turn to the software, which you have up here on the Amiga, and show us a little bit about what you can do with OpalVision.

2446
02:19:38,640 --> 02:19:39,640
All right.

2447
02:19:39,640 --> 02:19:42,000
This is OpalPaint, the painting package that comes with it.

2448
02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:43,960
It's a very artist-friendly program.

2449
02:19:43,960 --> 02:19:46,000
For example, this is the palette requester.

2450
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:48,000
You can move around the color wheel here.

2451
02:19:48,000 --> 02:19:50,880
You can take individual colors and put them down.

2452
02:19:50,880 --> 02:19:51,880
A palette requester.

2453
02:19:51,880 --> 02:19:54,640
And after I've done that, I'll put it in the section.

2454
02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:57,640
And then I can spread them together as if they were wet paint.

2455
02:19:57,640 --> 02:19:59,140
I think you can see that.

2456
02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:01,140
Or put a wash over the top of them.

2457
02:20:01,140 --> 02:20:03,140
It's like adding water on it.

2458
02:20:03,140 --> 02:20:04,140
Yeah.

2459
02:20:04,140 --> 02:20:08,400
You can also load palettes that have been pre-saved on disk.

2460
02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:09,400
Here's a series of palettes.

2461
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:10,400
Beautiful palette loader.

2462
02:20:10,400 --> 02:20:11,400
Software.

2463
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:13,400
That's nice because you don't have to remember file names.

2464
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:17,640
Artists are visually-oriented people, so they would just click on that and select that palette.

2465
02:20:17,640 --> 02:20:22,140
I've pre-loaded a series of screens here and I can flip through them.

2466
02:20:22,140 --> 02:20:28,140
In addition to normal modes like drawing circles and lines, there are other modes available.

2467
02:20:28,140 --> 02:20:32,140
Really quite a variety of them, about 50.

2468
02:20:32,140 --> 02:20:34,140
Like this is an emboss mode.

2469
02:20:34,140 --> 02:20:36,140
So we can select that.

2470
02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:40,640
This is a scanned-in image which you put into the machine and now you are manipulating it and playing with it.

2471
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:41,640
Correct.

2472
02:20:41,640 --> 02:20:42,640
Uh-huh.

2473
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:43,640
So there's an emboss effect.

2474
02:20:43,640 --> 02:20:44,640
Uh-huh.

2475
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:45,640
I can undo that.

2476
02:20:45,640 --> 02:20:46,640
Go back into my modes.

2477
02:20:46,640 --> 02:20:48,640
It's too much for me to know that I've seen it before.

2478
02:20:48,640 --> 02:20:49,640
And select the edge.

2479
02:20:49,640 --> 02:20:52,640
And just hit the A key on the keyboard to do it.

2480
02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:56,140
I think I need to be surprised as well.

2481
02:20:56,140 --> 02:21:04,140
And unfortunately I am surprised even though that's- I did get a great kick out of some of the computer generated graphics here.

2482
02:21:04,140 --> 02:21:06,140
Before.

2483
02:21:10,140 --> 02:21:13,640
The element of surprise is attack.

2484
02:21:17,640 --> 02:21:18,640
Look at this though.

2485
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:19,640
Nick Knight.

2486
02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:22,640
Look at that.

2487
02:21:23,640 --> 02:21:25,640
Fucking nightmare fuel.

2488
02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,640
Election special.

2489
02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:37,640
It's the election special guys.

2490
02:21:38,640 --> 02:21:41,140
Fucking America decides.

2491
02:21:47,140 --> 02:21:49,140
World of creativity which in some-

2492
02:21:49,140 --> 02:21:50,140
Look at that.

2493
02:21:51,140 --> 02:21:53,140
Absolutely wrong.

2494
02:21:53,140 --> 02:21:56,140
Disturbing and unacceptable.

2495
02:22:03,140 --> 02:22:05,140
Some ways is better than the real world.

2496
02:22:05,140 --> 02:22:07,140
I found some of the-

2497
02:22:07,140 --> 02:22:14,140
It has funny sound effects built into it as well.

2498
02:22:14,140 --> 02:22:18,140
Yow!

2499
02:22:18,140 --> 02:22:20,140
...cable channel.

2500
02:22:20,140 --> 02:22:24,140
Lutke says the computer has opened up a whole new world of creativity,

2501
02:22:24,140 --> 02:22:27,140
which in some ways is better than the real world.

2502
02:22:27,140 --> 02:22:32,140
I found some of the tools that are arriving only now on the Mac

2503
02:22:32,140 --> 02:22:36,140
are very stimulating to creativity.

2504
02:22:36,140 --> 02:22:42,140
...arriving only...

2505
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:53,140
I think some of the tools that we've created have been very stimulating,

2506
02:22:53,140 --> 02:22:55,140
especially on the Macintosh.

2507
02:22:55,140 --> 02:23:01,140
We have a man with a face, and as you can see, we've squoze his head,

2508
02:23:01,140 --> 02:23:06,140
and we're also...we have an additional electric screwdriver drill

2509
02:23:06,140 --> 02:23:09,140
that goes into his head, and he starts to cry.

2510
02:23:09,140 --> 02:23:13,140
Tears come out of his head, and he says, "Yow!"

2511
02:23:13,140 --> 02:23:19,140
I think these are some of the breakthroughs that are going to change the way in which we do business.

2512
02:23:19,140 --> 02:23:25,140
He says the computer has opened up a whole new world of creativity, which in some ways...

2513
02:23:29,140 --> 02:23:31,140
...is better than the real world.

2514
02:23:31,140 --> 02:23:39,140
I found some of the tools that are arriving only now on the Mac are very stimulating to creativity.

2515
02:23:39,140 --> 02:23:46,140
That they're actually allowing you to do more than you could do in the physical world.

2516
02:23:46,140 --> 02:23:49,140
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

2517
02:23:49,140 --> 02:24:05,140
So what if you own an IBM compatible? Can you do computer art too?

2518
02:24:05,140 --> 02:24:06,140
Compatible computer.

2519
02:24:06,140 --> 02:24:12,140
...living the days you can using powerful and creative software like CorelDRAW and Painter from Fractal Design.

2520
02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:16,140
Here to show us both programs are Robert Lenvay of Corel Corporation,

2521
02:24:16,140 --> 02:24:19,140
and back with us, Shel C. Sammel, a freelance artist and illustrator.

2522
02:24:19,140 --> 02:24:24,140
Robert, let's turn to the Windows version you have here, which is CorelDRAW,

2523
02:24:24,140 --> 02:24:27,140
and show us what you can do here on a PC compatible.

2524
02:24:27,140 --> 02:24:28,140
Steve CorelDRAW.

2525
02:24:28,140 --> 02:24:30,140
CorelDRAW is really a complete business graphics toolkit.

2526
02:24:30,140 --> 02:24:31,140
We're going to focus on the vector side of CorelDRAW first.

2527
02:24:31,140 --> 02:24:35,140
We have Robert Lenvay here from Corruption Entertainment.

2528
02:24:35,140 --> 02:24:37,140
Wait a minute, but when you say vector side, what do you mean?

2529
02:24:37,140 --> 02:24:41,140
What vector means is that we work with smooth lines and curves as opposed to just pixels.

2530
02:24:41,140 --> 02:24:42,140
Okay.

2531
02:24:42,140 --> 02:24:46,140
So that when you stretch them, they stay smooth and they can be scaled to virtually any size.

2532
02:24:46,140 --> 02:24:48,140
Let me just put some text up here on the screen.

2533
02:24:48,140 --> 02:24:50,140
I'm going to show you a couple of program special effects.

2534
02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:52,140
We'll start by applying a little bit of color here.

2535
02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:58,140
And we've got four powerful effects including enveloping, which allows me to take a piece of text and stretch it like it's silly putty.

2536
02:24:58,140 --> 02:25:00,140
Kamikaze lemonade.

2537
02:25:00,140 --> 02:25:01,140
Thanks for the tip.

2538
02:25:01,140 --> 02:25:01,140
I'm not sure.

2539
02:25:01,140 --> 02:25:02,140
I think I might have missed you there.

2540
02:25:02,140 --> 02:25:03,140
Thank you very much.

2541
02:25:03,140 --> 02:25:04,140
We can always just clear that.

2542
02:25:04,140 --> 02:25:07,140
And we can even apply a perspective.

2543
02:25:07,140 --> 02:25:12,140
And I'm just going to select the two control points here and stretch that.

2544
02:25:12,140 --> 02:25:14,140
And we can simulate the perspective.

2545
02:25:14,140 --> 02:25:17,140
And this is my vanishing point, which I can move around on the page very quickly and easily.

2546
02:25:17,140 --> 02:25:19,140
Again, we'll just clear that.

2547
02:25:19,140 --> 02:25:21,140
And we'll go and we'll simulate 3D with this.

2548
02:25:21,140 --> 02:25:24,140
And what we'll do is we'll get one of our new roll-ups.

2549
02:25:24,140 --> 02:25:25,140
These are roll-up windows.

2550
02:25:25,140 --> 02:25:26,140
All right.

2551
02:25:26,140 --> 02:25:27,140
They actually roll up and down right here on the interface.

2552
02:25:27,140 --> 02:25:33,140
And what we'll do is we'll turn a light source on so we can actually simulate rendering like you might see in a high-end CAD program.

2553
02:25:33,140 --> 02:25:36,140
And we'll just go ahead and apply that.

2554
02:25:36,140 --> 02:25:42,140
And the program will draw the text with the 3D look and the appropriate shading all in place.

2555
02:25:42,140 --> 02:25:43,140
Very powerful.

2556
02:25:43,140 --> 02:25:51,140
Now we can even go and rotate that in full 3D space both along the X, Y, and the Z axes.

2557
02:25:51,140 --> 02:26:00,140
Now that's just the dead air there.

2558
02:26:00,140 --> 02:26:04,140
And all you can hear is the noise of just computers.

2559
02:26:04,140 --> 02:26:10,140
Both along the X, Y, and the Z axes.

2560
02:26:10,140 --> 02:26:11,140
Mm-hmm.

2561
02:26:11,140 --> 02:26:13,140
It's lovely.

2562
02:26:13,140 --> 02:26:15,140
You can even hear him just breathing there.

2563
02:26:15,140 --> 02:26:30,140
Now that's just a couple of the special effects that the program can do.

2564
02:26:30,140 --> 02:26:31,140
I'm going to show you now.

2565
02:26:31,140 --> 02:26:33,140
Not impressed there.

2566
02:26:33,140 --> 02:26:41,140
No recognition by Stu that what he was witnessing was in any ways captivating or impressive whatsoever.

2567
02:26:41,140 --> 02:26:46,140
Corel PhotoPaint, which again, one of the four complete graphic applications that come with CorelDRAW.

2568
02:26:46,140 --> 02:26:50,140
And PhotoPaint is a full photo retouching and bitmap program.

2569
02:26:50,140 --> 02:26:53,140
So we also take care of the bitmap side of graphics as well.

2570
02:26:53,140 --> 02:26:54,140
All right.

2571
02:26:54,140 --> 02:26:57,140
What I'm going to do is take a file here that we scanned in a little bit earlier.

2572
02:26:57,140 --> 02:27:00,140
It's a color tip file and we support 24-bit color.

2573
02:27:00,140 --> 02:27:03,140
And we have all the basic tools that you need for image editing.

2574
02:27:03,140 --> 02:27:06,140
We can take the image, for example, and flip it horizontally.

2575
02:27:06,140 --> 02:27:07,140
Aha!

2576
02:27:07,140 --> 02:27:08,140
We can zoom in.

2577
02:27:08,140 --> 02:27:10,140
Let's see here on his teeth.

2578
02:27:12,140 --> 02:27:14,140
And we can apply some of the filters.

2579
02:27:14,140 --> 02:27:16,140
Say, for example, we decide that the teeth aren't white enough.

2580
02:27:16,140 --> 02:27:23,140
We can get one of the sharpening filters and actually brighten up the teeth like that very quickly and easily.

2581
02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:24,140
Let's zoom back.

2582
02:27:24,140 --> 02:27:26,140
The photograph was taken against a white background.

2583
02:27:26,140 --> 02:27:29,140
What we can do is actually go and get a tile pattern.

2584
02:27:29,140 --> 02:27:32,140
We include a large library of tiles here with the program.

2585
02:27:32,140 --> 02:27:33,140
And these are in PCI.

2586
02:27:33,140 --> 02:27:36,140
Do people take photographs like that anymore?

2587
02:27:36,140 --> 02:27:39,140
Like smiling like that and photo?

2588
02:27:39,140 --> 02:27:40,140
I suppose they do.

2589
02:27:41,140 --> 02:27:44,140
Maybe it's just the composition like it's old.

2590
02:27:44,140 --> 02:27:45,140
It's old.

2591
02:27:45,140 --> 02:27:47,140
You wouldn't get that anymore.

2592
02:27:47,140 --> 02:27:49,140
Just people looking at you like that.

2593
02:27:49,140 --> 02:27:51,140
From this angle, from this side.

2594
02:27:51,140 --> 02:27:57,140
Say here on the filters and actually brighten up the teeth like that very quickly and easily.

2595
02:27:57,140 --> 02:27:58,140
Let's zoom back.

2596
02:27:58,140 --> 02:27:59,140
The photograph was taken again.

2597
02:27:59,140 --> 02:28:00,140
Elvis mode.

2598
02:28:00,140 --> 02:28:03,140
Okay, we got Elvis mode.

2599
02:28:03,140 --> 02:28:04,140
Against a white background.

2600
02:28:04,140 --> 02:28:06,140
What we can do is actually go and get a tile pattern.

2601
02:28:06,140 --> 02:28:10,140
We include a large library of tiles here with the program.

2602
02:28:10,140 --> 02:28:12,140
And these are in PCX format.

2603
02:28:12,140 --> 02:28:13,140
And we'll just get our tile roll out.

2604
02:28:13,140 --> 02:28:17,140
We simply double click on the background and the program automatically fills in the image.

2605
02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:18,140
Thank you very much.

2606
02:28:18,140 --> 02:28:20,140
Thank you Henry Sellers.

2607
02:28:20,140 --> 02:28:25,140
And look at that beautiful yellow tiled background behind Elvis there.

2608
02:28:25,140 --> 02:28:30,140
Really just gives it a bit more pop as they say in the biz.

2609
02:28:30,140 --> 02:28:32,140
For you.

2610
02:28:36,140 --> 02:28:38,140
And we also have in the program two other modules.

2611
02:28:38,140 --> 02:28:41,140
One for business graphics and for presentations.

2612
02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140
Alright, now I want to turn to you again, Chelsea.

2613
02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:46,140
And now Painter, which you're going to use, also runs under Windows.

2614
02:28:46,140 --> 02:28:47,140
But you're going to be showing on a Macintosh.

2615
02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:48,140
You work on the Mac platform.

2616
02:28:48,140 --> 02:28:49,140
Yes.

2617
02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:50,140
Show us.

2618
02:28:50,140 --> 02:28:53,140
I want to see how you actually got to the point in those great paintings you showed us at the

2619
02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:55,140
beginning of the program using Painter.

2620
02:28:55,140 --> 02:28:56,140
Okay.

2621
02:28:56,140 --> 02:29:03,140
Well, to begin with in Painter, what I would normally do is just grab a pencil and just begin sketching.

2622
02:29:03,140 --> 02:29:07,140
And you'll notice as I sketch that it is replicating natural media very beautifully.

2623
02:29:07,140 --> 02:29:08,140
It sure is.

2624
02:29:08,140 --> 02:29:09,140
It's bringing through a paper texture.

2625
02:29:09,140 --> 02:29:10,140
She drawing nose.

2626
02:29:10,140 --> 02:29:11,140
It's pressure sensitive.

2627
02:29:11,140 --> 02:29:15,140
So you're seeing the human gesture there.

2628
02:29:15,140 --> 02:29:17,140
You can see a lot of subtlety as I draw.

2629
02:29:17,140 --> 02:29:18,140
Mm-hmm.

2630
02:29:18,140 --> 02:29:20,140
I can get darker lines just by pressing harder.

2631
02:29:20,140 --> 02:29:21,140
And now I'll--

2632
02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:22,140
Beautiful pair.

2633
02:29:22,140 --> 02:29:23,140
Usually I would start this way.

2634
02:29:23,140 --> 02:29:24,140
I would start with just a pencil sketch.

2635
02:29:24,140 --> 02:29:26,140
And now I'll start adding some color into it.

2636
02:29:26,140 --> 02:29:29,140
Yeah.

2637
02:29:29,140 --> 02:29:31,140
I can set my paint to be wet.

2638
02:29:31,140 --> 02:29:33,140
And this might seem sort of obvious to someone.

2639
02:29:33,140 --> 02:29:38,140
But if you've ever worked with watercolor, you know that it's a very difficult medium to control.

2640
02:29:38,140 --> 02:29:42,140
You're not out at 3:00 a.m. with your blow dryer trying to get your painting finished anymore.

2641
02:29:42,140 --> 02:29:44,140
This is a real boon to artists.

2642
02:29:44,140 --> 02:29:45,140
Super boon.

2643
02:29:45,140 --> 02:29:46,140
Super boon.

2644
02:29:46,140 --> 02:29:47,140
You have a lot of control over the image.

2645
02:29:47,140 --> 02:29:48,140
We'll provide--

2646
02:29:48,140 --> 02:29:51,140
Special marks for saying the word boon.

2647
02:29:51,140 --> 02:29:52,140
It's a great word.

2648
02:29:52,140 --> 02:29:55,140
And check out that tablet.

2649
02:29:55,140 --> 02:29:58,140
And pencil, digipencil.

2650
02:29:58,140 --> 02:30:00,140
Beautiful stuff altogether.

2651
02:30:00,140 --> 02:30:01,140
A quiet stew.

2652
02:30:01,140 --> 02:30:05,140
Thank you very much for the cage, for the tip.

2653
02:30:05,140 --> 02:30:06,140
You say baby rage, you say.

2654
02:30:06,140 --> 02:30:09,140
And Henry Sellers, thank you very much for the tip as well.

2655
02:30:09,140 --> 02:30:11,140
Just going to skip this here.

2656
02:30:11,140 --> 02:30:14,140
I don't think there's anything much else I want to see from this episode.

2657
02:30:14,140 --> 02:30:15,140
What are the-- are there trade-offs though?

2658
02:30:15,140 --> 02:30:20,140
I mean, we're talking about emulating the environment in which you would really be using paint or really be using a pencil.

2659
02:30:20,140 --> 02:30:24,140
But I mean, I take it there's some advantage to not really using paint or not using a pencil.

2660
02:30:24,140 --> 02:30:25,140
Well, certainly there are.

2661
02:30:25,140 --> 02:30:30,140
You've got the machinery itself, which allows me to archive my images, send them halfway across the country.

2662
02:30:30,140 --> 02:30:34,140
I can create a sketch like this modem it to an art director and have approval on a--

2663
02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:37,140
What do you do for hard copy like the thing you can hang on the--

2664
02:30:37,140 --> 02:30:39,140
I think that's actually a--

2665
02:30:43,140 --> 02:30:45,140
Apple has announced two new PowerBook models.

2666
02:30:45,140 --> 02:30:49,140
The 180C will bring active matrix color to the PowerBook line.

2667
02:30:49,140 --> 02:30:56,140
The new 145B is an entry-level PowerBook priced about 25% lower than the model 170.

2668
02:30:56,140 --> 02:30:58,140
Zenith has introduced a pen-top version of its--

2669
02:30:58,140 --> 02:30:59,140
Zenith.

2670
02:30:59,140 --> 02:31:05,260
Z-Note Portable. It's a 486 machine with a 120 megabyte hard drive and built-in Ethernet hardware.

2671
02:31:06,000 --> 02:31:11,700
If you want portability and multimedia, Micro Express has unveiled its new Regal Portable.

2672
02:31:12,160 --> 02:31:21,740
The lunchbox-style PC is a 33 megahertz 486 with a built-in Sound Blaster card, CD-ROM drive, stereo speakers, and a 200 meg hard drive.

2673
02:31:22,340 --> 02:31:24,180
Two new wireless modems announced this week.

2674
02:31:24,180 --> 02:31:29,580
Motorola is promising a PC MCIA format modem with built-in battery and antenna.

2675
02:31:30,140 --> 02:31:31,140
Sound Blaster.

2676
02:31:31,260 --> 02:31:36,120
...out later this year with a wireless modem that comes bundled with AT&T communications software.

2677
02:31:36,740 --> 02:31:39,920
Time now for this week's software review from Paul Schindler of Winn...

2678
02:31:39,920 --> 02:31:44,180
Beautiful. It's one we've seen before. I know this because we've seen the episode before.

2679
02:31:44,720 --> 02:31:50,740
But it's always a pleasure to have Paul Schindler in the house.

2680
02:31:51,440 --> 02:31:58,900
A man who really knew Windows inside out. He was the Windows specialist for Computer Chronicles.

2681
02:31:58,900 --> 02:32:04,940
If you've never seen it before, he's the go-to guy when it comes to all things Microsoft.

2682
02:32:05,420 --> 02:32:10,900
And here he is with a piece. He had his own allocated special piece, which they discontinued.

2683
02:32:10,900 --> 02:32:18,980
I think from 93 to 94 onwards, there was a real tonal vibe shift of the entire series.

2684
02:32:19,520 --> 02:32:22,540
And I think Paul Schindler only made sporadic appearances from here.

2685
02:32:22,640 --> 02:32:28,700
But in 1992, he was probably at the height of his game as the Windows correspondent for Computer Chronicles.

2686
02:32:28,940 --> 02:32:30,700
So, interested to see what he's got here.

2687
02:32:30,780 --> 02:32:32,580
Even though, as I said, I've seen it all before.

2688
02:32:33,700 --> 02:32:35,680
Schindler's Kiss. Thank you very much for the tip.

2689
02:32:35,680 --> 02:32:38,960
Rose Magazine provided courtesy of CMP Publications.

2690
02:32:40,000 --> 02:32:40,920
Today...

2691
02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:43,160
Oh yeah, I've seen it because that...

2692
02:32:43,160 --> 02:32:46,840
The little eye-opening intro that he does is...

2693
02:32:46,840 --> 02:32:50,100
It's something to behold. Thank you very much, Rhino.

2694
02:32:50,100 --> 02:32:53,440
Rose Magazine provided courtesy of CMP Publications.

2695
02:32:55,160 --> 02:32:56,200
That little bit there.

2696
02:32:56,740 --> 02:32:57,740
Because it starts like that.

2697
02:32:57,820 --> 02:33:00,960
I think this is the original John Virgo connection clip.

2698
02:33:01,640 --> 02:33:04,680
The original John Virgo realization moment.

2699
02:33:06,820 --> 02:33:10,820
Today, we'll look at an intelligent atlas for Windows called AutoMap.

2700
02:33:11,200 --> 02:33:13,460
Plan your routes and determine distances at home.

2701
02:33:13,780 --> 02:33:16,660
You may never need AAA again, at least not for triptychs.

2702
02:33:17,000 --> 02:33:18,800
You begin with a map of the United States.

2703
02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:20,880
For more detail, push the plus button.

2704
02:33:21,300 --> 02:33:22,840
What an absolute mess.

2705
02:33:23,060 --> 02:33:23,660
Look at that.

2706
02:33:23,660 --> 02:33:26,260
Plus, push the minus button.

2707
02:33:26,800 --> 02:33:27,820
I suppose that's a bit easier.

2708
02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:31,680
In the route menu, set journey preferences, you'll find an interesting feature.

2709
02:33:32,060 --> 02:33:36,660
Slider bar preference setters that enable you to decide what kind of roads you want to travel,

2710
02:33:37,000 --> 02:33:38,060
and even whether you...

2711
02:33:38,060 --> 02:33:43,360
Check out the bars and the user interface on these little gray slider bars.

2712
02:33:43,560 --> 02:33:45,560
It just was simple. It just worked.

2713
02:33:46,540 --> 02:33:49,920
Thank you very much there. Read my full name. Thank you very much.

2714
02:33:50,220 --> 02:33:53,320
If you like ferries or not, if you give ferries a strong preference,

2715
02:33:53,320 --> 02:33:55,580
it'll route you out of your way to ride on one.

2716
02:33:55,580 --> 02:33:58,400
You take the green flag and set your starting point,

2717
02:33:58,680 --> 02:34:00,580
the checkered flag and set your ending point,

2718
02:34:00,820 --> 02:34:06,340
then push calculate and tell AutoMap whether you want the shortest, fastest, or alternate route.

2719
02:34:06,640 --> 02:34:09,820
It then offers you detailed directions which you can print or save.

2720
02:34:10,140 --> 02:34:12,860
These really are directions good enough to drive with.

2721
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:16,700
Of course, you can also just play with the map using the zoom in and zoom out controls.

2722
02:34:17,240 --> 02:34:20,540
AutoMap is $100 from AutoMap Incorporated in Phoenix, Arizona.

2723
02:34:20,880 --> 02:34:22,980
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2724
02:34:23,140 --> 02:34:28,140
In other software news, Intuit has announced Quicken 4.0 for the Macintosh,

2725
02:34:28,140 --> 02:34:31,980
and Quarterdeck is shipping version 7 of its expanded memory manager,

2726
02:34:32,140 --> 02:34:36,120
which it says offers significant gains in the amount of memory it can open up.

2727
02:34:36,460 --> 02:34:43,840
The U.S. House of Representatives has announced a standard email system for members and constituents using technology from SoftSwitch.

2728
02:34:44,340 --> 02:34:48,140
And finally, if you're looking for a book to teach your children about computer basics,

2729
02:34:48,520 --> 02:34:54,640
The Dream Factory has come out with Teaching an Old Cat New Tricks, a colorful guide to computer literacy.

2730
02:34:55,100 --> 02:34:57,020
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

2731
02:34:57,140 --> 02:34:58,240
I'm Janelle Steltson.

2732
02:35:00,360 --> 02:35:06,620
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Intel, the world's leading manufacturer of microprocessors.

2733
02:35:07,080 --> 02:35:08,980
Intel, the computer inside.

2734
02:35:09,200 --> 02:35:12,140
That voiceover is fucking choice.

2735
02:35:12,480 --> 02:35:13,880
It's got the depth.

2736
02:35:14,660 --> 02:35:20,640
Like, the fellow that used to do maybe Sky Sports or Sky Movies in the 90s as well has one.

2737
02:35:21,980 --> 02:35:33,080
The world's leading manufacturer of microprocessors.

2738
02:35:33,080 --> 02:35:35,440
Intel, the computer inside.

2739
02:35:36,180 --> 02:35:39,820
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

2740
02:35:40,300 --> 02:35:41,300
Providers of educational materials...

2741
02:35:42,300 --> 02:35:44,300
Thank you very much, Ms. Lara Croft.

2742
02:35:45,160 --> 02:35:46,440
Katja Faye, thank you very much.

2743
02:35:48,160 --> 02:35:49,300
Newborns with the most delicate skin...

2744
02:35:49,300 --> 02:35:51,280
I've installed the ad blockers.

2745
02:35:51,360 --> 02:35:52,740
They're still giving us ads.

2746
02:35:53,200 --> 02:35:55,040
Even at the end of the video, what's the point of that?

2747
02:35:56,420 --> 02:35:57,240
I suppose they got me.

2748
02:35:57,380 --> 02:35:59,560
They got me, so that is the point of it.

2749
02:36:01,300 --> 02:36:05,000
But there was a nice montage at the end there with the credits.

2750
02:36:05,500 --> 02:36:06,560
I think...

2751
02:36:06,560 --> 02:36:08,240
What were they shooting?

2752
02:36:08,380 --> 02:36:10,020
We were in some sort of convention center.

2753
02:36:10,660 --> 02:36:12,020
Oh, this is the end of Comdex.

2754
02:36:13,740 --> 02:36:15,140
The next fucking episode.

2755
02:36:20,740 --> 02:36:22,260
Manufacturer of...

2756
02:36:22,260 --> 02:36:22,580
...is provided...

2757
02:36:22,580 --> 02:36:23,460
...software.

2758
02:36:24,500 --> 02:36:24,920
That's it.

2759
02:36:24,920 --> 02:36:25,200
That's it.

2760
02:36:25,200 --> 02:36:26,060
That's it.

2761
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2762
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2763
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2764
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2765
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2766
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2767
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2768
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2769
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2770
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2771
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2772
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2773
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2774
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:26,120
That's it.

2775
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:27,120
That's it.

2776
02:36:27,120 --> 02:36:28,120
That's it.

2777
02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:28,120
That's it.

2778
02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:29,120
That's it.

2779
02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:29,120
That's it.

2780
02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:29,120
That's it.

2781
02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:30,120
That's it.

2782
02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:30,120
That's it.

2783
02:36:30,120 --> 02:36:31,120
That's it.

2784
02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:31,120
That's it.

2785
02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:32,120
That's it.

2786
02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:33,120
That's it.

2787
02:36:33,120 --> 02:36:35,120
I think it needs to go up a step.

2788
02:36:35,120 --> 02:36:39,520
a step, maybe a year or two, or even a net cafe.

2789
02:36:39,520 --> 02:36:43,360
Just a quick dip into the computer bowl.

2790
02:36:43,360 --> 02:36:46,400
The castle in downtown Boston.

2791
02:36:46,400 --> 02:36:47,960
It was built a hundred years ago.

2792
02:36:47,960 --> 02:36:49,100
What a shout.

2793
02:36:49,100 --> 02:36:50,560
What a projection as well.

2794
02:36:50,560 --> 02:36:57,540
It's anyone who is interested in learning how to really present a real hot link.

2795
02:36:57,540 --> 02:36:58,540
It's...

2796
02:36:58,540 --> 02:37:00,600
You go no further than Stuart.

2797
02:37:01,880 --> 02:37:03,200
He's got the voice.

2798
02:37:03,200 --> 02:37:06,080
This is the castle in downtown Boston.

2799
02:37:06,800 --> 02:37:09,140
This is the castle in downtown Boston.

2800
02:37:09,140 --> 02:37:13,700
It was built a hundred years ago because the upper crust of New England were afraid the

2801
02:37:13,700 --> 02:37:15,640
riffraff might come after them.

2802
02:37:15,640 --> 02:37:16,640
Well, it's a...

2803
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:20,640
Because the upper crust of New England were afraid the riffraff might come after them.

2804
02:37:20,640 --> 02:37:25,840
Well, it's a hundred years later and nothing much has changed except today it is the computer

2805
02:37:25,840 --> 02:37:30,480
upper crust of New England who have gathered here and they are under attack from the computer

2806
02:37:30,480 --> 02:37:32,740
riffraff of the West Coast.

2807
02:37:32,740 --> 02:37:37,540
This is the scene of the hassle in the castle as two teams of computer celebrities battle it

2808
02:37:37,540 --> 02:37:40,260
out to see who knows more about computer trivia.

2809
02:37:40,260 --> 02:37:44,380
The Brahmins of Route 128 or the bad boys of the Silicon Valley.

2810
02:37:44,380 --> 02:37:48,040
The finale of Computer Bowl 4 on the special edition of the...

2811
02:37:48,040 --> 02:37:50,040
The computer chronicles.

2812
02:37:50,040 --> 02:38:03,760
He just delivers. He just delivers, you know? I mean, that's Stu. He's like the Apple... I said it before the other night, that Apple slogan. He just works. He just works. He just works.

2813
02:38:03,760 --> 02:38:19,480
Computer Chronicles has been made... A real professional. Like doing all things. It's not just the show itself but even these like little game shows on the side. The computer bowl.

2814
02:38:19,480 --> 02:38:21,680
A real professional.

2815
02:38:25,340 --> 02:38:27,040
Like doing all things.

2816
02:38:27,180 --> 02:38:30,980
It's not just the show itself, but even these like little game shows on the side.

2817
02:38:31,200 --> 02:38:32,120
The Computer Bowl.

2818
02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:37,520
Welcome back to Computer Bowl 4, presented by the Association for Computing Machinery.

2819
02:38:44,800 --> 02:38:48,980
Here at Boston's Park Plaza Castle, we've played two rounds so far

2820
02:38:48,980 --> 02:38:53,800
and the score is the West Coast 150, the East Coast 110.

2821
02:38:54,400 --> 02:38:55,540
Now for those of you...

2822
02:38:55,540 --> 02:38:58,500
There's probably more applause out West, I assume.

2823
02:38:59,920 --> 02:39:04,220
For those of you just joining us on television, let me introduce our celebrity panelists.

2824
02:39:04,300 --> 02:39:06,500
On the challenger team from the West Coast over here,

2825
02:39:06,740 --> 02:39:10,680
we have from Adobe Systems, Dr. John Knock Knock Warnock.

2826
02:39:11,280 --> 02:39:12,580
Knock Knock Warnock.

2827
02:39:12,660 --> 02:39:15,520
No applause there for Knock Knock Warnock.

2828
02:39:15,820 --> 02:39:16,300
Warlock.

2829
02:39:16,680 --> 02:39:17,980
Thank you very much, Warlock.

2830
02:39:17,980 --> 02:39:19,580
God bless the Shafi way.

2831
02:39:20,680 --> 02:39:22,940
From Adobe Systems, Dr. John...

2832
02:39:22,940 --> 02:39:23,720
It's from Adobe.

2833
02:39:23,860 --> 02:39:24,980
We're talking Photoshop.

2834
02:39:25,240 --> 02:39:26,280
We're talking Premiere.

2835
02:39:27,800 --> 02:39:29,480
We're talking Acrobat.

2836
02:39:30,480 --> 02:39:32,100
John Knock Knock Warnock.

2837
02:39:33,480 --> 02:39:36,540
From Slate Corporation, Vern the Ace Rayburn.

2838
02:39:38,680 --> 02:39:45,420
He looks familiar.

2839
02:39:45,420 --> 02:39:48,580
Maybe like Elton John or something.

2840
02:39:48,980 --> 02:39:51,640
Or that fellow who played Capote.

2841
02:39:54,640 --> 02:39:55,380
John Futureshark.

2842
02:39:55,380 --> 02:39:56,100
John Futureshark.

2843
02:39:56,100 --> 02:40:00,060
John Futureshark.

2844
02:40:00,060 --> 02:40:02,240
The captain of the West Coast team, John Shock.

2845
02:40:02,320 --> 02:40:05,700
Also, Ruthann the Mighty Quinlan from Alex Brown and Sons.

2846
02:40:06,560 --> 02:40:07,720
Joel's cooler.

2847
02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:14,740
And from Mass Bar Computer Corporation, Jeff the Killer Cow.

2848
02:40:18,740 --> 02:40:23,440
And from Mass Bar Computer Corporation, Jeff the Killer Cow.

2849
02:40:23,440 --> 02:40:28,280
For the defending but...

2850
02:40:28,280 --> 02:40:30,840
The shot of the audience.

2851
02:40:30,840 --> 02:40:32,080
Beautiful.

2852
02:40:32,080 --> 02:40:36,000
This fella's not clapping.

2853
02:40:36,260 --> 02:40:37,460
He's just waiting.

2854
02:40:37,580 --> 02:40:39,900
He's just there for the serious stuff for the quays.

2855
02:40:40,140 --> 02:40:42,100
Like, he probably doesn't like the colour at the beginning.

2856
02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:47,260
For the defending but endangered East Coast champions over here.

2857
02:40:48,460 --> 02:40:51,280
From Wellfleet Communications, Paul Bear.

2858
02:40:51,660 --> 02:40:52,800
Incredible stuff.

2859
02:40:55,220 --> 02:40:57,740
The Creepy Clown.

2860
02:40:58,500 --> 02:41:00,440
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

2861
02:41:00,640 --> 02:41:03,160
Have you played Armour Reforged?

2862
02:41:03,260 --> 02:41:03,800
I haven't.

2863
02:41:03,800 --> 02:41:06,720
...group Andy MC Rappaport.

2864
02:41:09,240 --> 02:41:13,260
The captain of the East Coast team, Charlie Johann Sebastian Bachmann.

2865
02:41:14,960 --> 02:41:16,560
The tie is great, Charlie.

2866
02:41:16,720 --> 02:41:17,540
The tie is great.

2867
02:41:17,540 --> 02:41:24,540
Is sure he had the same tie as the rest of the... maybe he's the only fella that Stu knew on that panel.

2868
02:41:24,540 --> 02:41:27,540
Or maybe, not the only, but the one he was closest with.

2869
02:41:27,540 --> 02:41:30,540
...the East Coast team, Charlie Johann Sebastian Bachmann.

2870
02:41:30,540 --> 02:41:34,540
The tie is great, Charlie. The tie is great.

2871
02:41:34,540 --> 02:41:39,540
And Dr. David Half Nelson from Fluid Incorporated.

2872
02:41:39,540 --> 02:41:43,540
And from Ziv Davis Bill, the elbow, Macron.

2873
02:41:43,540 --> 02:41:45,540
The big guy, the elbow.

2874
02:41:45,540 --> 02:41:50,540
Some bored, bored out faces there.

2875
02:41:50,540 --> 02:41:59,540
All around me are worn out faces. Worn out faces.

2876
02:41:59,540 --> 02:42:03,540
Can't believe that he has to sit through another hour of this or whatever it is.

2877
02:42:03,540 --> 02:42:09,540
At the same time, there's not quite a lot of other smiles either. It's just...

2878
02:42:09,540 --> 02:42:13,540
...Blank expressions.

2879
02:42:13,540 --> 02:42:20,540
Once again, our official examiner for Computer Bowl 4, the billionaire who is not running for president.

2880
02:42:20,540 --> 02:42:23,540
Unbelievable.

2881
02:42:23,540 --> 02:42:35,540
I mean, I don't know how I... I knew that he maybe co-hosted one or two of the Computer Bowls. I didn't know he did a load of them.

2882
02:42:35,540 --> 02:42:44,540
...but they just made a joke at Bill's expense. Look at Bill, look. Bill will crush you.

2883
02:42:44,540 --> 02:42:50,540
...running for president. Our official examiner for Computer Bowl 4, the billionaire who is not running for president.

2884
02:42:50,540 --> 02:42:51,540
Well, we did.

2885
02:42:51,540 --> 02:42:52,540
Well, we did.

2886
02:42:52,540 --> 02:42:54,540
...

2887
02:42:55,540 --> 02:42:58,540
Stu fucking sealed his fate there.

2888
02:42:58,540 --> 02:42:59,540
...

2889
02:42:59,540 --> 02:43:03,540
Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft.

2890
02:43:03,540 --> 02:43:04,540
...

2891
02:43:04,540 --> 02:43:05,540
...

2892
02:43:05,540 --> 02:43:09,540
...

2893
02:43:09,540 --> 02:43:15,540
All right, the score. West Coast 150, East Coast 110. Let's resume the games. And Bill, go ahead.

2894
02:43:15,540 --> 02:43:26,540
Here are four acronyms. MIPS, LIPS, QUPS, and FLOPs. Which of these acronyms does not describe...

2895
02:43:26,540 --> 02:43:27,540
Dave Nelson, East Coast?

2896
02:43:27,540 --> 02:43:28,540
...QUPS.

2897
02:43:28,540 --> 02:43:30,540
...QUPS is correct. What was the rest of the question, Bill?

2898
02:43:30,540 --> 02:43:31,540
...computer performance.

2899
02:43:31,540 --> 02:43:33,540
Computer performance.

2900
02:43:33,540 --> 02:43:35,540
Okay.

2901
02:43:37,540 --> 02:43:39,540
Whoa.

2902
02:43:39,540 --> 02:43:41,540
Alright, next toss up question.

2903
02:43:41,540 --> 02:43:47,540
In the early days of personal computing, there was a company named Kentucky Fried Computers.

2904
02:43:47,540 --> 02:43:49,540
Vern Rayburn West, North Star.

2905
02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:51,540
What was the question, Bill?

2906
02:43:53,540 --> 02:43:55,540
Hello.

2907
02:43:55,540 --> 02:43:57,540
Bill doesn't get it at all, man.

2908
02:43:57,540 --> 02:44:01,540
Shafi... Shafi just said to go to Bill. Bill, come on.

2909
02:44:01,540 --> 02:44:03,540
To the richest man in the world.

2910
02:44:07,540 --> 02:44:08,540
Hello.

2911
02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:09,540
Hello.

2912
02:44:11,540 --> 02:44:15,540
The richest man in the world had a little bit... he didn't understand the communication.

2913
02:44:15,540 --> 02:44:22,540
And then Stu hustled and harried him on stage in front of loads of people.

2914
02:44:22,540 --> 02:44:25,540
Some balls on Stu going like that.

2915
02:44:25,540 --> 02:44:26,540
Come on.

2916
02:44:26,540 --> 02:44:30,540
To the most... the richest man in the world.

2917
02:44:30,540 --> 02:44:32,540
What was the question, Bill?

2918
02:44:34,540 --> 02:44:35,540
Hello.

2919
02:44:35,540 --> 02:44:36,540
Wait, okay.

2920
02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:37,540
You're not gonna say this, right?

2921
02:44:37,540 --> 02:44:38,540
That...

2922
02:44:38,540 --> 02:44:39,540
Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. That's correct.

2923
02:44:39,540 --> 02:44:41,540
That company eventually changed its name.

2924
02:44:42,540 --> 02:44:45,540
What became the new name of Kentucky Fried Computers?

2925
02:44:45,540 --> 02:44:46,540
North Star.

2926
02:44:46,540 --> 02:44:47,540
Great Vern, great.

2927
02:44:47,540 --> 02:44:48,540
Great.

2928
02:44:48,540 --> 02:44:49,540
Alright, next Bill.

2929
02:44:49,540 --> 02:45:06,540
The first personal computer from Digital Equipment Corporation was called the VT18X. It was a CPM machine. What was the nickname of the VT18X? Was it the Robin?

2930
02:45:06,540 --> 02:45:07,540
Jeff Calb West?

2931
02:45:07,540 --> 02:45:08,540
He was the Robin.

2932
02:45:08,540 --> 02:45:09,540
The Robin is correct. Another...

2933
02:45:09,540 --> 02:45:10,540
That's Jeff the killer.

2934
02:45:10,540 --> 02:45:11,540
10 points for the West.

2935
02:45:11,540 --> 02:45:12,540
10 points for the West.

2936
02:45:16,540 --> 02:45:17,540
Okay, Bill.

2937
02:45:17,540 --> 02:45:18,540
When Dec...

2938
02:45:18,540 --> 02:45:19,540
Okay, Bill.

2939
02:45:19,540 --> 02:45:28,540
The Robin produced the Robin, it was meant to compete with and devour, a competing personal computer whose nickname was the worm. What company...

2940
02:45:29,540 --> 02:45:30,540
John Shock West Coast?

2941
02:45:30,540 --> 02:45:32,540
It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820.

2942
02:45:32,540 --> 02:45:33,540
That is not correct.

2943
02:45:33,540 --> 02:45:34,540
That is not correct.

2944
02:45:34,540 --> 02:45:37,540
Oh, such pain on John Shock there.

2945
02:45:37,540 --> 02:45:39,540
It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820.

2946
02:45:39,540 --> 02:45:40,540
That is not correct.

2947
02:45:40,540 --> 02:45:45,540
I just want to see that in slow-mo.

2948
02:45:45,540 --> 02:45:47,540
It was Xerox, which made the Xerox 820.

2949
02:45:47,540 --> 02:45:48,540
That is not correct.

2950
02:45:48,540 --> 02:45:52,540
It'd be great to have the sound on as well for this, for the slow-mo, but...

2951
02:45:52,540 --> 02:45:54,540
Ah, fuck.

2952
02:45:54,540 --> 02:45:55,540
Correct.

2953
02:45:55,540 --> 02:46:01,540
Ah, fuck, yeah.

2954
02:46:01,540 --> 02:46:02,540
What?

2955
02:46:02,540 --> 02:46:04,540
Alright, finish the question.

2956
02:46:04,540 --> 02:46:06,540
Almost angry like it's angry.

2957
02:46:06,540 --> 02:46:07,540
It'll be 20 points...

2958
02:46:07,540 --> 02:46:08,540
Ah, fuck.

2959
02:46:08,540 --> 02:46:09,540
That is not correct.

2960
02:46:09,540 --> 02:46:10,540
Fuck, yeah.

2961
02:46:10,540 --> 02:46:13,540
Alright, finish the question.

2962
02:46:13,540 --> 02:46:15,540
It'll be 20 points for the East if you can get it.

2963
02:46:15,540 --> 02:46:17,540
What company developed the worm?

2964
02:46:17,540 --> 02:46:20,540
What company developed the worm?

2965
02:46:20,540 --> 02:46:26,540
Was it Apple, Radio Shack, IBM, or Hewlett Packard?

2966
02:46:26,540 --> 02:46:30,540
Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at it?

2967
02:46:30,540 --> 02:46:31,540
What company did you want to take a shot at this?

2968
02:46:31,540 --> 02:46:32,540
40 points.

2969
02:46:32,540 --> 02:46:33,540
40 points.

2970
02:46:33,540 --> 02:46:39,540
The seriousness, the seriousness and levity and gravity afforded to the proceedings by Stu's...

2971
02:46:39,540 --> 02:46:43,540
Tone, does anyone want to get this?

2972
02:46:43,540 --> 02:46:44,540
40 points, guys.

2973
02:46:44,540 --> 02:46:45,540
40 points.

2974
02:46:45,540 --> 02:46:51,540
The computer bowl, like the biggest quiz, computer-based quiz probably in the world at that time.

2975
02:46:54,540 --> 02:46:55,540
Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at this?

2976
02:46:55,540 --> 02:46:56,540
Hewlett Packard.

2977
02:46:56,540 --> 02:46:57,540
It's all to play for.

2978
02:46:57,540 --> 02:46:58,540
Anybody from the East gonna take a shot at this?

2979
02:46:58,540 --> 02:46:59,540
Come on.

2980
02:46:59,540 --> 02:47:00,540
20 points.

2981
02:47:00,540 --> 02:47:01,540
20 points.

2982
02:47:01,540 --> 02:47:02,540
Badly needed.

2983
02:47:02,540 --> 02:47:03,540
Badly needed.

2984
02:47:03,540 --> 02:47:04,540
All right, Andy.

2985
02:47:04,540 --> 02:47:04,540
Radio Shack.

2986
02:47:04,540 --> 02:47:05,540
Radio Shack is not correct.

2987
02:47:05,540 --> 02:47:06,540
The correct answer is Hewlett Packard.

2988
02:47:06,540 --> 02:47:07,540
Hewlett Packard.

2989
02:47:07,540 --> 02:47:08,540
All right, next Bill.

2990
02:47:08,540 --> 02:47:15,540
Last year, one of the designers of the Intel 386 chip was interviewed on the 700 Club by Pat Robertson.

2991
02:47:15,540 --> 02:47:16,540
I don't know why that's so funny.

2992
02:47:16,540 --> 02:47:16,540
During that interview, the designer said that God was responsible for the success of the 386.

2993
02:47:16,540 --> 02:47:17,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

2994
02:47:17,540 --> 02:47:18,540
Who said that?

2995
02:47:18,540 --> 02:47:19,540
Was it Gene?

2996
02:47:19,540 --> 02:47:20,540
I don't know why that's so funny.

2997
02:47:20,540 --> 02:47:21,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

2998
02:47:21,540 --> 02:47:22,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

2999
02:47:22,540 --> 02:47:23,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3000
02:47:23,540 --> 02:47:24,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3001
02:47:24,540 --> 02:47:25,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3002
02:47:25,540 --> 02:47:26,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3003
02:47:26,540 --> 02:47:27,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3004
02:47:27,540 --> 02:47:28,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3005
02:47:28,540 --> 02:47:29,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3006
02:47:29,540 --> 02:47:30,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3007
02:47:30,540 --> 02:47:31,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3008
02:47:31,540 --> 02:47:32,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3009
02:47:32,540 --> 02:47:33,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3010
02:47:33,540 --> 02:47:34,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3011
02:47:34,540 --> 02:47:35,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3012
02:47:35,540 --> 02:47:36,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3013
02:47:36,540 --> 02:47:37,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3014
02:47:37,540 --> 02:47:38,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3015
02:47:38,540 --> 02:47:39,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3016
02:47:39,540 --> 02:47:40,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3017
02:47:40,540 --> 02:47:41,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3018
02:47:41,540 --> 02:47:42,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3019
02:47:42,540 --> 02:47:43,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3020
02:47:43,540 --> 02:47:44,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3021
02:47:44,540 --> 02:47:45,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3022
02:47:45,540 --> 02:47:46,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3023
02:47:46,540 --> 02:47:47,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3024
02:47:47,540 --> 02:47:48,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3025
02:47:48,540 --> 02:47:49,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3026
02:47:49,540 --> 02:47:50,540
I don't know why they laughed at that.

3027
02:47:50,540 --> 02:47:53,540
Paul Severino, we know you watch.

3028
02:47:53,540 --> 02:47:54,540
Ted Hoff.

3029
02:47:54,540 --> 02:47:57,540
That is not the correct answer.

3030
02:47:57,540 --> 02:48:01,540
All right, no consulting over here, but I need somebody to ring a buzzer on the West if you want to take a shot at that.

3031
02:48:01,540 --> 02:48:03,540
Yep, don't you ring the question.

3032
02:48:03,540 --> 02:48:06,540
I completed the question.

3033
02:48:06,540 --> 02:48:08,540
The question was completed.

3034
02:48:08,540 --> 02:48:09,540
Anybody want to try it?

3035
02:48:09,540 --> 02:48:10,540
Jeff Calbra rang his button.

3036
02:48:10,540 --> 02:48:12,540
You're going to have to give me an answer.

3037
02:48:12,540 --> 02:48:15,540
It was the first one, but I can't remember.

3038
02:48:15,540 --> 02:48:17,540
Jeff the killer.

3039
02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:18,540
I don't think that will do.

3040
02:48:18,540 --> 02:48:19,540
I don't think that will do.

3041
02:48:19,540 --> 02:48:20,540
But you're right.

3042
02:48:20,540 --> 02:48:29,540
The answer was Gene Hill and you can't just say the first one.

3043
02:48:29,540 --> 02:48:32,540
We can't repeat the question twice.

3044
02:48:32,540 --> 02:48:34,540
Judges, Pamela said.

3045
02:48:34,540 --> 02:48:38,540
Sounds like I missed something that was controversial.

3046
02:48:38,540 --> 02:48:39,540
Look at that lad though.

3047
02:48:39,540 --> 02:48:41,540
Paul Severino.

3048
02:48:41,540 --> 02:48:44,540
And then Jeff the killer.

3049
02:48:44,540 --> 02:48:46,540
Ted Hoff.

3050
02:48:46,540 --> 02:48:47,540
Ted Hoff.

3051
02:48:47,540 --> 02:48:49,540
That is not the correct answer.

3052
02:48:49,540 --> 02:48:51,540
Some awful coughing going on.

3053
02:48:51,540 --> 02:48:56,540
All right, no consulting over here, but I need somebody to ring a buzzer on the West if you want to take a shot at that.

3054
02:48:56,540 --> 02:48:57,540
Thank you very much.

3055
02:48:57,540 --> 02:48:58,540
Garagie took my CBD.

3056
02:48:58,540 --> 02:49:03,540
I completed the question.

3057
02:49:03,540 --> 02:49:05,540
Yeah, the question was completed.

3058
02:49:05,540 --> 02:49:06,540
Anybody want to try it?

3059
02:49:06,540 --> 02:49:07,540
Jeff Calbra rang his button.

3060
02:49:07,540 --> 02:49:09,540
You're going to have to give me an answer.

3061
02:49:09,540 --> 02:49:12,540
It was the first one, but I can't remember what you said.

3062
02:49:12,540 --> 02:49:14,540
It was a multiple choice question?

3063
02:49:14,540 --> 02:49:15,540
Did you give me the answer?

3064
02:49:15,540 --> 02:49:16,540
I don't think that will do.

3065
02:49:16,540 --> 02:49:17,540
I don't think that will do.

3066
02:49:17,540 --> 02:49:18,540
But you're right.

3067
02:49:18,540 --> 02:49:19,540
This is a, this is a.

3068
02:49:19,540 --> 02:49:25,540
No, the answer was Gene Hill and you can't just say the first one and we can't repeat the question twice.

3069
02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:26,540
Judges?

3070
02:49:26,540 --> 02:49:27,540
Pamela says.

3071
02:49:27,540 --> 02:49:28,540
Meaning?

3072
02:49:28,540 --> 02:49:29,540
Fabio Cencini's after you.

3073
02:49:29,540 --> 02:49:30,540
That's a great name for him.

3074
02:49:30,540 --> 02:49:31,540
Look, Fabio Cencini.

3075
02:49:31,540 --> 02:49:41,860
Fabio Sensini is after you. That's a great name for him, look, Fabio Sensini.

3076
02:49:43,420 --> 02:49:43,940
Judges?

3077
02:49:46,360 --> 02:49:48,560
Heidi says yes, Pamela says no.

3078
02:49:51,900 --> 02:49:56,460
Yeah, no, I think that's not the correct answer. Okay, let's go to the next question, Bill.

3079
02:49:57,180 --> 02:49:59,000
If I had the Romeo Sensini.

3080
02:49:59,000 --> 02:50:09,380
Three characters in an MS-DOS file name, dollar sign, percent sign, and plus sign, one of those characters would cause the file name to be invalid.

3081
02:50:10,560 --> 02:50:13,000
I just want to hear that again.

3082
02:50:13,660 --> 02:50:25,660
If you found the following three characters in an MS-DOS file name, dollar sign, percent sign, and plus sign, one of those characters would cause the file name to be invalid.

3083
02:50:25,660 --> 02:50:32,380
Would it be, would the, which would be the illegal character? The dollar sign? The percentage sign?

3084
02:50:33,060 --> 02:50:33,880
Bill McCrone?

3085
02:50:34,160 --> 02:50:34,400
Plus.

3086
02:50:34,760 --> 02:50:38,600
I'm sorry, no, no, no, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to say that. The percent sign.

3087
02:50:38,700 --> 02:50:43,960
I fucked it up. Stu's not going to let him off here because Stu really laid down the law in the last one.

3088
02:50:45,020 --> 02:50:54,820
And, uh, yeah. If he didn't do that shouty laugh thing that he just did, then he might have got away with it, you know? But that would have raised suspicions.

3089
02:50:56,480 --> 02:51:00,620
The illegal character. The dollar sign? The percentage sign?

3090
02:51:01,280 --> 02:51:02,120
Bill McCrone?

3091
02:51:02,400 --> 02:51:02,660
Plus.

3092
02:51:03,020 --> 02:51:06,860
I'm sorry, no, no, no, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to say that. The percent sign.

3093
02:51:07,940 --> 02:51:10,740
Yeah, if he just said plus, I mean percent.

3094
02:51:11,860 --> 02:51:14,020
Nah, nah, Stu still would have taken him down then.

3095
02:51:14,340 --> 02:51:14,540
Is it?

3096
02:51:14,620 --> 02:51:16,520
He said the percent sign.

3097
02:51:16,520 --> 02:51:17,340
That is incorrect.

3098
02:51:19,400 --> 02:51:20,660
Stu took him down.

3099
02:51:20,660 --> 02:51:26,420
Would somebody on the West like to try to answer the question?

3100
02:51:26,920 --> 02:51:29,300
No consulting, somebody ring a buzzer and I'll recognize you.

3101
02:51:29,400 --> 02:51:31,480
Great head of hair anyway, it's like a foesball.

3102
02:51:32,000 --> 02:51:34,300
On the West, like to try to answer the question.

3103
02:51:34,720 --> 02:51:35,200
Like there.

3104
02:51:35,620 --> 02:51:38,200
No consulting, somebody ring a buzzer and I'll recognize you.

3105
02:51:39,240 --> 02:51:39,940
Yes, John.

3106
02:51:40,040 --> 02:51:40,480
The percent.

3107
02:51:41,840 --> 02:51:44,060
He said the plus first.

3108
02:51:45,640 --> 02:51:46,880
What did you mean to say?

3109
02:51:46,880 --> 02:51:47,140
He said the plus.

3110
02:51:48,160 --> 02:51:49,620
But I meant to say the plus.

3111
02:51:49,620 --> 02:51:54,920
Has he just made the exact same mistake as fucking buzzball?

3112
02:51:56,780 --> 02:51:57,780
Bill, what's the answer?

3113
02:51:58,120 --> 02:51:58,780
The plus sign.

3114
02:51:58,780 --> 02:51:59,360
The plus sign.

3115
02:52:00,820 --> 02:52:02,000
And Gene Hill was right.

3116
02:52:02,100 --> 02:52:03,600
All right, relax. Everybody relax.

3117
02:52:03,920 --> 02:52:05,680
That's too much jolt. You know, that's the problem.

3118
02:52:07,280 --> 02:52:08,320
Too much jolt.

3119
02:52:10,020 --> 02:52:13,500
All right, we are going to go into our next bonus round and this is for the East Coast.

3120
02:52:13,500 --> 02:52:15,780
The score right now is the West 170.

3121
02:52:16,320 --> 02:52:19,400
Man, again, a lot of cutaways of this guy.

3122
02:52:19,500 --> 02:52:22,060
He's just been really hard done by.

3123
02:52:22,060 --> 02:52:23,300
Our next bonus round and this is for...

3124
02:52:31,300 --> 02:52:32,300
Now, is the West 120...

3125
02:52:32,300 --> 02:52:36,640
The East 120, you guys need the points.

3126
02:52:37,000 --> 02:52:38,840
You can earn 30 points in this bonus round.

3127
02:52:39,160 --> 02:52:40,880
And the subject is DOS.

3128
02:52:41,380 --> 02:52:42,080
Game Boy.

3129
02:52:42,080 --> 02:52:42,120
Game Boy.

3130
02:52:42,660 --> 02:52:48,340
What is the name of the DOS command that finds logical errors in the file system?

3131
02:52:48,800 --> 02:52:49,980
He's primed, look.

3132
02:52:50,660 --> 02:52:51,620
Amazon Prime.

3133
02:52:51,780 --> 02:52:52,380
The shape.

3134
02:52:52,500 --> 02:52:53,160
The poise.

3135
02:52:54,320 --> 02:52:55,060
The thinker.

3136
02:52:56,060 --> 02:52:57,120
Auguste Rodin.

3137
02:53:03,180 --> 02:53:05,660
It's like a fucking Renaissance pageant look.

3138
02:53:05,740 --> 02:53:08,020
It's like Jesus and the 12 disciples.

3139
02:53:08,020 --> 02:53:09,540
Need an answer from Charlie.

3140
02:53:11,600 --> 02:53:13,040
Going from right to left.

3141
02:53:13,480 --> 02:53:14,240
Lovely stuff.

3142
02:53:15,980 --> 02:53:17,100
Check disk.

3143
02:53:17,740 --> 02:53:20,260
Check disk is correct for 10 points for the East Coast.

3144
02:53:20,580 --> 02:53:21,240
Thank you very much.

3145
02:53:21,700 --> 02:53:23,280
East side to the west side.

3146
02:53:25,620 --> 02:53:31,520
MS-DOS version 3.3 introduced a new command, the call command.

3147
02:53:31,960 --> 02:53:33,880
What does the call command do?

3148
02:53:40,240 --> 02:53:41,440
I need an answer.

3149
02:53:42,440 --> 02:53:45,500
It allows you to call a batch program and get a result back.

3150
02:53:46,000 --> 02:53:46,880
Return back.

3151
02:53:47,580 --> 02:53:48,320
Say that again.

3152
02:53:48,320 --> 02:53:52,760
It's a subroutine call.

3153
02:53:53,700 --> 02:53:54,840
It's a batch file.

3154
02:53:55,460 --> 02:53:56,440
Bill says fine.

3155
02:53:56,960 --> 02:53:57,760
Sorry, judges.

3156
02:54:03,840 --> 02:54:05,680
All right, you've got 20 out of the 30.

3157
02:54:05,740 --> 02:54:07,360
Here's your last chance to get 10 more points.

3158
02:54:08,880 --> 02:54:09,980
Category is DOS.

3159
02:54:10,720 --> 02:54:13,120
What does the erase command do?

3160
02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:14,600
DOS.

3161
02:54:14,600 --> 02:54:15,600
DOS.

3162
02:54:24,740 --> 02:54:25,960
It'll erase a file.

3163
02:54:26,460 --> 02:54:27,520
Claim as delete as file.

3164
02:54:28,780 --> 02:54:29,540
Well, I'm sorry.

3165
02:54:29,640 --> 02:54:31,280
There is no erase command in DOS.

3166
02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:36,400
A trick question.

3167
02:54:36,500 --> 02:54:37,260
Trick question.

3168
02:54:37,380 --> 02:54:37,600
Is this?

3169
02:54:40,160 --> 02:54:42,200
Next question, Bill.

3170
02:54:43,700 --> 02:54:45,020
Claim is...

3171
02:54:45,020 --> 02:54:47,580
Next.

3172
02:54:47,580 --> 02:54:49,200
Next question, Bill.

3173
02:54:50,140 --> 02:54:51,220
Claim.

3174
02:54:51,860 --> 02:54:52,760
Next.

3175
02:54:53,020 --> 02:54:54,380
Next question, Bill.

3176
02:54:55,340 --> 02:54:57,420
Claim is...

3177
02:54:57,420 --> 02:54:57,860
Next.

3178
02:54:58,220 --> 02:54:59,480
Next question, Bill.

3179
02:55:00,480 --> 02:55:05,760
Claim is the name of a public domain bitmap font.

3180
02:55:06,220 --> 02:55:11,480
It is based on the bitmap font used by a popular programming language.

3181
02:55:12,220 --> 02:55:14,120
Pop up, you bitrate font.

3182
02:55:15,000 --> 02:55:17,880
Cream, pop up, you bitrate font.

3183
02:55:17,960 --> 02:55:19,100
Is the name...

3184
02:55:19,100 --> 02:55:20,400
Next question, Bill.

3185
02:55:21,680 --> 02:55:26,700
Cream is the name of a public domain bitmap font.

3186
02:55:26,700 --> 02:55:32,420
It is based on the bitmap font used by a popular programming language.

3187
02:55:33,260 --> 02:55:35,140
On what language is cream?

3188
02:55:36,120 --> 02:55:36,780
John Warnock?

3189
02:55:37,140 --> 02:55:37,640
Small talk.

3190
02:55:37,760 --> 02:55:38,600
Small talk is correct.

3191
02:55:38,740 --> 02:55:39,680
Ten more points for the West.

3192
02:55:39,840 --> 02:55:40,640
Small talk.

3193
02:55:40,640 --> 02:55:42,140
The score right now is the West...

3194
02:55:42,140 --> 02:55:43,480
Little confident.

3195
02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:45,260
Small talk.

3196
02:55:45,700 --> 02:55:49,180
Affectatious squeeze of the schnoz there after he got that one right.

3197
02:55:49,240 --> 02:55:49,440
Small talk is correct.

3198
02:55:49,560 --> 02:55:50,540
Ten more points for the West.

3199
02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:51,720
Confidence.

3200
02:55:52,480 --> 02:55:53,720
He's got this in the bag.

3201
02:55:53,720 --> 02:55:57,800
The score right now is the West 170, the East 140.

3202
02:55:58,020 --> 02:55:58,840
Next question, Bill.

3203
02:56:00,000 --> 02:56:00,360
Cream.

3204
02:56:00,360 --> 02:56:04,440
Electrical property is measured in ferrads.

3205
02:56:04,660 --> 02:56:05,880
Nintendo's Game Boy.

3206
02:56:06,040 --> 02:56:06,780
Thank you very much.

3207
02:56:07,200 --> 02:56:08,360
Nintendo's Game Boy.

3208
02:56:09,160 --> 02:56:09,920
Paul Severino.

3209
02:56:10,380 --> 02:56:10,980
Capacitance.

3210
02:56:11,100 --> 02:56:12,080
Capacitance is correct.

3211
02:56:12,200 --> 02:56:13,280
Ten points for the East...

3212
02:56:13,280 --> 02:56:14,480
Paul Barrett.

3213
02:56:14,540 --> 02:56:14,780
Capacitance.

3214
02:56:16,160 --> 02:56:16,840
Capacitance.

3215
02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:19,000
Correct.

3216
02:56:19,160 --> 02:56:19,600
Ten points.

3217
02:56:22,400 --> 02:56:23,300
I love it.

3218
02:56:23,300 --> 02:56:24,200
For the East Coast.

3219
02:56:24,200 --> 02:56:36,900
It is generally conceded that the daddy of today's seven-pound notebook computer is the Osborne

3220
02:56:36,900 --> 02:56:41,060
One portable, which came out in the early 1980s.

3221
02:56:41,640 --> 02:56:44,760
How much did the original Osborne One portable weigh?

3222
02:56:44,880 --> 02:56:50,560
Was it 15 pounds, 19 pounds, or 23...

3223
02:56:50,560 --> 02:56:51,940
Bill McCrone East.

3224
02:56:52,300 --> 02:56:53,080
23 pounds.

3225
02:56:53,160 --> 02:56:54,260
23 pounds is correct.

3226
02:56:54,380 --> 02:56:55,500
Another 10 pounds for the East.

3227
02:56:59,560 --> 02:57:00,960
Moving right along.

3228
02:57:00,960 --> 02:57:08,880
In the early 1970s, the TV show Candid Camera employed an executive named Michael Schrayer.

3229
02:57:09,700 --> 02:57:13,480
In 1975, Schrayer developed one of the...

3230
02:57:13,480 --> 02:57:15,080
Vern Rayburn West.

3231
02:57:15,240 --> 02:57:15,860
Electric Pencil.

3232
02:57:16,040 --> 02:57:17,520
Electric Pencil is correct.

3233
02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:17,820
Right.

3234
02:57:17,820 --> 02:57:18,420
Great.

3235
02:57:18,420 --> 02:57:18,480
Great.

3236
02:57:18,980 --> 02:57:19,140
Great.

3237
02:57:19,140 --> 02:57:20,800
We finished the question, Bill.

3238
02:57:23,300 --> 02:57:28,120
First versions of what we know today as a word processor.

3239
02:57:29,020 --> 02:57:31,800
What was the name of Michael Schrayer's pioneering product?

3240
02:57:32,020 --> 02:57:32,300
Okay.

3241
02:57:32,400 --> 02:57:32,740
Well done.

3242
02:57:32,820 --> 02:57:33,460
Next question, Bill.

3243
02:57:34,180 --> 02:57:36,380
CISC is a computer industry...

3244
02:57:36,380 --> 02:57:37,160
What was that about?

3245
02:57:37,200 --> 02:57:38,140
Why didn't they answer that?

3246
02:57:40,960 --> 02:57:45,840
First versions of what we know today as a word processor.

3247
02:57:46,460 --> 02:57:49,520
What was the name of Michael Schrayer's pioneering product?

3248
02:57:49,720 --> 02:57:50,040
Okay.

3249
02:57:50,100 --> 02:57:50,460
Well done.

3250
02:57:50,520 --> 02:57:51,180
Next question, Bill.

3251
02:57:51,980 --> 02:57:54,780
CISC is a computer industry acronym.

3252
02:57:55,740 --> 02:57:57,420
What do the letters...

3253
02:57:57,420 --> 02:57:58,520
Dave Nelson, East Coast?

3254
02:57:58,680 --> 02:58:00,300
Complex instruction set computer.

3255
02:58:00,440 --> 02:58:01,200
Ten points for the East.

3256
02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:01,900
Absolutely correct.

3257
02:58:06,900 --> 02:58:12,120
In the 1960s, IBM had a computer called the Model 7090.

3258
02:58:12,780 --> 02:58:16,860
It had one peculiar quirk when you issued a read instruction to the printer.

3259
02:58:17,780 --> 02:58:21,660
What happened when you gave a read command on the IBM 7090?

3260
02:58:21,660 --> 02:58:23,880
Did the printer read some...

3261
02:58:23,880 --> 02:58:25,160
This guy's got it.

3262
02:58:25,220 --> 02:58:25,800
Look, it's got...

3263
02:58:25,800 --> 02:58:26,620
He knows it.

3264
02:58:26,680 --> 02:58:27,660
It's in his fucking head.

3265
02:58:29,400 --> 02:58:29,940
The tell...

3266
02:58:29,940 --> 02:58:32,760
He went to the fucking finger to mouth tell.

3267
02:58:34,120 --> 02:58:35,760
Be an awful shame if he doesn't get it.

3268
02:58:35,760 --> 02:58:36,040
It would be an awful shame if he doesn't get it.

3269
02:58:36,040 --> 02:58:37,620
But this fella here is suffering.

3270
02:58:37,760 --> 02:58:40,400
We've seen him suffer on multiple occasions.

3271
02:58:46,660 --> 02:58:47,660
This lad...

3272
02:58:47,660 --> 02:58:49,720
He's suffering as well.

3273
02:58:49,780 --> 02:58:50,420
He knows it.

3274
02:58:51,640 --> 02:58:52,720
He's ready to go.

3275
02:58:53,880 --> 02:58:55,080
He's bearing down.

3276
02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:00,080
Bill McCrown, East.

3277
02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:00,080
He told you the time.

3278
02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:00,080
That's correct.

3279
02:59:00,080 --> 02:59:01,080
He told you the time.

3280
02:59:01,080 --> 02:59:02,080
That's correct.

3281
02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:02,080
Told you the time.

3282
02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:03,080
That's correct.

3283
02:59:03,080 --> 02:59:04,080
Told you the time.

3284
02:59:04,080 --> 02:59:05,080
That's lovely.

3285
02:59:05,080 --> 02:59:06,300
Going into the next bonus round.

3286
02:59:06,300 --> 02:59:07,300
A very close match here.

3287
02:59:07,300 --> 02:59:08,300
190 for the West.

3288
02:59:08,300 --> 02:59:09,300
180 for the East.

3289
02:59:09,300 --> 02:59:10,100
Told you the time.

3290
02:59:14,600 --> 02:59:14,940
All right.

3291
02:59:14,940 --> 02:59:19,320
We are going into the next bonus round.

3292
02:59:20,220 --> 02:59:21,460
A very close match here.

3293
02:59:21,520 --> 02:59:24,480
190 for the West, 180 for the East.

3294
02:59:24,560 --> 02:59:26,020
West Coast, this is your bonus round.

3295
02:59:26,380 --> 02:59:27,740
A chance to widen your lead.

3296
02:59:28,220 --> 02:59:30,160
And the subject category is IBM.

3297
02:59:31,480 --> 02:59:35,380
IBM once introduced a computer known as the Model 5150.

3298
02:59:36,140 --> 02:59:38,740
Under what other name is this computer more commonly known?

3299
02:59:38,740 --> 02:59:42,280
For 10 points.

3300
02:59:43,900 --> 02:59:46,140
Was there a desktop APL computer?

3301
02:59:47,100 --> 02:59:47,660
Afraid not.

3302
02:59:49,200 --> 02:59:50,720
5150 is the IBM PC.

3303
02:59:51,940 --> 02:59:54,420
This guy is suffering every time.

3304
02:59:54,500 --> 02:59:56,120
He really is feeling the pain.

3305
02:59:56,120 --> 03:00:03,660
I hope we can get there.

3306
03:00:03,660 --> 03:00:03,660
I hope we can get there.

3307
03:00:23,660 --> 03:00:24,120
Afraid not.

3308
03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120
Afraid not.

3309
03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120
Afraid not.

3310
03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,120
Afraid not.

3311
03:00:24,120 --> 03:00:24,200
Afraid not.

3312
03:00:24,200 --> 03:00:24,200
Afraid not.

3313
03:00:24,200 --> 03:00:24,220
Afraid not.

3314
03:00:24,220 --> 03:00:24,780
Afraid not.

3315
03:00:24,780 --> 03:00:27,440
Known as the Model 5150.

3316
03:00:28,180 --> 03:00:30,820
Under what other name is this computer more commonly known?

3317
03:00:33,140 --> 03:00:34,320
For 10 points.

3318
03:00:36,040 --> 03:00:38,200
Was there a desktop APL computer?

3319
03:00:39,200 --> 03:00:39,660
Afraid not.

3320
03:00:40,200 --> 03:00:40,860
Afraid not.

3321
03:00:40,860 --> 03:00:42,760
5150 is the IBM PC.

3322
03:00:42,760 --> 03:00:43,760
Afraid not.

3323
03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:43,760
Oh.

3324
03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:43,760
There we go.

3325
03:00:43,760 --> 03:00:44,760
There we go.

3326
03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:44,760
It just.

3327
03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:45,760
5100.

3328
03:00:45,760 --> 03:00:46,760
And 5110 is what they are thinking.

3329
03:00:46,760 --> 03:00:47,760
All right.

3330
03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:47,760
You missed that.

3331
03:00:47,760 --> 03:00:48,760
Afraid not.

3332
03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:48,760
5150 is the IBM PC.

3333
03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:49,760
Oh.

3334
03:00:49,760 --> 03:00:52,300
5110 is what they are thinking. All right, you missed that?

3335
03:00:53,020 --> 03:00:56,760
I'm afraid not. 5150 is the IBM PC.

3336
03:00:56,760 --> 03:00:57,260
Oh!

3337
03:00:57,260 --> 03:00:58,260
Oh!

3338
03:00:58,260 --> 03:00:59,260
Oh!

3339
03:00:59,260 --> 03:01:00,260
Oh!

3340
03:01:00,260 --> 03:01:30,240
The End

3341
03:01:30,240 --> 03:02:00,220
The End

3342
03:02:00,220 --> 03:02:02,220
The End

3343
03:02:02,220 --> 03:02:04,620
That was confidence

3344
03:02:04,620 --> 03:02:12,840
Big fucking crowd for the computer bowl

3345
03:02:12,840 --> 03:02:15,620
Size that

3346
03:02:15,620 --> 03:02:17,380
Stadium

3347
03:02:17,380 --> 03:02:19,180
Last chance in this bonus round

3348
03:02:19,180 --> 03:02:21,280
What was the IBM code name

3349
03:02:21,280 --> 03:02:23,620
For the PC Junior home computer?

3350
03:02:25,120 --> 03:02:26,500
It was code name the peanut

3351
03:02:26,500 --> 03:02:27,420
Peanut is correct

3352
03:02:27,420 --> 03:02:28,380
Ten points for the West

3353
03:02:28,380 --> 03:02:30,420
Okay let's take a look at the score now

3354
03:02:30,420 --> 03:02:31,840
It is West Coast

3355
03:02:31,840 --> 03:02:32,620
Peanut is correct

3356
03:02:32,620 --> 03:02:33,960
Junior home computer

3357
03:02:33,960 --> 03:02:36,860
It was code name the peanut

3358
03:02:36,860 --> 03:02:37,760
Peanut is correct

3359
03:02:37,760 --> 03:02:38,720
Ten points for the West

3360
03:02:38,720 --> 03:02:40,760
Okay let's take a look at the score now

3361
03:02:40,760 --> 03:02:41,440
The peanut

3362
03:02:41,440 --> 03:02:43,440
The end of round three

3363
03:02:43,440 --> 03:02:48,440
Don't go away we'll be right back

3364
03:02:48,440 --> 03:02:53,440
Welcome back to computer bowl four the hassle in the castle

3365
03:02:53,440 --> 03:03:06,160
Welcome back to computer bowl four the hassle in the castle

3366
03:03:06,160 --> 03:03:12,800
The Minsk was a copy of a well-known American computer

3367
03:03:12,800 --> 03:03:14,600
Dave Nelson East Coast

3368
03:03:14,600 --> 03:03:15,580
IBM 360

3369
03:03:15,580 --> 03:03:17,460
That is not the correct answer

3370
03:03:17,460 --> 03:03:18,100
Nelson

3371
03:03:18,100 --> 03:03:21,100
Beautiful Nelson

3372
03:03:21,100 --> 03:03:21,640
Beautiful Nelson

3373
03:03:21,640 --> 03:03:22,460
A one American computer design

3374
03:03:22,460 --> 03:03:24,560
Was Minsk based?

3375
03:03:25,020 --> 03:03:26,460
Was it the IBM 360?

3376
03:03:27,000 --> 03:03:28,140
The Data General Nova?

3377
03:03:28,620 --> 03:03:29,740
The HP 9000?

3378
03:03:30,040 --> 03:03:31,880
Or the DEC PDP 8?

3379
03:03:32,040 --> 03:03:33,840
Someone to ring a button on the West

3380
03:03:33,840 --> 03:03:38,880
I think I just need to get out of this computer bowl

3381
03:03:38,880 --> 03:03:39,680
To be honest

3382
03:03:39,680 --> 03:03:40,660
We can come back to it

3383
03:03:40,660 --> 03:03:42,300
It's a lovely situation

3384
03:03:42,300 --> 03:03:44,080
I just need some linearity

3385
03:03:44,080 --> 03:03:46,340
And some Computer Chronicles classic

3386
03:03:46,340 --> 03:03:49,560
Thank you very much there for Nintendo's game

3387
03:03:49,560 --> 03:03:50,040
Boy

3388
03:03:50,040 --> 03:03:50,960
I thanked you already

3389
03:03:50,960 --> 03:03:53,720
I think there might have been a disconnection with the internet

3390
03:03:53,720 --> 03:03:57,160
Apologies about that

3391
03:03:57,160 --> 03:03:58,640
If that's the case

3392
03:03:58,640 --> 03:04:04,440
Just see this guy Dave the Killer

3393
03:04:04,440 --> 03:04:05,640
He's going to answer here

3394
03:04:05,640 --> 03:04:07,040
Sooner rather than like

3395
03:04:07,040 --> 03:04:07,640
Jeff Kalb

3396
03:04:07,640 --> 03:04:08,620
The PDP 8

3397
03:04:08,620 --> 03:04:09,980
Jeff, Jeff the Killer

3398
03:04:09,980 --> 03:04:10,660
The correct answer

3399
03:04:10,660 --> 03:04:12,000
You got it

3400
03:04:12,000 --> 03:04:13,100
One big point

3401
03:04:13,100 --> 03:04:14,360
One big point for the West

3402
03:04:14,360 --> 03:04:14,760
Okay

3403
03:04:14,760 --> 03:04:16,200
Next Bill

3404
03:04:16,200 --> 03:04:16,640
Cub...

3405
03:04:17,640 --> 03:04:21,080
Someone's belling in before

3406
03:04:21,080 --> 03:04:23,420
Bill's even fucking said the question

3407
03:04:23,420 --> 03:04:24,920
Cublet Packard

3408
03:04:24,920 --> 03:04:28,400
Is often known as HP for short

3409
03:04:28,400 --> 03:04:34,720
But the company is also famous for a calculator input methodology called RPN

3410
03:04:34,720 --> 03:04:36,700
Jeff Kalb, West Coast

3411
03:04:36,700 --> 03:04:38,320
Reverse Polish notation

3412
03:04:38,320 --> 03:04:40,580
Reverse Polish notation is correct

3413
03:04:40,580 --> 03:04:42,100
That's what RPN stands for

3414
03:04:42,100 --> 03:04:43,360
Reverse Polish

3415
03:04:43,360 --> 03:04:49,900
When IBM first introduced floppy disks as a storage medium

3416
03:04:49,900 --> 03:04:51,780
What was the size?

3417
03:04:52,340 --> 03:04:53,400
Jeff Kalb, West Coast

3418
03:04:53,400 --> 03:04:54,180
8 inch

3419
03:04:54,180 --> 03:04:55,240
8 inch

3420
03:04:55,240 --> 03:04:55,540
8 inch what?

3421
03:04:55,540 --> 03:04:59,240
8 inch floppy disk

3422
03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:01,140
Was the diameter

3423
03:05:01,140 --> 03:05:02,680
Diameter was 8 inches

3424
03:05:02,680 --> 03:05:03,540
Okay, thank you

3425
03:05:03,540 --> 03:05:08,680
Okay, thank you

3426
03:05:08,680 --> 03:05:15,680
*coughs*

3427
03:05:15,680 --> 03:05:17,680
*coughs*

3428
03:05:17,680 --> 03:05:19,680
*coughs*

3429
03:05:19,680 --> 03:05:21,680
*coughs*

3430
03:05:21,680 --> 03:05:23,680
*coughs*

3431
03:05:23,680 --> 03:05:25,680
*coughs*

3432
03:05:25,680 --> 03:05:27,680
*coughs*

3433
03:05:27,680 --> 03:05:29,680
*coughs*

3434
03:05:29,680 --> 03:05:31,680
*coughs*

3435
03:05:31,680 --> 03:05:33,680
*coughs*

3436
03:05:33,680 --> 03:05:35,680
*coughs*

3437
03:05:35,680 --> 03:05:37,680
*coughs*

3438
03:05:37,680 --> 03:05:39,680
*coughs*

3439
03:05:39,680 --> 03:05:41,680
*coughs*

3440
03:05:41,680 --> 03:05:43,680
*coughs*

3441
03:05:43,680 --> 03:05:45,680
*coughs*

3442
03:05:45,680 --> 03:05:47,680
*coughs*

3443
03:05:47,680 --> 03:05:49,680
*coughs*

3444
03:05:49,680 --> 03:05:51,680
*coughs*

3445
03:05:51,680 --> 03:05:53,680
*coughs*

3446
03:05:53,680 --> 03:05:55,680
*coughs*

3447
03:05:55,680 --> 03:05:57,680
*coughs*

3448
03:05:57,680 --> 03:05:59,680
*coughs*

3449
03:05:59,680 --> 03:06:01,680
*coughs*

3450
03:06:01,680 --> 03:06:03,680
*coughs*

3451
03:06:03,680 --> 03:06:05,680
*coughs*

3452
03:06:05,680 --> 03:06:07,680
*coughs*

3453
03:06:07,680 --> 03:06:09,680
*coughs*

3454
03:06:09,680 --> 03:06:11,680
*coughs*

3455
03:06:11,680 --> 03:06:13,680
*coughs*

3456
03:06:13,680 --> 03:06:15,680
*coughs*

3457
03:06:15,680 --> 03:06:17,680
*coughs*

3458
03:06:17,680 --> 03:06:19,680
*coughs*

3459
03:06:19,680 --> 03:06:21,680
*coughs*

3460
03:06:21,680 --> 03:06:23,680
*coughs*

3461
03:06:23,680 --> 03:06:25,680
*coughs*

3462
03:06:25,680 --> 03:06:27,680
*coughs*

3463
03:06:27,680 --> 03:06:29,680
*coughs*

3464
03:06:29,680 --> 03:06:31,680
*coughs*

3465
03:06:31,680 --> 03:06:33,680
*coughs*

3466
03:06:33,680 --> 03:06:35,680
*coughs*

3467
03:06:35,680 --> 03:06:37,680
*coughs*

3468
03:06:37,680 --> 03:06:39,680
*coughs*

3469
03:06:39,680 --> 03:06:41,680
*coughs*

3470
03:06:41,680 --> 03:06:43,680
*coughs*

3471
03:06:43,680 --> 03:06:45,680
*coughs*

3472
03:07:11,680 --> 03:07:12,680
*coughs*

3473
03:07:12,680 --> 03:07:25,800
Question. The robot theater at the Computer Museum in Boston has the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research.

3474
03:07:25,980 --> 03:07:27,400
John Shock West Coast.

3475
03:07:27,400 --> 03:07:36,980
What kind of fucking robot was this that they had going around? What the fuck was that robot doing around Stanford going in and out the bathrooms?

3476
03:07:38,180 --> 03:07:56,260
Shaky. Shaky is the robot theater at the Computer Museum in Boston has the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research.

3477
03:07:56,960 --> 03:07:57,440
John Shock West Coast.

3478
03:07:57,440 --> 03:08:06,360
Hey, you got to get a hold on this robot. We let it go to work. It's going inside all the toilets. You need to come down here and sort it out. It's causing a scene.

3479
03:08:07,520 --> 03:08:17,620
I don't know why they talk like that at Stanford, but what was this robot about? Why was it going into the into the Jacks? Was it a robot? Did it clean the Jacks?

3480
03:08:17,620 --> 03:08:25,920
...through the first fully mobile robot that proved itself by navigating through the laboratories at the Stanford Research.

3481
03:08:26,380 --> 03:08:27,540
John Shock West Coast.

3482
03:08:27,700 --> 03:08:28,680
The machine was called Shaky.

3483
03:08:28,840 --> 03:08:30,140
Shaky is the correct answer.

3484
03:08:30,380 --> 03:08:36,360
And it was called Shaky. This gets even more concerning.

3485
03:08:36,860 --> 03:08:51,340
The first business computer was not built in the United States. It was built in England.

3486
03:08:51,340 --> 03:08:57,720
Jeff Calb West Coast. It was Leo by the Lions Tea Company. I'm afraid that is not the answer

3487
03:08:57,720 --> 03:09:02,980
to the question. This will be worth 20 points to the East Coast Bill Contender. And it predated

3488
03:09:02,980 --> 03:09:28,980
the Univac One. The computer was built for the Lions Tea Company. The computer was built for the Lions Tea Company. Who designed and built the computer? Was it Alan Turing, Charles Babbage, Maurice Wilkes, or David Nelson, East Coast? Maurice Wilkes. That's correct. Maurice Wilkes is the answer. That's 20 points to the East.

3489
03:09:29,100 --> 03:09:48,940
Classic Nelson. 20 points please. For Coppola there. Go ahead. A well-known computer industry

3490
03:09:48,940 --> 03:09:57,180
personality stated his famous software development law as follows. Adding manpower. Dave Nelson,

3491
03:09:57,180 --> 03:10:05,740
East Coast. Fred Brooks. Fred Brooks is correct. Thank you very much. Shaffey, Pure Cream. Diameter, Shaffey,

3492
03:10:05,740 --> 03:10:16,700
Nintendo's Game Boy. Thank you. That's a great quote so finish it Bill. Adding manpower to a software

3493
03:10:16,700 --> 03:10:25,260
project makes it later. All right we're going into a bonus round and this is a bonus round for the East Coast.

3494
03:10:25,260 --> 03:10:33,820
The score right now is West 260, East 210. You can catch up and get 30 points in this bonus round and the topic is computer books.

3495
03:10:33,820 --> 03:10:42,700
Here's the first question for 10 points. The terms virtual reality and cyberspace came from the cyberpunk genre of science fiction.

3496
03:10:42,700 --> 03:10:51,260
Philip K Dick. According to Paul Sappho, John Brunner is credited with writing the first cyberpunk novel. What was it called?

3497
03:10:51,260 --> 03:10:59,820
Philip K Dick. I don't know. And your man again. The stance on this lad. It's like he's really bearing down.

3498
03:10:59,820 --> 03:11:08,380
Philip K Dick. But he doesn't have the answer. 10 points. Need an answer. Shockwave writer.

3499
03:11:08,380 --> 03:11:16,940
Philip K Dick. Absolutely right. Very good. Shockwave writer.

3500
03:11:16,940 --> 03:11:35,100
Philip K Dick. Okay. For another 10 points. The computer terms little Indian and big Indian are used to describe the least significant and most significant bits in a computer word. The terms come from Jonathan Swift's book, Gulliver's Travels. What did those terms stand for in the original book?

3501
03:11:35,100 --> 03:11:39,660
Philip K Dick. Look at this lad here. Thank you very much, Engelbert. Look at that.

3502
03:11:39,660 --> 03:12:09,640
I'm sorry.

3503
03:12:09,640 --> 03:12:39,620
I'm sorry.

3504
03:12:39,620 --> 03:12:45,800
I need an answer.

3505
03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:47,100
Gentlemen.

3506
03:12:48,380 --> 03:12:49,720
First and last fingers.

3507
03:12:51,200 --> 03:12:53,900
Thumb and baby finger.

3508
03:12:54,880 --> 03:12:55,300
No.

3509
03:12:56,240 --> 03:12:56,740
Gentlemen.

3510
03:12:57,980 --> 03:12:59,300
First and last fingers.

3511
03:13:00,100 --> 03:13:00,520
No.

3512
03:13:01,360 --> 03:13:05,440
There were two groups of people in the book who ate eggs from the little end or the big end.

3513
03:13:05,900 --> 03:13:07,640
And they were the little endians and the big endians.

3514
03:13:07,640 --> 03:13:08,180
Endians.

3515
03:13:08,320 --> 03:13:08,760
Endians.

3516
03:13:08,880 --> 03:13:09,680
I said endians.

3517
03:13:09,760 --> 03:13:10,240
Not endians.

3518
03:13:11,020 --> 03:13:11,260
All right.

3519
03:13:11,260 --> 03:13:12,860
What the fuck is an endian?

3520
03:13:13,120 --> 03:13:14,540
The little endians and the big endians.

3521
03:13:14,620 --> 03:13:15,100
Endians.

3522
03:13:15,320 --> 03:13:15,720
Endians.

3523
03:13:15,820 --> 03:13:16,640
I said endians.

3524
03:13:16,680 --> 03:13:17,140
Not endians.

3525
03:13:17,860 --> 03:13:18,280
All right.

3526
03:13:18,280 --> 03:13:19,740
You've got a chance for 10 more points.

3527
03:13:20,040 --> 03:13:21,380
Last question in this bonus round.

3528
03:13:22,020 --> 03:13:22,700
The book of the end.

3529
03:13:22,700 --> 03:13:24,220
Thank you very much, dear God.

3530
03:13:24,320 --> 03:13:28,000
The last man was written by Francis Fukuyama.

3531
03:13:28,300 --> 03:13:28,940
Where was this?

3532
03:13:29,040 --> 03:13:30,640
Posted probably California.

3533
03:13:31,220 --> 03:13:32,840
It's this computer bowl.

3534
03:13:32,980 --> 03:13:34,420
So it's probably Silicon Valley.

3535
03:13:34,700 --> 03:13:36,060
It's probably how they got Bill Gates.

3536
03:13:36,660 --> 03:13:37,620
Probably just around the corner.

3537
03:13:38,160 --> 03:13:41,240
dedicated the book not to a person but to a computer chip.

3538
03:13:42,360 --> 03:13:42,880
What chip?

3539
03:13:43,520 --> 03:13:47,040
The real you could set your watch by the haircut sort of situation.

3540
03:13:47,220 --> 03:13:47,900
Not with that fellow.

3541
03:13:48,080 --> 03:13:50,300
But this guy has a classic cut.

3542
03:13:51,540 --> 03:13:53,520
What chip did he dedicate the book to?

3543
03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:57,200
Poor man.

3544
03:13:57,420 --> 03:13:58,080
You're not a kill.

3545
03:13:58,300 --> 03:13:58,660
No, no, no.

3546
03:13:59,320 --> 03:14:00,320
Chip, your real name chip.

3547
03:14:01,660 --> 03:14:02,340
Game boy.

3548
03:14:02,820 --> 03:14:05,260
What chip did Fukuyama dedicate his book to?

3549
03:14:05,260 --> 03:14:09,300
Sorry, was it Francis?

3550
03:14:09,600 --> 03:14:10,920
Not to a person but to a computer.

3551
03:14:10,920 --> 03:14:11,840
Francis Fukuyama.

3552
03:14:12,620 --> 03:14:16,560
The author dedicated the book not to a person but to a computer chip.

3553
03:14:17,440 --> 03:14:19,680
What chip did he dedicate the book to?

3554
03:14:22,560 --> 03:14:23,380
Poor man.

3555
03:14:25,760 --> 03:14:28,520
What chip did Fukuyama dedicate his book to?

3556
03:14:29,220 --> 03:14:30,080
Quick, quick, quick.

3557
03:14:31,160 --> 03:14:32,140
Quick, quick, quick.

3558
03:14:32,440 --> 03:14:33,220
I need an answer.

3559
03:14:33,220 --> 03:14:33,660
Yes?

3560
03:14:35,440 --> 03:14:35,800
Yes?

3561
03:14:36,100 --> 03:14:36,640
80-86?

3562
03:14:37,060 --> 03:14:37,460
No.

3563
03:14:38,100 --> 03:14:39,220
It was the 83-86.

3564
03:14:41,200 --> 03:14:41,640
Sorry.

3565
03:14:42,640 --> 03:14:43,080
All right.

3566
03:14:43,160 --> 03:14:46,360
The score now at the end of that bonus round is still the West ahead by 40 points.

3567
03:14:46,420 --> 03:14:47,600
260 for the West.

3568
03:14:48,000 --> 03:14:49,160
220 for the East.

3569
03:14:49,820 --> 03:14:50,680
Bill, let's continue.

3570
03:14:51,720 --> 03:14:56,800
Plan Kalkul is the name of a computer language used by an...

3571
03:14:56,800 --> 03:14:58,420
Plan Kalkul.

3572
03:14:58,420 --> 03:14:59,660
...computer pioneer.

3573
03:14:59,920 --> 03:15:00,980
Ruthann Quinlan West.

3574
03:15:01,120 --> 03:15:01,400
Zeus.

3575
03:15:01,600 --> 03:15:02,840
Zeus is the right answer.

3576
03:15:03,000 --> 03:15:03,500
10 points.

3577
03:15:04,880 --> 03:15:06,160
Zeus is after you.

3578
03:15:06,780 --> 03:15:07,660
Next question, Bill.

3579
03:15:08,300 --> 03:15:14,000
Borland founder, Philippe Kahn, first started using a personal computer in 1974.

3580
03:15:15,100 --> 03:15:17,380
What was the name of Philippe's first...

3581
03:15:17,380 --> 03:15:18,660
John Shock, West Coast.

3582
03:15:18,920 --> 03:15:19,460
The Mikral.

3583
03:15:19,700 --> 03:15:20,780
Mikral is correct.

3584
03:15:20,920 --> 03:15:22,060
Another 10 points for the West.

3585
03:15:22,100 --> 03:15:24,540
Yeah, a bit of glory for this book, finally.

3586
03:15:24,540 --> 03:15:25,340
John Shock, West Coast.

3587
03:15:25,340 --> 03:15:26,820
John Shock.

3588
03:15:26,980 --> 03:15:27,980
Mikral is correct.

3589
03:15:29,100 --> 03:15:32,720
He's had a tough time of it, but now we can see a little bit of celebration.

3590
03:15:34,720 --> 03:15:35,480
Happy for him.

3591
03:15:35,480 --> 03:15:35,960
West.

3592
03:15:38,180 --> 03:15:39,300
All right, next question.

3593
03:15:39,300 --> 03:15:43,800
Next, we're going to show you an artifact from the Computer Museum.

3594
03:15:44,020 --> 03:15:48,380
If you look out front, you will see this gentleman wearing something which is from the Computer Museum.

3595
03:15:48,380 --> 03:15:49,280
Look at this guy.

3596
03:15:49,400 --> 03:15:51,620
This is intense enough as well.

3597
03:15:51,680 --> 03:15:51,860
Look.

3598
03:15:52,240 --> 03:15:53,800
Whatever the hell is going on in the audience.

3599
03:15:53,920 --> 03:15:55,820
Thanks for the tip there, Clan Cagoule.

3600
03:15:55,820 --> 03:16:17,720
This is from the Computer Museum's collection.

3601
03:16:17,880 --> 03:16:18,740
Can everybody see that?

3602
03:16:18,780 --> 03:16:21,020
He's got this sort of helmet thing on his head.

3603
03:16:21,720 --> 03:16:23,680
This is a virtual reality helmet.

3604
03:16:23,680 --> 03:16:24,540
...moment.

3605
03:16:24,540 --> 03:16:54,520
...moment.

3606
03:16:54,520 --> 03:16:56,520
...moment.

3607
03:16:56,520 --> 03:17:04,180
No reality helmet.

3608
03:17:04,180 --> 03:17:32,500
Designed in 1970.

3609
03:17:32,500 --> 03:17:35,000
Who designed it?

3610
03:17:35,000 --> 03:17:37,180
You're there, you're there.

3611
03:17:37,300 --> 03:17:38,300
John Shock, West Coast.

3612
03:17:38,380 --> 03:17:39,000
Ivan Sutherland.

3613
03:17:39,100 --> 03:17:39,800
Ivan Sutherland.

3614
03:17:39,920 --> 03:17:41,820
His fucking bulletin didn't work, look.

3615
03:17:43,400 --> 03:17:44,500
You're there, you're there.

3616
03:17:44,620 --> 03:17:45,620
John Shock, West Coast.

3617
03:17:45,700 --> 03:17:46,320
Ivan Sutherland.

3618
03:17:46,440 --> 03:17:47,640
Ivan Sutherland is correct.

3619
03:17:48,960 --> 03:17:49,640
Thank you.

3620
03:17:50,260 --> 03:17:51,020
Next question.

3621
03:17:53,160 --> 03:17:55,820
While many people think of the Osborne 1

3622
03:17:55,820 --> 03:17:58,400
as the first real portable computer,

3623
03:17:59,100 --> 03:18:01,320
there was an earlier sewing machine-sized,

3624
03:18:01,320 --> 03:18:04,900
luggable computer marketed by the digital group.

3625
03:18:07,200 --> 03:18:10,100
What was the name of the predecessor to the Osborne?

3626
03:18:10,760 --> 03:18:14,560
Was it the Bitbox, the Byte Master, the...

3627
03:18:14,560 --> 03:18:19,460
I was meant to turn this off and go back to original Computer Chronicles,

3628
03:18:19,540 --> 03:18:23,200
but something kept me hooked for another five minutes.

3629
03:18:25,980 --> 03:18:32,960
I think it's good to have this on the back burner and fuck off and just get a real shot of the good stuff in.

3630
03:18:36,660 --> 03:18:40,500
That being maybe an episode from the late 90s.

3631
03:18:41,500 --> 03:18:45,400
But I mean, it's tough because I've seen quite a lot of them and I can't remember.

3632
03:18:46,200 --> 03:18:47,100
Cyber politics.

3633
03:18:47,500 --> 03:18:49,400
Hopefully, you know, that's...

3634
03:18:49,400 --> 03:18:51,240
You know, politics is in the news now.

3635
03:18:52,460 --> 03:18:54,120
What with the election and all that.

3636
03:18:54,480 --> 03:19:06,000
Maybe there could be some sort of stuff that we can glean from 1996 that will help inform today's decisions in a cyber format.

3637
03:19:06,000 --> 03:19:07,000
That's what we're doing.

3638
03:19:07,000 --> 03:19:07,000
We're going to talk about that.

3639
03:19:07,000 --> 03:19:08,000
We're going to talk about that.

3640
03:19:08,000 --> 03:19:09,000
We're going to talk about that.

3641
03:19:09,000 --> 03:19:09,000
We're going to talk about that.

3642
03:19:09,000 --> 03:19:10,000
We're going to talk about that.

3643
03:19:10,000 --> 03:19:11,000
We're going to talk about that.

3644
03:19:11,000 --> 03:19:12,000
We're going to talk about that.

3645
03:19:12,000 --> 03:19:13,000
We're going to talk about that.

3646
03:19:13,000 --> 03:19:14,000
We're going to talk about that.

3647
03:19:14,000 --> 03:19:15,000
We're going to talk about that.

3648
03:19:15,000 --> 03:19:16,000
We're going to talk about that.

3649
03:19:16,000 --> 03:19:17,000
We're going to talk about that.

3650
03:19:17,000 --> 03:19:18,000
We're going to talk about that.

3651
03:19:18,000 --> 03:19:19,000
We're going to talk about that.

3652
03:19:19,000 --> 03:19:20,000
We're going to talk about that.

3653
03:19:20,000 --> 03:19:21,000
We're going to talk about that.

3654
03:19:21,000 --> 03:19:22,000
We're going to talk about that.

3655
03:19:22,000 --> 03:19:23,000
We're going to talk about that.

3656
03:19:23,000 --> 03:19:24,000
We're going to talk about that.

3657
03:19:24,000 --> 03:19:25,000
We're going to talk about that.

3658
03:19:25,000 --> 03:19:26,000
We're going to talk about that.

3659
03:19:26,000 --> 03:19:27,000
We're going to talk about that.

3660
03:19:27,000 --> 03:19:28,000
We're going to talk about that.

3661
03:19:28,000 --> 03:19:29,000
We're going to talk about that.

3662
03:19:29,000 --> 03:19:30,000
We're going to talk about that.

3663
03:19:30,000 --> 03:19:31,000
We're going to talk about that.

3664
03:19:31,000 --> 03:19:32,000
We're going to talk about that.

3665
03:19:32,000 --> 03:19:33,000
We're going to talk about that.

3666
03:19:33,000 --> 03:19:34,000
We're going to talk about that.

3667
03:19:34,000 --> 03:19:55,000
Thank you very much there.

3668
03:19:55,000 --> 03:19:57,000
Cyber.

3669
03:19:57,000 --> 03:20:00,000
I hardly knew or thank you very much.

3670
03:20:00,000 --> 03:20:02,000
I hardly knew beer.

3671
03:20:02,000 --> 03:20:03,000
Thank you very much.

3672
03:20:03,000 --> 03:20:05,000
hard to read that one out.

3673
03:20:05,000 --> 03:20:11,000
Nescafe.

3674
03:20:11,000 --> 03:20:39,000
Nescafe.

3675
03:20:39,000 --> 03:20:47,960
This week at the Internet Café, cyber politics.

3676
03:20:48,140 --> 03:20:49,560
Dole, Clinton, Kemp, Gore.

3677
03:20:49,700 --> 03:20:50,260
Want to know more?

3678
03:20:50,360 --> 03:20:51,160
It's all on the web.

3679
03:20:51,640 --> 03:20:53,420
Dole, Clinton, Kemp, Gore.

3680
03:20:54,520 --> 03:20:57,460
I think we've fucking seen it, but it's a cracker.

3681
03:20:57,460 --> 03:20:59,040
And grassroots politics.

3682
03:20:59,180 --> 03:21:00,020
Care about the environment?

3683
03:21:00,340 --> 03:21:02,660
Here's one website that'll help you get organized.

3684
03:21:03,000 --> 03:21:03,920
Plus free speech.

3685
03:21:04,040 --> 03:21:06,060
Can you speak freely and privately on the net?

3686
03:21:06,080 --> 03:21:06,540
Maybe not.

3687
03:21:06,640 --> 03:21:07,680
Can't remember his face.

3688
03:21:07,820 --> 03:21:09,380
Meet the founder of Cypherpunks.

3689
03:21:10,360 --> 03:21:11,700
Plus free software.

3690
03:21:11,900 --> 03:21:16,360
Four megabytes of cool stuff on our Cyber Blast tonight at the Internet Café.

3691
03:21:17,020 --> 03:21:19,920
The Internet Café is made possible in part by Intel.

3692
03:21:20,540 --> 03:21:21,780
One revolutionary idea.

3693
03:21:21,780 --> 03:21:26,240
Yeah, I think seeing this one maybe six months ago.

3694
03:21:27,820 --> 03:21:30,880
In Palo Alto, California, right in the heart of the Silicon Valley,

3695
03:21:31,060 --> 03:21:33,680
it's probably the newest, biggest cyber cafe in the country.

3696
03:21:33,960 --> 03:21:36,700
It's not officially open yet, as you can probably see around here.

3697
03:21:36,700 --> 03:21:38,580
You'll probably hear during the course of the show.

3698
03:21:38,660 --> 03:21:42,480
It opens to the public in a couple of days, but we're giving you kind of a sneak preview of Cybersmith.

3699
03:21:42,640 --> 03:21:45,660
And we're here talking about politics in the net tonight, which should really be interesting.

3700
03:21:45,780 --> 03:21:47,940
This is the first presidential election ever.

3701
03:21:48,180 --> 03:21:50,600
Yeah, I thought I would have actually remembered this, though.

3702
03:21:50,800 --> 03:21:55,340
The mentioning that it's Cybersmith is only just getting opened up.

3703
03:21:55,400 --> 03:21:57,680
As you can see, there's nothing in the background.

3704
03:21:57,820 --> 03:21:59,480
They're still fitting it up.

3705
03:22:01,680 --> 03:22:03,920
Don't remember this limited edition episode.

3706
03:22:03,920 --> 03:22:04,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3707
03:22:04,920 --> 03:22:04,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3708
03:22:04,920 --> 03:22:05,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3709
03:22:05,920 --> 03:22:06,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3710
03:22:06,920 --> 03:22:07,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3711
03:22:07,920 --> 03:22:08,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3712
03:22:08,920 --> 03:22:09,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3713
03:22:09,920 --> 03:22:10,920
Don't remember this, but it's not the only thing that you can see in the world.

3714
03:22:10,920 --> 03:22:15,600
One of the candidates, I guess for the first time ever, closed his summary remarks by plugging his website.

3715
03:22:15,680 --> 03:22:17,920
Dole said, check us out at dolekemp.org.

3716
03:22:18,180 --> 03:22:20,060
So the web and politics are for real.

3717
03:22:20,540 --> 03:22:22,700
I thought it was also really interesting. Perot wanted to be there.

3718
03:22:24,360 --> 03:22:27,160
He closed his summary remarks by plugging his website.

3719
03:22:27,240 --> 03:22:29,480
Dole said, check us out at dolekemp.org.

3720
03:22:29,740 --> 03:22:31,600
So the web and politics are for real.

3721
03:22:31,980 --> 03:22:35,360
I thought it was also really interesting. Perot wanted to be there, and he couldn't be there.

3722
03:22:35,620 --> 03:22:38,880
There's a lot of new parties, the Libertarian Party, the Green Party, the New Party,

3723
03:22:38,880 --> 03:22:43,080
that are actually getting up on the web and making that their forum to get to the people.

3724
03:22:43,660 --> 03:22:45,360
Tonight we're going to talk to the AK Press.

3725
03:22:45,740 --> 03:22:48,820
They're actually a group that put some anarchist-type writings out on the web.

3726
03:22:49,100 --> 03:22:51,940
We're going to talk to them about some of the sites that they really are interested in,

3727
03:22:52,200 --> 03:22:58,060
including sites that may have things from old punk bands, may talk some non-Trumpsy-type writings.

3728
03:22:58,920 --> 03:23:04,260
The 90s camera angles, but there's zero atmosphere in the background.

3729
03:23:04,260 --> 03:23:08,400
It's all very quiet because the cafe hasn't even been built yet.

3730
03:23:08,400 --> 03:23:12,060
It's surprising they did an episode when the cafe wasn't even built.

3731
03:23:14,540 --> 03:23:16,220
Possibly even some white supremacists.

3732
03:23:16,380 --> 03:23:19,200
So the power of the few is now in the hands of many.

3733
03:23:19,780 --> 03:23:20,380
You know...

3734
03:23:20,380 --> 03:23:25,680
I like the empathetic stance from Stu and the nod and the, all right.

3735
03:23:26,220 --> 03:23:28,460
And then that siegs into Jane's bit.

3736
03:23:29,520 --> 03:23:37,220
The pre-planned scripted chat bits that are, they're presented in a kind of a, these guys

3737
03:23:37,220 --> 03:23:43,300
are just friends chatting amongst themselves kind of way, but it's very rigorously formulaic

3738
03:23:43,300 --> 03:23:45,040
in their movements towards one another.

3739
03:23:46,040 --> 03:23:50,480
Things from old punk bands, may talk some Noam Chomsky-type writings.

3740
03:23:50,980 --> 03:23:52,140
Bit of Noam Chomsky.

3741
03:23:52,180 --> 03:23:53,420
And also even some white supremacists.

3742
03:23:53,600 --> 03:23:56,400
So the power of the few is now in the hands of many.

3743
03:23:56,500 --> 03:23:56,700
Right.

3744
03:23:56,960 --> 03:24:01,620
You know, it's also interesting is when I was visiting some of the sites is the power of the

3745
03:24:01,620 --> 03:24:04,060
web for grassroots activism.

3746
03:24:04,340 --> 03:24:08,240
I mean, you can go to these websites, not only get information about these political

3747
03:24:08,240 --> 03:24:09,940
groups, but also participate.

3748
03:24:10,500 --> 03:24:12,100
Either, you know, respond in a petition.

3749
03:24:12,480 --> 03:24:13,360
This is familiar.

3750
03:24:13,560 --> 03:24:14,940
I think we might have seen this one.

3751
03:24:15,160 --> 03:24:17,980
...organization that may be doing clear cutting in the forests or what have you.

3752
03:24:18,240 --> 03:24:22,640
So it's a really phenomenal way to actually get active in the, in the, in the programs.

3753
03:24:22,880 --> 03:24:25,860
So it's not only top-down politics, bottom-up politics too.

3754
03:24:25,860 --> 03:24:26,160
Exactly.

3755
03:24:26,500 --> 03:24:29,400
Well, lots of interesting people as usual here in the Internet Cafe.

3756
03:24:29,580 --> 03:24:30,020
We'll meet them.

3757
03:24:30,080 --> 03:24:31,100
We'll see some cool websites.

3758
03:24:31,400 --> 03:24:33,060
Look at some interesting political news groups.

3759
03:24:33,060 --> 03:24:35,520
So lots of politics and the web and the net coming up.

3760
03:24:37,400 --> 03:24:38,500
So Maureen, tell-

3761
03:24:38,500 --> 03:24:39,840
Just that little transition.

3762
03:24:40,120 --> 03:24:40,840
Tell me a little bit about-

3763
03:24:40,840 --> 03:24:45,360
We have the opportunity just to see that as it splits to see what it looks like, which is nice.

3764
03:24:45,360 --> 03:25:08,260
The politics and the web and the net coming up.

3765
03:25:08,260 --> 03:25:09,600
We have the opportunity just to see what it looks like, which is nice.

3766
03:25:09,600 --> 03:25:11,600
We have the opportunity just to see what it looks like, which is nice.

3767
03:25:11,600 --> 03:25:13,700
So that's what I was trying to get at.

3768
03:25:16,600 --> 03:25:20,180
Are they his own eyes from the next transition?

3769
03:25:20,180 --> 03:25:23,800
Are they Jane's or Andrew's eyes?

3770
03:25:23,800 --> 03:25:30,140
Oh, it's Jane's.

3771
03:25:30,380 --> 03:25:32,040
It's fucking jarring enough.

3772
03:25:32,100 --> 03:25:35,980
I think that's why I initially wanted to stop and go back and reinvestigate.

3773
03:25:35,980 --> 03:25:46,000
Is that there's just something about Stu's face then being blended with someone else's eyes, but yet still having Stu's nose and the mouth.

3774
03:25:46,780 --> 03:25:51,640
That was slightly disturbing.

3775
03:25:53,360 --> 03:26:03,640
And maybe back on analog displays and whatnot that this might have been viewed on, especially that bit there where he smiles and he's got Jane's eyes and then Stu's own eyes.

3776
03:26:04,640 --> 03:26:06,160
Joey the lips, thanks for the tips.

3777
03:26:10,240 --> 03:26:14,560
So Maureen, tell me a little bit about APC and IGC.

3778
03:26:14,920 --> 03:26:15,240
Sure.

3779
03:26:15,400 --> 03:26:17,840
IGC is the Institute for Global Communications.

3780
03:26:18,620 --> 03:26:19,980
We're an internet provider.

3781
03:26:20,260 --> 03:26:21,640
Maureen Mason's after you.

3782
03:26:22,200 --> 03:26:23,440
Since I'm from the services.

3783
03:26:24,240 --> 03:26:29,060
And each of those deal with different issues that people are interested in.

3784
03:26:29,060 --> 03:26:30,600
So tell me a little bit about Econet.

3785
03:26:30,700 --> 03:26:31,580
Sounds kind of interesting.

3786
03:26:32,000 --> 03:26:33,580
Well, Econet actually came about.

3787
03:26:33,700 --> 03:26:36,140
PeaceNet was the first organization, the first network we ran.

3788
03:26:36,140 --> 03:26:38,220
And Econet came about as a result.

3789
03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:41,780
In their individual community, there are these toxic sites.

3790
03:26:41,860 --> 03:26:51,540
By putting in their zip code and then, in fact, there's a map that people can look at on the webpage and zero in on their community and see what both the organization.

3791
03:26:51,980 --> 03:26:52,960
What was toxic?

3792
03:26:53,380 --> 03:26:54,920
What were the toxic sites?

3793
03:26:55,280 --> 03:26:56,740
Justice networking project.

3794
03:26:57,880 --> 03:27:09,480
That grew up in response to the reality that a lot of minority neighborhoods, black and Latino neighborhoods in this country are disproportionately affected by health hazards and toxic waste.

3795
03:27:10,140 --> 03:27:12,340
And so that particular project created...

3796
03:27:12,340 --> 03:27:13,660
Toxic waste is after you...

3797
03:27:13,660 --> 03:27:15,720
It's a lot for exploring all of these areas for us.

3798
03:27:15,720 --> 03:27:16,160
It was super.

3799
03:27:16,340 --> 03:27:16,840
Check it out.

3800
03:27:17,920 --> 03:27:18,820
Hi, I'm Eric.

3801
03:27:19,300 --> 03:27:20,460
Get the Mojo Wire.

3802
03:27:20,660 --> 03:27:23,140
www.motherjones.com.

3803
03:27:23,280 --> 03:27:24,860
We're having all sorts of fun over here.

3804
03:27:25,120 --> 03:27:28,700
Crazy polls, crazy quizzes, crazy fun, and crazy prices.

3805
03:27:28,940 --> 03:27:30,420
Who would you rather have as president?

3806
03:27:30,580 --> 03:27:31,020
Lady Dole?

3807
03:27:31,300 --> 03:27:31,820
Hillary Clinton?

3808
03:27:32,060 --> 03:27:33,920
Come up with Bob Dole's new campaign slogan.

3809
03:27:34,260 --> 03:27:35,120
All sorts of fun.

3810
03:27:35,200 --> 03:27:35,780
I'm telling you.

3811
03:27:35,880 --> 03:27:38,340
www.motherjones.com.

3812
03:27:39,000 --> 03:27:41,480
What we're doing right now, Eric, we're actually looking at what...

3813
03:27:41,480 --> 03:27:42,920
I guess the mailing list you guys run?

3814
03:27:42,920 --> 03:27:43,320
Yeah.

3815
03:27:43,320 --> 03:28:03,180
Cypherpunks mailing list.

3816
03:28:03,180 --> 03:28:05,140
This is a web archive of it.

3817
03:28:05,560 --> 03:28:07,160
So, Cypherpunks is not a website.

3818
03:28:07,780 --> 03:28:08,320
It's just...

3819
03:28:08,320 --> 03:28:09,460
Cypherpunks is a mailing list.

3820
03:28:09,480 --> 03:28:10,060
A mailing list.

3821
03:28:10,100 --> 03:28:13,240
And a name for a group of people that would hang out on that mailing list.

3822
03:28:13,500 --> 03:28:15,000
And what is a cypherpunk?

3823
03:28:15,080 --> 03:28:15,700
What do you guys stand for?

3824
03:28:15,800 --> 03:28:17,500
Cypherpunks are cryptography activists.

3825
03:28:17,640 --> 03:28:19,700
We believe in personal privacy for everybody.

3826
03:28:20,300 --> 03:28:20,480
All right.

3827
03:28:20,480 --> 03:28:23,780
We're talking basically about politics tonight and politics on the web.

3828
03:28:24,520 --> 03:28:28,480
And I guess is the theory that for politics, for democracy to work, you need free speech.

3829
03:28:28,560 --> 03:28:30,360
I mean, First Amendment, those are the first rule.

3830
03:28:31,380 --> 03:28:34,440
And to you, does free speech have to be anonymous speech then?

3831
03:28:34,560 --> 03:28:38,040
It doesn't have to be anonymous, but it should be able to be anonymous when it needs to be anonymous.

3832
03:28:38,940 --> 03:28:47,880
The idea is that unless you're able to make an anonymous speech act at some point, there are things that people will feel not free to say.

3833
03:28:48,080 --> 03:28:53,360
Things that they might otherwise say, which are valuable in discourse, which are unpopular kinds of speech.

3834
03:28:53,440 --> 03:28:55,440
And it's only unpopular speech that needs protection.

3835
03:28:56,000 --> 03:28:58,440
Are we talking public speech or one-on-one speech?

3836
03:28:58,680 --> 03:28:59,000
Both.

3837
03:28:59,540 --> 03:29:01,760
One-on-one speech has more of the aspects of assembly.

3838
03:29:02,220 --> 03:29:10,180
Is that the government initiatives to stamp out confidential speech, speech that no one else can understand, and to anonymous speech.

3839
03:29:10,680 --> 03:29:12,560
Both limit the kind of...

3840
03:29:12,560 --> 03:29:17,920
A certain kind of encryption to make these kinds of speech private or anonymous, whatever you want it to be.

3841
03:29:17,920 --> 03:29:20,180
It's so dead inside the cafe.

3842
03:29:20,680 --> 03:29:21,400
You can hear it.

3843
03:29:22,400 --> 03:29:24,560
Someone's fucking shoe just squeaked.

3844
03:29:25,560 --> 03:29:26,260
And it was...

3845
03:29:26,260 --> 03:29:27,500
Assembly that you can have online.

3846
03:29:27,560 --> 03:29:28,120
Really loud.

3847
03:29:28,320 --> 03:29:29,860
Public speech is far more like...

3848
03:29:29,860 --> 03:29:31,920
It has assembly aspects if it's happening.

3849
03:29:32,000 --> 03:29:33,380
There's a sort of new politics in that.

3850
03:29:33,480 --> 03:29:36,080
You say, or anonymous, whatever you want it to be.

3851
03:29:36,760 --> 03:29:36,960
But...

3852
03:29:36,960 --> 03:29:38,720
Access to all plain text.

3853
03:29:39,060 --> 03:29:39,780
Meaning whatever...

3854
03:29:39,780 --> 03:29:43,960
They acknowledge that you're going to have it if you really want it.

3855
03:29:45,540 --> 03:29:49,060
To abuse the rights of the citizenry to have good cryptography.

3856
03:29:49,500 --> 03:29:54,140
The Clipper Chip Initiative came out in early 93, shortly after the administration started.

3857
03:29:54,200 --> 03:29:56,420
Just explain briefly for people who don't know what the Clipper Chip was.

3858
03:29:56,420 --> 03:29:58,560
The Clipper Chip is, is we get to listen.

3859
03:29:59,760 --> 03:30:01,320
So it's an encryption that the government...

3860
03:30:01,320 --> 03:30:02,820
I've seen that one, Eric.

3861
03:30:02,900 --> 03:30:09,900
A remailer is an internet service that allows you to send mail to it, and it will resend your mail off to the destination,

3862
03:30:10,080 --> 03:30:12,760
but strip off the identity of where it came from.

3863
03:30:12,840 --> 03:30:13,760
It allows you to make an honest...

3864
03:30:13,760 --> 03:30:14,500
We gotta go.

3865
03:30:14,500 --> 03:30:17,480
We're gonna prove crypto.

3866
03:30:18,060 --> 03:30:18,780
Can't trust it.

3867
03:30:18,840 --> 03:30:19,460
Don't use it.

3868
03:30:20,720 --> 03:30:21,960
Thanks very much.

3869
03:30:22,800 --> 03:30:24,700
On tonight's Cyber Blast, we're going to...

3870
03:30:24,700 --> 03:30:25,560
Cyber Blast.

3871
03:30:25,700 --> 03:30:25,720
We're going to...

3872
03:30:25,720 --> 03:30:26,480
Eight cool programs.

3873
03:30:26,620 --> 03:30:27,120
That's right.

3874
03:30:27,200 --> 03:30:33,880
Our Cyber Blast is right now dumping data so fast that we can send you eight complete files in less than two minutes.

3875
03:30:34,000 --> 03:30:38,720
What you're seeing over here is the actual data coming into your computer right now.

3876
03:30:39,140 --> 03:30:43,140
We're sending you these programs in the TV signal at about two megabytes per minute.

3877
03:30:43,820 --> 03:30:45,000
Let me tell you what we're sending you.

3878
03:30:45,000 --> 03:30:46,660
Megabytes are coming into your screen.

3879
03:30:46,660 --> 03:30:52,880
First of all, we're downloading the congressional mailing list, which contains the current email addresses for every senator and representative.

3880
03:30:53,580 --> 03:30:56,300
Next, we're sending you the official White House website.

3881
03:30:56,720 --> 03:31:03,480
This includes government agencies, bios of key administration staffers, some political games, and campaign information.

3882
03:31:04,160 --> 03:31:07,760
We're also sending you the Republican presidential campaign website.

3883
03:31:08,180 --> 03:31:13,860
It includes detailed information on Bob Dole and Jack Kemp and the latest Republican campaign news.

3884
03:31:14,420 --> 03:31:16,500
Also, if you're into this history of following...

3885
03:31:16,500 --> 03:31:19,340
Does anybody know if this image...

3886
03:31:19,340 --> 03:31:23,900
Is this being scanned by some device like a QR code is?

3887
03:31:24,180 --> 03:31:27,240
Is that how the data is being transferred?

3888
03:31:27,680 --> 03:31:32,980
Or is that just there for graphics to make it seem like data is transferred now?

3889
03:31:33,060 --> 03:31:36,940
So that's the TV modem took a picture of that.

3890
03:31:37,940 --> 03:31:43,120
And it parsed the data from those little fucking...

3891
03:31:43,120 --> 03:31:43,800
That image.

3892
03:31:45,020 --> 03:31:47,480
But how did it do that?

3893
03:31:47,580 --> 03:31:48,980
Like, it looks really blurry.

3894
03:31:49,140 --> 03:31:51,340
How does it accurately know?

3895
03:31:52,920 --> 03:31:55,020
I mean, it doesn't look...

3896
03:31:56,020 --> 03:31:57,340
I mean, how did it do that?

3897
03:31:57,400 --> 03:31:59,060
The TV modem is what I'm trying to say.

3898
03:32:01,300 --> 03:32:03,300
...politics and the federal government...

3899
03:32:03,300 --> 03:32:03,680
Each picture of the base...

3900
03:32:03,680 --> 03:32:07,440
We're now downloading to you a complete copy of the U.S. Constitution.

3901
03:32:08,140 --> 03:32:13,140
Finally, we're sending you three fun files that will give you a lighter perspective of politics.

3902
03:32:13,540 --> 03:32:18,620
First is a video clip from the movie American President, starring Michael Douglas and Annette Benning.

3903
03:32:19,040 --> 03:32:20,580
Check it out before you read the movie.

3904
03:32:21,020 --> 03:32:25,700
There's also a puzzle game called Mudball from Broderbund for those of you who enjoy...

3905
03:32:25,700 --> 03:32:26,400
Mudball.

3906
03:32:26,400 --> 03:32:27,080
...in Chicago.

3907
03:32:27,680 --> 03:32:28,240
If you...

3908
03:32:28,240 --> 03:32:29,400
Use or find...

3909
03:32:29,400 --> 03:32:29,740
Modem.

3910
03:32:30,300 --> 03:32:31,120
Primary function.

3911
03:32:31,380 --> 03:32:33,160
So can you tell me what the AK Press is all about?

3912
03:32:33,540 --> 03:32:34,500
Yeah, we're a workers' co...

3913
03:32:34,500 --> 03:32:35,000
Anderson.

3914
03:32:36,240 --> 03:32:38,360
So can you tell me what the AK Press is all about?

3915
03:32:38,720 --> 03:32:47,780
Yeah, we're a workers' cooperative whose primary function is we publish and distribute a wide variety of anarchist, anti-authority and other progressive literature.

3916
03:32:48,040 --> 03:32:49,560
What type of information would you consider?

3917
03:32:49,620 --> 03:32:50,640
I haven't seen this one.

3918
03:32:50,740 --> 03:32:55,100
I mean, I spent the last 20 minutes thinking of seeing it or however long it's been.

3919
03:32:55,100 --> 03:32:56,320
I've skipped quite a bit.

3920
03:32:56,440 --> 03:32:57,100
18 minutes.

3921
03:32:57,300 --> 03:32:58,100
But, um...

3922
03:32:58,100 --> 03:33:01,580
It's kind of like deja vu and then it doesn't happen.

3923
03:33:01,700 --> 03:33:03,920
Look how sharp his hair is here.

3924
03:33:04,120 --> 03:33:05,140
Right into a point.

3925
03:33:05,220 --> 03:33:06,120
A real sharp point.

3926
03:33:08,200 --> 03:33:08,680
Anarchist.

3927
03:33:09,720 --> 03:33:12,480
Anarchist, anti-authority and other progressive literature.

3928
03:33:12,740 --> 03:33:15,060
What type of information would you consider anarchist?

3929
03:33:15,520 --> 03:33:22,500
Um, it runs the gamut from, I guess, one of the most well-known contemporary anarchist figure being Noam Chomsky.

3930
03:33:22,640 --> 03:33:23,660
So I guess it's from Chomsky.

3931
03:33:23,840 --> 03:33:24,760
Yeah, I think I've seen this.

3932
03:33:24,760 --> 03:33:28,100
Back to, um, some whorey old dead heroes of the past.

3933
03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:29,260
Um...

3934
03:33:30,440 --> 03:33:31,300
Nestor Macno.

3935
03:33:32,440 --> 03:33:33,760
Fucking Ed Byrne.

3936
03:33:33,760 --> 03:33:34,580
Watch everyone in between.

3937
03:33:34,820 --> 03:33:35,140
Interesting.

3938
03:33:35,420 --> 03:33:39,240
What would you consider some other interesting anarchist sites that are now on the net?

3939
03:33:39,700 --> 03:33:41,520
Well, there's a whole network of anarchist sites.

3940
03:33:41,900 --> 03:33:42,760
Um, there's a...

3941
03:33:42,760 --> 03:33:43,540
Jory.

3942
03:33:45,000 --> 03:33:45,440
Jory.

3943
03:33:45,900 --> 03:33:51,820
Portland anarchist webpage has a searchable database of all the rest of the sites that you can search by topic or by name of the site.

3944
03:33:51,920 --> 03:33:54,180
So it's actually like a search engine for anarchists?

3945
03:33:54,180 --> 03:33:56,960
It's a search engine for anarchists and for anarchist sites in particular.

3946
03:33:57,180 --> 03:34:04,460
And all the sites are both linked together and there's a mailing list for the, uh, for the webmasters of those sites so they can coordinate efforts.

3947
03:34:04,760 --> 03:34:13,560
And recently in Germany, an anarchist website was censored by the German government under kind of some anti-terrorist laws that were designed to fight fascism.

3948
03:34:14,140 --> 03:34:21,640
And, um, that, the, the, uh, mailing list, uh, resulted in having that website be relocated to a site in the United States.

3949
03:34:21,640 --> 03:34:23,100
So that could be available still.

3950
03:34:23,380 --> 03:34:25,720
Ah, so now is that a good thing or is that a bad thing?

3951
03:34:25,900 --> 03:34:26,520
What the fuck?

3952
03:34:30,360 --> 03:34:32,060
Censored by the German government.

3953
03:34:32,480 --> 03:34:32,880
Not.

3954
03:34:33,080 --> 03:34:34,120
A site in the United States.

3955
03:34:34,360 --> 03:34:35,560
So that could be available still.

3956
03:34:35,840 --> 03:34:38,280
Ah, so now is that a good thing or is that a bad thing?

3957
03:34:38,800 --> 03:34:48,440
Well, in this case it's a good thing, but in general I think that information, getting the information out there is a good thing because people can make up their own minds on most issues once they see.

3958
03:34:48,880 --> 03:34:50,320
Now what was the name of the search engine again?

3959
03:34:50,980 --> 03:34:53,220
Um, the, the search engine was the Portland web.

3960
03:34:53,380 --> 03:34:53,580
Okay.

3961
03:34:53,580 --> 03:34:55,020
So if I was, the Portland anarchist web.

3962
03:34:55,020 --> 03:35:04,940
If I was someone who wanted to learn more about anarchist groups or possibly some kind of fringe activities, I would go on there, I would enter a keyword, and what are some of the things that you find on there that you really like?

3963
03:35:05,600 --> 03:35:10,680
Well, that particular site, um, is broken down both in terms of just finding other anarchist websites.

3964
03:35:10,800 --> 03:35:19,380
And also you can get history of anarchism, you can get related texts, you can get other political movements, you can get other, other left wing movements, other publications.

3965
03:35:19,760 --> 03:35:24,360
It's pretty mixed bag. A lot of the, uh, the, kind of the nature of the net is that everything is linked together.

3966
03:35:24,360 --> 03:35:28,400
And so the anarchism will link to the new party, will link to the democratic party.

3967
03:35:28,400 --> 03:35:28,960
Oh, okay.

3968
03:35:28,960 --> 03:35:33,000
And it all kind of, you, you get more of a sense of the, of the spectrum that way.

3969
03:35:33,000 --> 03:35:42,760
Right. Now do you feel that the internet is really affecting politics? I mean, we see a lot of control of, of politics through the television. But, you know, how do you feel the internet is, is changing some of that possibly?

3970
03:35:42,760 --> 03:35:58,640
Um, the internet can and certainly has been used recently as, as well as a provider of information, which is there for people who are able to, uh, access or download it. It has actually been used recently as a very effective organizing tool.

3971
03:35:58,640 --> 03:36:12,600
For activists. For activists. Um, recently the IWW, which is, I guess, a historical old anarchist trade union, um, used it very effectively in mounting a picket of the borders chain of bookstores.

3972
03:36:12,600 --> 03:36:19,200
Ah, when one of their members was fired for union organizing, and they used that very effectively as a...

3973
03:36:19,200 --> 03:36:26,360
What the fuck? Someone got a bag or a plastic bag. They're, they're changing the bin bag really loudly in the background.

3974
03:36:26,360 --> 03:36:36,200
Mounting a picket of the borders chain of bookstores. Ah, when one of their members was fired for union organizing, and they used that very effectively as a...

3975
03:36:36,200 --> 03:36:42,560
To spread that message. To spread the message, both to coordinate writing their leaflets and their picket notices, getting them, uh,

3976
03:36:42,560 --> 03:36:52,160
doing press releases, and getting that to activists in different parts of the country. So within, I think, literally a matter of 24 hours, they had pickets nationwide.

3977
03:36:52,160 --> 03:36:59,800
And it was used again in the last couple of years very effectively to publicize the case of the Zapatista Rebellion uprising.

3978
03:36:59,800 --> 03:37:07,160
And who are the Zapatistas? In Chappas, in southern Mexico. So they're actually Mexican-American Indians that live in the Chappas region? Yes, they were. Yeah. Um, and again...

3979
03:37:07,160 --> 03:37:12,520
Definitely someone who doesn't usually have access to, uh, a mass vehicle for communication. No, I...

3980
03:37:12,520 --> 03:37:24,120
Not even sure that they themselves had direct access to the internet. Right. But their communiques and their statements were very quickly picked up by people on the net. And, again, it was very widely disseminated.

3981
03:37:24,120 --> 03:37:34,120
Which is... So this was information that was possibly detailing something that the Mexican government... Fucking hell, did I have to tell someone to fucking... Why did they make the episode while they were...

3982
03:37:34,120 --> 03:37:42,480
...redecorating it and refurbishing it? Which would have been... Which would have been... Which would have been keen to suppress. Real bad atmosphere on it. As with all... Um, most of the governments and people in the world.

3983
03:37:42,480 --> 03:37:49,080
Involved... Their main protest was largely sparked off by NAFTA. Okay. And the effects that NAFTA was having on... Okay. And the effects that NAFTA was having on...

3984
03:37:49,080 --> 03:37:54,080
... were already depressed. So that message went out over the internet and what happened? Um... It...

3985
03:37:54,080 --> 03:38:00,280
...meant that... Immediately became widely available and disseminated. And that in turn was downloaded and used by people...

3986
03:38:00,280 --> 03:38:04,480
...literally all over the world. Which immediately publicized their case...

3987
03:38:04,480 --> 03:38:09,080
And created... In a myriad of ways public pressures which made it more difficult...

3988
03:38:09,080 --> 03:38:11,080
Um... For them to be ignored.

3989
03:38:11,080 --> 03:38:14,680
Right. Now that sounds like a story where something really good happened from the internet.

3990
03:38:14,680 --> 03:38:17,680
The flip side of that, which I'm... I've heard people concerns about...

3991
03:38:17,680 --> 03:38:21,680
...is that... Possible groups such as white supremacist groups...

3992
03:38:21,680 --> 03:38:26,680
...could be using the internet for... To spread their message as well. Have you run across any sites like that?

3993
03:38:26,680 --> 03:38:30,680
Well there's certainly... Neo-Nazi and white supremacist sites on the internet. And...

3994
03:38:30,680 --> 03:38:33,280
You can... You can find them pretty easily. Um...

3995
03:38:33,280 --> 03:38:36,280
Nazis are after you. Probably of more concern is...

3996
03:38:36,280 --> 03:38:38,280
...the... The recent upsurge in...

3997
03:38:38,280 --> 03:38:41,280
...right-wing fundamentalist Christian political sites...

3998
03:38:41,280 --> 03:38:44,280
Yeah, you think that would be more of a concern than a... Well...

3999
03:38:44,280 --> 03:38:46,280
...it's more of a concern... It's more of a concern... I mean...

4000
03:38:46,280 --> 03:38:48,280
More of a concern to who? It's more of a concern in that...

4001
03:38:48,280 --> 03:38:50,280
He's got like a silk shirt...

4002
03:38:50,280 --> 03:38:52,280
...and then...

4003
03:38:52,280 --> 03:38:55,280
...suspenders.

4004
03:38:55,280 --> 03:38:57,280
It's a heavy fuckin' scenario.

4005
03:38:57,280 --> 03:38:58,280
...a much wider audience...

4006
03:38:58,280 --> 03:39:01,480
audience, but also targets people's rights.

4007
03:39:01,480 --> 03:39:06,200
But I think the neo-Nazi message is probably a little bit of a stronger, dangerous message.

4008
03:39:06,200 --> 03:39:07,200
Well, it's actually fairly closely allied.

4009
03:39:07,200 --> 03:39:08,200
Do you really?

4010
03:39:08,200 --> 03:39:12,820
There are several neo-Nazis have links and approving things to say about Pat Buchanan,

4011
03:39:12,820 --> 03:39:13,820
for example.

4012
03:39:13,820 --> 03:39:15,440
They don't see themselves as poles apart.

4013
03:39:15,440 --> 03:39:18,520
And secondly, the Christian right is a lot more insidious.

4014
03:39:18,520 --> 03:39:23,220
A, it's more powerful in terms of its money and mainstream backing, and hence its power

4015
03:39:23,220 --> 03:39:26,660
to actually affect people.

4016
03:39:26,660 --> 03:39:28,900
I don't want to downplay the threat of neo-Nazis.

4017
03:39:28,900 --> 03:39:31,900
So you're saying the neo-Nazi folks are probably possibly less funded.

4018
03:39:31,900 --> 03:39:32,900
They're truly fringe.

4019
03:39:32,900 --> 03:39:37,080
So they're not really going to be-- people aren't going to pay attention to David Duke.

4020
03:39:37,080 --> 03:39:43,900
They don't have the power to ban books or influence school boards or put in local government officials

4021
03:39:43,900 --> 03:39:45,400
favorable to them.

4022
03:39:45,400 --> 03:39:46,400
Right, right.

4023
03:39:46,400 --> 03:39:47,400
Interesting.

4024
03:39:47,400 --> 03:39:48,400
That's an interesting perspective.

4025
03:39:48,400 --> 03:39:51,660
I think there's a lot of people that may disagree with you on that subject.

4026
03:39:51,660 --> 03:39:52,660
But--

4027
03:39:52,660 --> 03:39:53,660
Christians, for example.

4028
03:39:53,660 --> 03:39:54,660
Exactly.

4029
03:39:54,660 --> 03:39:55,660
Fundamentals Christians.

4030
03:39:55,660 --> 03:39:56,900
Hi there.

4031
03:39:56,900 --> 03:40:00,900
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4032
03:40:00,900 --> 03:40:05,900
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4033
03:40:05,900 --> 03:40:10,900
activities surrounding it, point your web browser to www.prop215.org.

4034
03:40:10,900 --> 03:40:23,140
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4035
03:40:23,140 --> 03:40:28,380
Well, we kind of covered the spectrum tonight from the traditional institutional Democrats

4036
03:40:28,380 --> 03:40:33,380
and Republicans on the web to your neo-Nazis and your Christian right wing and all that stuff.

4037
03:40:33,380 --> 03:40:34,380
And you had so much to cover.

4038
03:40:34,380 --> 03:40:37,380
You were kind of frustrated there because you couldn't get to it all, could you?

4039
03:40:37,380 --> 03:40:38,620
I didn't have enough time.

4040
03:40:38,620 --> 03:40:39,620
I didn't have enough time.

4041
03:40:39,620 --> 03:40:41,620
There was just so much at those websites that were really exciting.

4042
03:40:41,620 --> 03:40:46,620
And I think, you know, probably the most compelling thing for me was the fact that I was expecting

4043
03:40:46,620 --> 03:40:50,620
to get overwhelmed with depressing stuff when in fact it was really all about empowerment,

4044
03:40:50,620 --> 03:40:59,860
the ability to actually make a difference. And talking about the Rainforest website, which is at the EcoNet, and there was actually a site there for kids.

4045
03:40:59,860 --> 03:41:04,860
And they could actually go and get information about the Rainforest, but they also had a button that says what you can do.

4046
03:41:04,860 --> 03:41:10,180
And so there's a 12-year-old who can now actually make a difference by taking some action. So that was really, really exciting.

4047
03:41:10,180 --> 03:41:12,180
What did you think about the guys you were talking about?

4048
03:41:12,180 --> 03:41:19,980
Well, I think it was interesting what Dana was saying about empowering a 12-year-old kid. What I saw on these websites is that the net is really empowering globally.

4049
03:41:19,980 --> 03:41:29,480
activist groups and on the other hand possibly sort of fringe groups out there as well. It's giving everybody freedom of the speech, some a little bit scary, but it's out there for everyone.

4050
03:41:29,480 --> 03:41:43,420
I had one observation I'd make when I was talking to Eric about their mailing list, which he said is totally unmoderated. So, I mean, there's a lot of, you know, real meat in there, but there's also some silly stuff and some typical sort of online junk that people trade, kind of miscellaneous stuff.

4051
03:41:44,040 --> 03:42:11,940
But at the most moderated site of all, the Clinton-Gore site and the Dole-Kemp site, if you try to get an answer to one question, go to both those websites, you will get totally different answers. It's like watching the debate. Totally different facts are thrown back at you. And so what I'm worried about is the internet, wonderful, free, open, blah, blah, blah, but we're kind of seeing negative advertising that goes into television. It's kind of moving over to the web and we're seeing, you know, people saying bad things about the other side on a website.

4052
03:42:11,940 --> 03:42:14,960
It's definitely politics as usual, even on the internet, I think.

4053
03:42:15,000 --> 03:42:20,760
And it's buyer beware on the internet, too. Thanks for joining us tonight. Hope we'll see you again next week on the Internet Cafe.

4054
03:42:21,280 --> 03:42:22,200
Great analysis.

4055
03:42:22,620 --> 03:42:37,300
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by Intel. One revolutionary idea always leads to another. Now there are connected CD-ROMs that lead to rich multimedia with related information on the internet. For connected CD-ROMs, it's the Intel Pentium Processor.

4056
03:42:37,300 --> 03:42:58,160
Processor. This is a different version of the theme tune. It was a bit more fucking spacey. It was a bit Kevin Spacey.

4057
03:42:58,160 --> 03:43:00,420
Processor.

4058
03:43:00,420 --> 03:43:29,420
music plays

4059
03:43:29,420 --> 03:43:34,180
Interesting to see what the Computer Chronicles Cyber Café.

4060
03:43:34,840 --> 03:43:41,720
Off the back of the Netcafé episode where they're actually building the Netcafé set,

4061
03:43:42,380 --> 03:43:45,940
there was an episode a couple of years before of the Computer Chronicles,

4062
03:43:46,720 --> 03:43:51,040
which was all about the emergence of Cyber Cafés.

4063
03:43:51,480 --> 03:43:55,200
It's definitely been seen before, but it's got some quality moments in it,

4064
03:43:55,200 --> 03:43:57,560
which still stand up on a second viewing.

4065
03:43:58,420 --> 03:44:26,940
This week on the Computer Chronicles, a survey of Cyber Cafés.

4066
03:44:26,940 --> 03:44:31,680
We'll take you to Harvard Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to meet the founder of CyberSmith.

4067
03:44:31,820 --> 03:44:35,700
We'll also visit a new Internet Café in San Francisco that's open...

4068
03:44:35,700 --> 03:44:36,940
That's a quality little zone...

4069
03:44:36,940 --> 03:44:37,940
...founder of CyberSmith.

4070
03:44:38,160 --> 03:44:39,280
...zone that they had there.

4071
03:44:43,780 --> 03:44:45,160
...the great situation.

4072
03:44:45,160 --> 03:44:52,840
...the goldfish bowl there.

4073
03:44:52,840 --> 03:44:55,120
...this...

4074
03:44:55,120 --> 03:44:55,540
...go this...

4075
03:44:55,540 --> 03:44:57,500
...open 24 hours a day.

4076
03:44:57,920 --> 03:44:58,040
...we'll...

4077
03:44:58,040 --> 03:44:59,160
...cyberfish...

4078
03:44:59,160 --> 03:45:00,120
...show you what there is...

4079
03:45:00,120 --> 03:45:02,160
...adoby...

4080
03:45:02,160 --> 03:45:03,580
...to do in a Cyber Café.

4081
03:45:03,740 --> 03:45:04,360
...to do!

4082
03:45:04,360 --> 03:45:06,100
...behind the scenes to show you...

4083
03:45:06,100 --> 03:45:08,700
...we'll show you what there is to do in a Cyber Café.

4084
03:45:08,700 --> 03:45:13,120
...and we'll take you behind the scenes to show you the network that runs this cyber store in...

4085
03:45:13,120 --> 03:45:14,120
...Boston.

4086
03:45:14,120 --> 03:45:15,120
...who's this fella?

4087
03:45:15,120 --> 03:45:16,120
...and we'll take you behind the scenes...

4088
03:45:16,120 --> 03:45:23,880
...to show you the network that runs this cyber store in Boston.

4089
03:45:23,880 --> 03:45:27,200
...all this and more coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

4090
03:45:29,000 --> 03:45:33,760
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated.

4091
03:45:33,780 --> 03:45:35,120
SoftSource Incorporated.

4092
03:45:35,200 --> 03:45:36,120
...publishers of Pro One Software.

4093
03:45:36,640 --> 03:45:38,600
Educational software for young adults.

4094
03:45:42,820 --> 03:45:46,720
And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite.

4095
03:45:47,960 --> 03:45:49,520
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles...

4096
03:45:49,520 --> 03:45:51,020
Beautiful start off there.

4097
03:45:51,780 --> 03:45:53,860
...this magazine for the technology elite.

4098
03:45:53,860 --> 03:46:00,860
He loves those start offs where he's looking the complete...

4099
03:46:00,860 --> 03:46:05,700
...maybe 90 degrees, sometimes 180 if you're on a collector's edition.

4100
03:46:06,700 --> 03:46:08,800
I've never seen a 360 Stu start.

4101
03:46:08,860 --> 03:46:12,460
That would be impressive, but too much.

4102
03:46:12,520 --> 03:46:14,000
He wouldn't have gone that far.

4103
03:46:14,740 --> 03:46:16,380
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

4104
03:46:16,440 --> 03:46:19,040
I'm Stuart Chiffey and we're here in a Cyber Café.

4105
03:46:19,140 --> 03:46:22,760
In fact, this one is called Cyber Smith and it's called that because the guy who owns it...

4106
03:46:22,760 --> 03:46:25,220
...is named Marshall Smith and that's the guy over here.

4107
03:46:25,300 --> 03:46:27,480
Marshall, let me ask you about the Cyber Café thing.

4108
03:46:27,660 --> 03:46:28,660
Why do people come here?

4109
03:46:28,700 --> 03:46:29,860
What's the point in a Cyber Café?

4110
03:46:30,560 --> 03:46:32,780
People come for lots of different reasons.

4111
03:46:32,980 --> 03:46:36,800
The primary part of it is that people come to learn about the Internet.

4112
03:46:37,040 --> 03:46:39,000
What is it that's happening in technology?

4113
03:46:39,980 --> 03:46:43,020
Other people come because they're already on the Internet.

4114
03:46:43,020 --> 03:46:43,580
Brilliant.

4115
03:46:43,580 --> 03:46:44,540
But they're interested in...

4116
03:46:44,540 --> 03:46:45,220
Brilliant.

4117
03:46:45,440 --> 03:46:54,300
They had people who if you went in to get on the Internet, they had employees that would just sit with you and show you the Internet.

4118
03:46:54,500 --> 03:46:56,660
...is that people come to learn about the Internet.

4119
03:46:56,920 --> 03:46:58,880
What is it that's happening in technology?

4120
03:47:00,580 --> 03:47:06,440
Other people come because they're already on the Internet, but they're interested in what's new, what's happening.

4121
03:47:07,220 --> 03:47:09,200
And then they want to be in a social setting.

4122
03:47:09,760 --> 03:47:12,140
This is a way you can meet other people who are interested in computers.

4123
03:47:12,540 --> 03:47:18,400
But it's also a way where you and your friends and your family can just come in and play with things.

4124
03:47:18,480 --> 03:47:23,480
I mean, for example, one of the things I occasionally do is come here to fiddle with a game that I don't want to buy.

4125
03:47:23,880 --> 03:47:34,600
You can find kiosks here that are loaded with very recent computer games that you can just try out for a few minutes for a few dollars and decide whether or not they're worth the effort.

4126
03:47:34,860 --> 03:47:36,520
And there are a few things here I've seen and I've said...

4127
03:47:36,520 --> 03:47:38,240
Electric stew. Thank you very much.

4128
03:47:38,340 --> 03:47:41,180
And then there are other things where you look at it and go, nope, sorry.

4129
03:47:41,660 --> 03:47:43,200
Thanks very much, electric stew.

4130
03:47:43,200 --> 03:47:45,080
Plus you get technophiles, both kinds of people.

4131
03:47:45,240 --> 03:47:49,020
Sure, sure. We were amazed at how many technophiles we have.

4132
03:47:49,880 --> 03:47:58,140
We thought it would be mostly newbies, but the computer literate person is very interested in getting out and seeing what other people are doing.

4133
03:47:58,500 --> 03:48:07,000
In a place, for example, like this one, has all kinds of very advanced books on the subject and an opportunity for you to try out various kinds of software.

4134
03:48:07,000 --> 03:48:10,320
But that same thing makes it attractive to somebody who doesn't know what he's doing.

4135
03:48:10,400 --> 03:48:11,280
You can pop down here.

4136
03:48:11,740 --> 03:48:13,160
Thank you very much too, Paul.

4137
03:48:13,460 --> 03:48:15,680
See if you like to work on Macintoshes.

4138
03:48:16,000 --> 03:48:20,020
Would you play stew in a video and have other actors present you tech?

4139
03:48:20,140 --> 03:48:22,480
And I said, one of the reasons people come here is to socialize.

4140
03:48:22,580 --> 03:48:26,000
I mean, the image of the guy on the net is sort of this loner, just him and his computer.

4141
03:48:26,420 --> 03:48:27,920
But people ask him, is this a pickup place?

4142
03:48:28,020 --> 03:48:28,460
You have guys and girls and music.

4143
03:48:28,460 --> 03:48:31,100
I wouldn't then do it and getting it done is another matter entirely.

4144
03:48:31,100 --> 03:48:38,860
The remarkable thing about the internet is that it takes the world of technology out of the one person, one computer.

4145
03:48:39,360 --> 03:48:44,200
It's funny how they're trying to make it sound class, but the shots are like we're all just zombies staring at the screen.

4146
03:48:44,200 --> 03:48:47,740
And now I suppose we're all like that, but we have our own computers in our pockets.

4147
03:48:49,120 --> 03:48:52,160
But the way they're trying to make it sound fun.

4148
03:48:52,180 --> 03:48:53,000
Just kind of a cheers.

4149
03:48:53,220 --> 03:48:55,640
When you see the reality of it, it's kind of jarring.

4150
03:48:56,280 --> 03:48:57,460
It's terminals.

4151
03:48:57,660 --> 03:48:58,260
Is that what goes on?

4152
03:48:58,340 --> 03:48:58,500
Yeah.

4153
03:48:58,720 --> 03:48:58,960
I know.

4154
03:48:59,020 --> 03:48:59,680
It's not nice.

4155
03:48:59,940 --> 03:49:00,840
Well, I guess cheers.

4156
03:49:00,980 --> 03:49:03,240
If we could do as well as cheers, I think we'll be all right.

4157
03:49:03,520 --> 03:49:03,740
All right.

4158
03:49:03,760 --> 03:49:05,660
So you do have women come here in addition to men.

4159
03:49:08,660 --> 03:49:10,200
We could do as well as terminals.

4160
03:49:10,880 --> 03:49:12,020
As well as cheers.

4161
03:49:12,200 --> 03:49:12,440
Everybody.

4162
03:49:13,580 --> 03:49:16,340
We were voted the best first aid in Boston.

4163
03:49:16,760 --> 03:49:17,060
All right.

4164
03:49:17,740 --> 03:49:19,100
Best first aid.

4165
03:49:19,700 --> 03:49:20,840
I thought he said the first aid.

4166
03:49:20,980 --> 03:49:27,780
Like they were having people having seizures there and it was a thing where they had really good first aid facilities.

4167
03:49:28,020 --> 03:49:30,040
It's a social atmosphere feeling to it.

4168
03:49:30,120 --> 03:49:31,900
Is this kind of a cheers with terminals?

4169
03:49:32,080 --> 03:49:32,700
Is that what goes on?

4170
03:49:32,760 --> 03:49:32,880
Yeah.

4171
03:49:34,160 --> 03:49:35,280
Well, I guess cheers.

4172
03:49:35,400 --> 03:49:37,680
If we could do as well as cheers, I think we'll be all right.

4173
03:49:37,960 --> 03:49:38,160
All right.

4174
03:49:38,180 --> 03:49:40,060
So you do have women come here in addition to men.

4175
03:49:40,300 --> 03:49:41,740
Now, what do most people do when they come here?

4176
03:49:44,120 --> 03:49:56,520
In this store, I think the primary thing is that people will sit down at the Internet, play with the Internet, see what's happening, see what they can find, browse, or some will have a specific purpose.

4177
03:49:56,680 --> 03:49:58,440
And you've got these creativity stations here, too.

4178
03:49:58,500 --> 03:49:59,000
What's that about?

4179
03:49:59,480 --> 03:49:59,760
All right.

4180
03:49:59,760 --> 03:50:02,420
That's where you can take a digital portrait of yourself.

4181
03:50:02,580 --> 03:50:03,280
You can morph it.

4182
03:50:03,360 --> 03:50:04,380
You can change it around.

4183
03:50:04,460 --> 03:50:07,480
And then you can print it out on a T-shirt, on a mouse pad.

4184
03:50:07,480 --> 03:50:08,280
People love that.

4185
03:50:08,280 --> 03:50:10,380
You get to try software very cheaply.

4186
03:50:10,720 --> 03:50:12,440
You get to see what other people are playing.

4187
03:50:12,560 --> 03:50:15,420
You get to look at the books that are on display.

4188
03:50:15,820 --> 03:50:18,540
And also, sometimes I come here because you can get a really nice cup of coffee.

4189
03:50:18,680 --> 03:50:19,580
You know, it's really great.

4190
03:50:19,660 --> 03:50:23,020
It's flavorful and rich and very strong, and it keeps you awake all day long.

4191
03:50:23,680 --> 03:50:23,840
All right.

4192
03:50:23,840 --> 03:50:25,060
Now, you call this a store.

4193
03:50:25,260 --> 03:50:29,720
So, I mean, this is really more cyber and less cafe than the usual cyber cafe, isn't it?

4194
03:50:29,720 --> 03:50:34,940
A cafe, a cyber cafe most often is a cafe that has some internet stations.

4195
03:50:35,520 --> 03:50:41,900
We like to think of ourselves as a technology store with a cafe to set the atmosphere for

4196
03:50:41,900 --> 03:50:42,540
the technology.

4197
03:50:42,660 --> 03:50:43,680
So, you sell software.

4198
03:50:43,880 --> 03:50:44,480
You sell books.

4199
03:50:44,560 --> 03:50:45,460
You sell all that kind of stuff.

4200
03:50:45,460 --> 03:50:45,580
Sure.

4201
03:50:45,580 --> 03:50:47,260
And you sell time on the terminals.

4202
03:50:47,500 --> 03:50:50,040
Time is our primary product.

4203
03:50:50,540 --> 03:50:50,540
Yeah.

4204
03:50:50,780 --> 03:50:55,980
And then we also sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts.

4205
03:50:56,340 --> 03:50:56,560
All right.

4206
03:50:56,600 --> 03:51:00,920
Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths that can

4207
03:51:00,920 --> 03:51:02,620
actually give you live real human health.

4208
03:51:02,700 --> 03:51:06,680
I think your mind was hustled and harried into the next question.

4209
03:51:07,180 --> 03:51:09,420
He still had words to say, this fella.

4210
03:51:09,520 --> 03:51:10,840
Still have words coming out of his mouth.

4211
03:51:11,020 --> 03:51:16,580
And there was a slight look of indignancy on his face as Stu just hustled and harried into

4212
03:51:16,580 --> 03:51:17,560
the next piece.

4213
03:51:17,880 --> 03:51:19,360
I don't know if you noticed that.

4214
03:51:19,440 --> 03:51:22,220
I don't know if you sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts.

4215
03:51:22,580 --> 03:51:22,780
All right.

4216
03:51:22,820 --> 03:51:27,000
Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths that

4217
03:51:27,000 --> 03:51:28,620
can actually give you live real human health.

4218
03:51:28,620 --> 03:51:29,360
It was very brief.

4219
03:51:29,540 --> 03:51:31,580
The techno smiths will show you around.

4220
03:51:31,760 --> 03:51:35,960
It was very brief, but it did look, there was a look of stress.

4221
03:51:36,060 --> 03:51:36,880
It was stressful.

4222
03:51:36,880 --> 03:51:37,100
All right.

4223
03:51:37,100 --> 03:51:37,500
Now, if you.

4224
03:51:38,160 --> 03:51:38,360
Right.

4225
03:51:38,420 --> 03:51:39,080
There's the hustle.

4226
03:51:39,560 --> 03:51:42,440
And now look at the stress that the hustle causes.

4227
03:51:42,840 --> 03:51:47,300
Stu's not aware of the stress of his hustle game and Harry game.

4228
03:51:48,180 --> 03:51:50,020
There's a little bit of a wince there on this fella.

4229
03:51:51,560 --> 03:51:55,360
We also sell a lot of the t-shirts and the sweatshirts.

4230
03:51:55,740 --> 03:51:55,920
All right.

4231
03:51:55,960 --> 03:51:59,960
Now, if you are a newbie and you come here, you've got these people called techno smiths

4232
03:51:59,960 --> 03:52:02,200
that can actually give you live real human help here.

4233
03:52:02,700 --> 03:52:06,300
The techno smiths will show you around, tell you what's happening in the store.

4234
03:52:06,360 --> 03:52:09,960
And then when you sit down, they're always around to give you a hand if you need help.

4235
03:52:09,960 --> 03:52:10,560
Techno smiths.

4236
03:52:10,560 --> 03:52:15,380
These are the guys I always mention, the employees who go and sit with you and show you the internet.

4237
03:52:15,380 --> 03:52:20,280
We also have one-on-one classes where you can learn about the internet.

4238
03:52:20,420 --> 03:52:21,800
You can learn about technology.

4239
03:52:22,360 --> 03:52:25,340
It's kind of a store for all purposes.

4240
03:52:25,720 --> 03:52:26,720
All right.

4241
03:52:26,720 --> 03:52:27,440
You've got all kinds of terminals here.

4242
03:52:27,440 --> 03:52:28,640
And I see keyboards and monitors.

4243
03:52:28,640 --> 03:52:30,480
But I don't see a real computer anywhere here.

4244
03:52:30,480 --> 03:52:30,980
Why is that?

4245
03:52:31,480 --> 03:52:37,620
When I first talked with our architect, I said that I wanted it to be as non-intimidating as possible.

4246
03:52:38,240 --> 03:52:39,640
Hide the CPUs.

4247
03:52:40,060 --> 03:52:42,720
Put the monitors in stained wood.

4248
03:52:42,860 --> 03:52:44,580
Give us cushioned seats.

4249
03:52:45,460 --> 03:52:47,660
Give it a friendly, welcoming atmosphere.

4250
03:52:47,760 --> 03:52:49,560
And keep people away from those floppy drives.

4251
03:52:50,560 --> 03:52:52,320
You don't want them sticking discs in there.

4252
03:52:52,420 --> 03:52:53,360
And it seems to have worked.

4253
03:52:53,500 --> 03:52:54,980
I mean, people really like the store.

4254
03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:59,180
There are some cyber cafes where they have the CPU, the box, sitting right in front of you.

4255
03:52:59,520 --> 03:53:03,840
For example, the one I mentioned in Chicago, I came there because I could take my floppy with me.

4256
03:53:03,840 --> 03:53:05,080
I had a laptop at home.

4257
03:53:05,260 --> 03:53:08,600
And I just take the floppy with me, stick it into their CPU, download my mail.

4258
03:53:08,980 --> 03:53:11,760
Here, you can't exactly do that because they don't give you access to the box.

4259
03:53:11,800 --> 03:53:12,820
They don't want you messing with it.

4260
03:53:13,000 --> 03:53:14,300
So that varies from place to place.

4261
03:53:14,860 --> 03:53:20,280
Well, now, one of the reasons you come to a cyber cafe is you play with cool new stuff that you can't otherwise.

4262
03:53:20,280 --> 03:53:22,360
See, well, one thing I'd like to get my hands on.

4263
03:53:24,700 --> 03:53:26,740
Play with cool new stuff.

4264
03:53:26,980 --> 03:53:28,500
So that varies from place to place.

4265
03:53:29,080 --> 03:53:34,900
Well, now, one of the reasons you come to a cyber cafe is to play with cool new stuff that you can't otherwise see.

4266
03:53:34,980 --> 03:53:38,680
Well, one thing I'd like to get my hands on is the new 64-bit Nintendo.

4267
03:53:39,020 --> 03:53:40,900
We're going to play with one here in just a minute.

4268
03:53:50,000 --> 03:53:56,340
So this is the new Nintendo 64.

4269
03:53:56,340 --> 03:53:57,340
It's the first...

4270
03:53:57,340 --> 03:54:07,700
Blue Steel.

4271
03:54:07,880 --> 03:54:08,700
Stew Steel.

4272
03:54:14,700 --> 03:54:16,940
I like that fade in as well.

4273
03:54:17,040 --> 03:54:18,160
It's classy.

4274
03:54:21,040 --> 03:54:23,620
So this is the new Nintendo 64.

4275
03:54:23,620 --> 03:54:26,160
It's the first 64-bit video game console.

4276
03:54:26,620 --> 03:54:29,080
As you can see, it uses cartridges, not CD-ROMs.

4277
03:54:29,080 --> 03:54:33,300
And this is the original Japanese version because it's just barely coming out in the United States now.

4278
03:54:33,340 --> 03:54:34,440
You can see the Japanese language.

4279
03:54:34,820 --> 03:54:38,200
Nintendo says this thing has the processing power of about 10 Pentiums.

4280
03:54:38,380 --> 03:54:41,380
And Kate Schramm is one of the Technosmiths here at Cybersmith.

4281
03:54:41,380 --> 03:54:45,400
You guys are, in fact, the first ones in the country to actually have these, right?

4282
03:54:45,460 --> 03:54:46,140
Yes, we are.

4283
03:54:46,620 --> 03:54:47,640
Not even Toys R Us.

4284
03:54:48,280 --> 03:54:50,720
We beat Toys R Us out for the rights to showcase it.

4285
03:54:51,100 --> 03:54:53,900
Okay, so you can play the Nintendo 64 here.

4286
03:54:54,000 --> 03:54:57,800
And the first game coming out with it is, of course, the 64-bit version of Mario.

4287
03:54:58,120 --> 03:54:59,420
And show us what's different about this.

4288
03:54:59,780 --> 03:55:00,720
Well, it's very two-dimensional.

4289
03:55:00,720 --> 03:55:04,980
Mario has moving hands, moving head.

4290
03:55:05,080 --> 03:55:05,780
He breathes.

4291
03:55:06,380 --> 03:55:07,820
You can have different views.

4292
03:55:07,960 --> 03:55:09,760
You can zoom in to get a closer picture.

4293
03:55:09,940 --> 03:55:12,260
Or you can zoom out for a more aerial view.

4294
03:55:12,600 --> 03:55:14,880
And again, what's cool, I mean, this is like Doom meets Mario, right?

4295
03:55:14,900 --> 03:55:16,800
He can move left, right, up, back, all the way around.

4296
03:55:16,860 --> 03:55:17,520
It's full 3D.

4297
03:55:18,300 --> 03:55:19,300
So what's the point in the game?

4298
03:55:19,660 --> 03:55:21,180
Well, you're trying to save the princess.

4299
03:55:21,480 --> 03:55:23,380
Right now, we've gone inside the castle.

4300
03:55:24,080 --> 03:55:27,860
There are different rooms with different challenges to them.

4301
03:55:28,080 --> 03:55:30,720
We are going to go into this room.

4302
03:55:31,180 --> 03:55:33,040
Some are locked and you need keys to get in.

4303
03:55:33,540 --> 03:55:36,480
And since the directions are in Japanese, it's very challenging.

4304
03:55:36,680 --> 03:55:37,520
Right, so far.

4305
03:55:38,060 --> 03:55:40,280
All right, now, there's no bad guys that are about to blow you up here, right?

4306
03:55:40,520 --> 03:55:40,780
No.

4307
03:55:42,120 --> 03:55:43,080
Okay, so where are we now?

4308
03:55:43,320 --> 03:55:44,780
We are in a garden-type area.

4309
03:55:45,160 --> 03:55:46,400
Yeah, the motion is really great.

4310
03:55:46,960 --> 03:55:48,200
He stops, he turns.

4311
03:55:48,200 --> 03:55:48,520
Inhale.

4312
03:55:48,820 --> 03:55:49,500
He jumps.

4313
03:55:50,000 --> 03:55:51,060
Nintendo Game Boy.

4314
03:55:51,180 --> 03:55:51,900
Can you swim in that pool?

4315
03:55:52,080 --> 03:55:52,620
Swim.

4316
03:55:52,880 --> 03:55:53,700
Have him swan dive.

4317
03:55:53,700 --> 03:55:54,800
Nintendo Game Boy.

4318
03:55:55,760 --> 03:55:56,520
All right.

4319
03:55:56,520 --> 03:55:59,400
All right, now, this is Mario 64.

4320
03:55:59,800 --> 03:56:00,520
All right.

4321
03:56:02,980 --> 03:56:03,640
All right.

4322
03:56:05,140 --> 03:56:06,720
All right, now, this is Mario 64.

4323
03:56:06,840 --> 03:56:10,160
Another new game coming out with the Nintendo 64 is Pilotwings.

4324
03:56:10,420 --> 03:56:11,000
Can you show us that one?

4325
03:56:11,000 --> 03:56:12,520
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this?

4326
03:56:12,600 --> 03:56:13,520
Or is there a good side to it?

4327
03:56:13,520 --> 03:56:15,680
Pilotwings is a flight simulator game.

4328
03:56:16,420 --> 03:56:18,200
We're taking off right now.

4329
03:56:18,300 --> 03:56:19,180
What are we flying, Kate?

4330
03:56:19,220 --> 03:56:19,520
What kind of vehicle are we?

4331
03:56:19,520 --> 03:56:20,980
We're in a gyrocopter.

4332
03:56:20,980 --> 03:56:21,340
Wow.

4333
03:56:23,780 --> 03:56:25,580
Okay, so it's a little island here.

4334
03:56:25,580 --> 03:56:29,040
And we see really detailed backgrounds, really smooth movement.

4335
03:56:29,040 --> 03:56:29,600
It's a fountain.

4336
03:56:29,600 --> 03:56:30,100
It's fabulous.

4337
03:56:30,100 --> 03:56:30,100
Yeah, wow.

4338
03:56:30,100 --> 03:56:31,440
And what's the object?

4339
03:56:31,440 --> 03:56:32,000
What are you trying to do?

4340
03:56:32,000 --> 03:56:36,180
Try to fly through these hoops, control your aircraft to the best of your ability.

4341
03:56:36,180 --> 03:56:39,660
So you get points for doing certain things?

4342
03:56:39,660 --> 03:56:40,540
Yes.

4343
03:56:40,900 --> 03:56:43,140
And you're also further out in the game.

4344
03:56:43,400 --> 03:56:45,120
You can shoot different objects.

4345
03:56:46,160 --> 03:56:48,220
Some of them are as small as a kite.

4346
03:56:48,840 --> 03:56:49,080
Let me see.

4347
03:56:49,120 --> 03:56:50,240
The water's got great detail.

4348
03:56:50,340 --> 03:56:50,980
There's waves.

4349
03:56:51,080 --> 03:56:53,100
There's clouds there that you actually fly through.

4350
03:56:54,160 --> 03:56:56,920
All right, come back to the ground so we can kind of see what those backgrounds are.

4351
03:56:58,020 --> 03:56:59,200
But, I mean, you have a gun?

4352
03:56:59,260 --> 03:56:59,840
Do you shoot people?

4353
03:56:59,900 --> 03:57:00,780
Are people trying to shoot you?

4354
03:57:01,000 --> 03:57:02,480
No, no one is trying to kill you.

4355
03:57:02,800 --> 03:57:03,980
Another peaceful game.

4356
03:57:04,060 --> 03:57:04,620
I don't believe it.

4357
03:57:05,700 --> 03:57:22,500
All right, so you want to have to figure out how to land without crashing.

4358
03:57:22,620 --> 03:57:23,200
Is that the deal here?

4359
03:57:23,300 --> 03:57:23,500
Yes.

4360
03:57:23,620 --> 03:57:24,260
It's very hard to do.

4361
03:57:24,260 --> 03:57:26,200
That's the hard part of flying, isn't it?

4362
03:57:26,520 --> 03:57:27,200
Just the tread.

4363
03:57:27,200 --> 03:57:28,380
It's really smooth, yeah.

4364
03:57:28,400 --> 03:57:29,760
I'm not coming in straight.

4365
03:57:30,260 --> 03:57:30,900
Oh, into the water.

4366
03:57:32,180 --> 03:57:33,660
Have you landed successfully in this?

4367
03:57:34,540 --> 03:57:35,280
Three times.

4368
03:57:35,280 --> 03:57:35,800
All right.

4369
03:57:39,380 --> 03:57:41,640
Is it kind of easy to do or how hard is it to learn?

4370
03:57:41,680 --> 03:57:42,780
It is easy to do.

4371
03:57:43,020 --> 03:57:43,960
You learn by doing it.

4372
03:57:43,960 --> 03:57:44,900
It keeps going on.

4373
03:57:45,000 --> 03:57:45,260
It's nice.

4374
03:57:45,260 --> 03:57:46,460
It's part of the fun, too.

4375
03:57:46,660 --> 03:57:47,740
Those backgrounds are really great.

4376
03:57:47,960 --> 03:57:48,960
All right, so that's Pilotwings.

4377
03:57:49,300 --> 03:57:49,660
Thank you.

4378
03:57:50,120 --> 03:57:52,280
All right, there are many flavors of Cyber Cafe.

4379
03:57:52,680 --> 03:57:55,300
Some of them focus on the social aspects of meeting people.

4380
03:57:55,300 --> 03:57:58,340
Some of them focus on the games and the virtual reality world.

4381
03:57:58,620 --> 03:58:01,780
We're going to take a tour of some other Cyber Cafes now with Giles.

4382
03:58:02,860 --> 03:58:12,360
In the cool, hip neighborhoods of San Francisco, the cafe is a hangout, a kind of community living room where you can meet a wide sampling of humans and other species.

4383
03:58:12,360 --> 03:58:15,860
Patrons of the horseshoe on Haight Street.

4384
03:58:15,860 --> 03:58:17,080
I have a jacket on.

4385
03:58:19,500 --> 03:58:20,860
It's like a ribbon or something.

4386
03:58:21,040 --> 03:58:22,400
Or a tie or a fucking lead.

4387
03:58:22,540 --> 03:58:23,120
Other species.

4388
03:58:24,260 --> 03:58:26,480
Patrons of the horseshoe on Haight Street.

4389
03:58:26,920 --> 03:58:30,100
Settle comfortably into well-used chairs and tables to read.

4390
03:58:31,460 --> 03:58:45,020
Sketch and sip espresso.

4391
03:58:45,020 --> 03:58:54,660
But some regulars come in to use the computer terminals at the back of the room to look for apartment rentals or roommates and to check their email on the local cafe network.

4392
03:58:55,400 --> 03:59:01,280
San Francisco's newest Cyber Cafes have a very different look and computers are much more a part of the decor.

4393
03:59:02,000 --> 03:59:03,060
At Coffee Net in the...

4394
03:59:03,060 --> 03:59:05,120
I think they did an episode or two.

4395
03:59:06,120 --> 03:59:06,740
Mail on the local...

4396
03:59:06,740 --> 03:59:07,580
In that place.

4397
03:59:07,580 --> 03:59:08,240
...local cafe network.

4398
03:59:08,240 --> 03:59:08,520
It looks desperate.

4399
03:59:08,520 --> 03:59:09,140
It looks desperate.

4400
03:59:09,520 --> 03:59:10,360
Not this place.

4401
03:59:10,520 --> 03:59:14,360
San Francisco's newest Cyber Cafes have a very different look.

4402
03:59:14,760 --> 03:59:15,400
Look rubbish.

4403
03:59:15,600 --> 03:59:17,260
And computers are multimedia cultured.

4404
03:59:17,260 --> 03:59:18,340
Compared to Cybersmith, you know.

4405
03:59:18,420 --> 03:59:22,320
Come in to meet friends, to eat lunch, and to surf the World Wide Web.

4406
03:59:22,740 --> 03:59:25,680
It's where the social animal meets the digital animal.

4407
03:59:26,300 --> 03:59:37,760
What we decided is that we wanted a social arena where people could come in and have some fine foods, an upscale type of environment,

4408
03:59:38,400 --> 03:59:52,920
an alternative to, say, bars, as well as having, you know, the Internet access where they could enjoy going out and sharing some of their finds with some of their friends, you know, that type of environment.

4409
03:59:53,880 --> 03:59:58,680
Coffee Net's clever arrangement of tables and terminals tends to foster group use of the PCs.

4410
03:59:59,360 --> 04:00:02,180
But the owners are still searching for exactly the right formula.

4411
04:00:03,060 --> 04:00:10,460
We've been watching people, and there seem to be two groups, the type of people that come in, and they're a one-on-one with the computer.

4412
04:00:11,420 --> 04:00:17,500
And yet, of late, we've been seeing the people coming in and bringing friends and saying, hey, come on over and see what I found.

4413
04:00:17,560 --> 04:00:18,440
It's really great.

4414
04:00:18,980 --> 04:00:20,060
You know, this type of thing.

4415
04:00:20,420 --> 04:00:26,480
A few blocks away in Multimedia Gulch, an old commercial space has been transformed into a high-tech candy shop.

4416
04:00:26,620 --> 04:00:40,060
At the 24-hour Internet Alfredo, it's a short walk to the espresso machine, but the path takes you by a lavish collection of expensive hardware.

4417
04:00:40,880 --> 04:00:44,120
The cafe's owners are keen to create a lively social environment.

4418
04:00:44,180 --> 04:00:47,400
Seeds of high-grade joviality there.

4419
04:00:47,440 --> 04:00:47,900
Hardware.

4420
04:00:48,260 --> 04:00:48,620
Laughter.

4421
04:00:48,800 --> 04:00:50,840
The cafe's owners are utter murph.

4422
04:00:50,940 --> 04:00:54,680
Keen to create a lively social environment, even throwing parties for the locals.

4423
04:00:55,240 --> 04:00:58,420
But they are just as serious about attracting serious computer users.

4424
04:00:59,120 --> 04:01:04,180
This lad's serious. There's no laughter there. It's a full-on work situation.

4425
04:01:04,180 --> 04:01:07,780
We're talking about the companies. I need a place to meet.

4426
04:01:08,280 --> 04:01:14,660
I thought this guy was doing a pretend Jamaican accent then. Turns out maybe he's from Russia or somewhere.

4427
04:01:15,180 --> 04:01:18,060
In particular, we're talking about the companies.

4428
04:01:18,600 --> 04:01:20,360
The we talking about bit.

4429
04:01:20,860 --> 04:01:22,760
About attracting serious computer users.

4430
04:01:23,380 --> 04:01:29,920
In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference and when they're away on a trip.

4431
04:01:30,220 --> 04:01:33,160
Or the business traveler that is away from home.

4432
04:01:33,620 --> 04:01:39,160
Or, again, the people who live here and are independent contractors.

4433
04:01:39,160 --> 04:01:45,560
They have very good contracts and they need a place where they can work fast, inexpensively and reliably.

4434
04:01:46,500 --> 04:01:52,180
People there are saying Italian to me, but that's a nice situation with the beret and the green jumper.

4435
04:01:52,700 --> 04:01:57,480
With the sleeves rolled up to about just one third of the way up the forearm.

4436
04:01:58,240 --> 04:02:01,200
And glasses on a fucking string thing around the neck.

4437
04:02:02,240 --> 04:02:04,780
But you were saying to me, oh, it's Italian.

4438
04:02:04,860 --> 04:02:07,680
But he doesn't sound typically Italian, I don't think.

4439
04:02:13,560 --> 04:02:14,520
Computer users.

4440
04:02:15,180 --> 04:02:20,160
In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference.

4441
04:02:20,600 --> 04:02:22,200
That doesn't sound Italian.

4442
04:02:22,200 --> 04:02:27,760
In particular, we're talking about the companies that need a place to meet after a conference.

4443
04:02:27,960 --> 04:02:29,320
And when they're away on a trip.

4444
04:02:29,800 --> 04:02:32,500
Or the business traveler that is away from home.

4445
04:02:32,880 --> 04:02:38,500
Or, again, the people who live here and are independent contractors.

4446
04:02:38,680 --> 04:02:39,940
They have very good contracts.

4447
04:02:40,140 --> 04:02:44,900
And they need a place where they can work fast, inexpensively and reliably.

4448
04:02:45,540 --> 04:02:47,420
There are no leashed lizards at...

4449
04:02:47,420 --> 04:02:54,380
Wonder what's...

4450
04:02:54,380 --> 04:02:56,120
Is it like a whiskey he's got?

4451
04:02:56,540 --> 04:02:58,100
Looks like a little short glass.

4452
04:02:58,200 --> 04:03:01,100
Look, he's really fucking happy to be getting it into him there.

4453
04:03:01,460 --> 04:03:02,640
Just before it goes in.

4454
04:03:02,760 --> 04:03:04,980
There are no leashed lizards at...

4455
04:03:04,980 --> 04:03:06,180
And then a purse of the lips.

4456
04:03:06,900 --> 04:03:07,940
Savoring the flavor.

4457
04:03:09,660 --> 04:03:10,520
It's a great situation.

4458
04:03:11,620 --> 04:03:15,160
A couple of beers in the background behind the keyboard there behind his shoulder.

4459
04:03:16,260 --> 04:03:17,500
Internet Alfredo.

4460
04:03:18,180 --> 04:03:20,920
And a little expression there at the end as well.

4461
04:03:21,140 --> 04:03:21,800
Thrown in.

4462
04:03:21,860 --> 04:03:22,540
A little bit of...

4463
04:03:22,540 --> 04:03:26,540
There are additional material there from the beret man.

4464
04:03:26,540 --> 04:03:27,540
...Alfredo...

4465
04:03:35,540 --> 04:03:43,540
...Internet Alfredo, but all the new cyber cafes are still learning how to mix the social and the digital, even if they sometimes seem contradictory.

4466
04:03:43,540 --> 04:03:51,540
Not at all, on the contrary, they complement each other. How? Huh? How? That's a good question.

4467
04:03:51,540 --> 04:03:54,540
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

4468
04:03:54,540 --> 04:04:00,540
Lovely, just caught it. Just, it's great when you catch it live.

4469
04:04:00,540 --> 04:04:07,540
I wanted to just cut back to those lads in the bar.

4470
04:04:07,540 --> 04:04:08,540
Good question.

4471
04:04:08,540 --> 04:04:18,540
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

4472
04:04:18,540 --> 04:04:27,540
We're here at one of the creativity stations at Cybersmith, and here to help us out is one of the TechnoSmiths, and Vanessa Fernandez is going to help us. What can I do here, Vanessa?

4473
04:04:27,540 --> 04:04:34,540
Well, first, you can make your own screensaver. You can make your own digital portrait. Your own video greeting card. Absolutely.

4474
04:04:34,540 --> 04:04:37,540
Let's do it. Okay? So what do we do? So you're selecting...

4475
04:04:37,540 --> 04:04:39,540
...and I want to see some teeth.

4476
04:04:39,540 --> 04:04:56,540
Oh, yes. Oh, I like that. Oh, what a smile. You did it. Okay. So, I can make you pretty. That's what I want here.

4477
04:04:56,540 --> 04:05:02,540
Well, do you want to be black and white? It might help. Yeah, maybe all black. Let's go down and see what happens.

4478
04:05:02,540 --> 04:05:03,540
Okay.

4479
04:05:03,540 --> 04:05:06,540
Alright, so you can apply all those different filters, huh? Yes.

4480
04:05:06,540 --> 04:05:13,540
Oh, I like that. That's not so bad. Okay. Now, background? I'm going to give you some color.

4481
04:05:13,540 --> 04:05:17,540
That's not so bad. Oh. We didn't...

4482
04:05:19,540 --> 04:05:27,540
I'll just get a full-on screenshot of that. Actually, when you go in close, it's more of a chairman...

4483
04:05:27,540 --> 04:05:34,540
It gets a bit more chairman Mao the closer you get. Just the iconic image that you see.

4484
04:05:34,540 --> 04:05:37,540
Well, that looks nice. You like that, though? Yes, I do.

4485
04:05:37,540 --> 04:05:40,540
Alright, we'll try. It gives you a classic look. I'm going to send it to the print counter.

4486
04:05:40,540 --> 04:05:44,540
Alright, send it to the print counter. Okay? So, to get my mouse pad now, we have to go over to the print counter? Exactly.

4487
04:05:44,540 --> 04:05:48,540
Chairman mouse pad. Let's go do it. Okay, sure. Okay, so there's a...

4488
04:05:48,540 --> 04:05:51,540
Okay, we're here at the print center. Mm-hmm. And...

4489
04:05:51,540 --> 04:05:53,540
...printer right now. What would you like?

4490
04:05:53,540 --> 04:05:55,540
We'll do a mouse pad, okay? Okay, a mouse pad. No problem.

4491
04:05:55,540 --> 04:05:57,540
F4 is a mouse pad. F4.

4492
04:05:57,540 --> 04:06:00,540
And print. That's right. It's printing right now. You can see.

4493
04:06:00,540 --> 04:06:03,540
Alright, so there's our print out. Yes, it is.

4494
04:06:03,540 --> 04:06:08,540
And what do you have to do now, Vanessa? I have to cut it out along the image so it fits on the mouse pad.

4495
04:06:08,540 --> 04:06:13,540
Okay, so you're going to make it a size that will print out onto that mouse pad. Exactly.

4496
04:06:13,540 --> 04:06:16,540
It's really nice, huh? Paper.

4497
04:06:16,540 --> 04:06:22,540
Okay, makes sense. There we go. All done. Okay, so what do we do now? Okay.

4498
04:06:22,540 --> 04:06:25,540
Well, now I have to get your mouse pad. Here we go.

4499
04:06:25,540 --> 04:06:28,540
Alright. Center it. Okay.

4500
04:06:28,540 --> 04:06:43,540
It's going to take a couple seconds. It'll beep. Like that. And peel it off quick. There we go. It's hot.

4501
04:06:43,540 --> 04:06:51,540
Ooh, okay. So there is my mouse pad. Very cool. Very cool indeed. Well, thank you very much. No problem.

4502
04:06:51,540 --> 04:07:02,540
Alright, so how does all this stuff work at a cyber cafe? All these computers are networked. So there's got to be a lot of wires somewhere. When we come back, we'll go to another cyber cafe location and see the guts of the operation.

4503
04:07:02,540 --> 04:07:06,540
Sensual piece of pudding. Thank you very much. Foo man stew.

4504
04:07:06,540 --> 04:07:18,540
Foo man stew. Shafae. Behind every neat...

4505
04:07:18,540 --> 04:07:20,540
Behind every neat...

4506
04:07:20,540 --> 04:07:24,540
*Ding music*

4507
04:07:24,540 --> 04:07:44,540
*Ding music*

4508
04:07:44,540 --> 04:07:46,540
*Ding music*

4509
04:07:46,540 --> 04:07:48,540
*Ding music*

4510
04:07:48,540 --> 04:07:50,540
*Ding music*

4511
04:07:50,540 --> 04:07:52,540
*Ding music*

4512
04:07:52,540 --> 04:08:08,540
Behind every neat networked desktop PC is usually a very messy wiring closet like the one we see right here. In fact, where we are right now is Network Central at a cyber cafe in Boston. And the guy who put all this together is Bill Haw of Digital Equipment Corporation. Bill, give us a kind of guided tour. What's the...*

4513
04:08:08,540 --> 04:08:16,180
So anyhow, the scene started with Shafay coming out of the shadows, emerging from the shadows a bit like this.

4514
04:08:17,460 --> 04:08:22,740
And then all the while at the top of the stairs, this fellow was just waiting there all along.

4515
04:08:23,120 --> 04:08:26,820
And the guy who put all this together is Bill Hall of Digital Equipment Corporation.

4516
04:08:27,400 --> 04:08:29,040
He was always around the corner.

4517
04:08:30,680 --> 04:08:33,740
Give us a kind of guided tour. What's the architecture of the network here?

4518
04:08:33,740 --> 04:08:44,300
The architecture is based on the DECKON 900 multi-switch. The unique features of this platform are it's simple, easy to install, and provides fault tolerance and bandwidth.

4519
04:08:45,040 --> 04:08:47,520
All right, what are the actual components? What are the boxes we're seeing there?

4520
04:08:47,660 --> 04:08:51,820
Basically, the boxes you're seeing are fault-tolerant power supplies, so the system is never down.

4521
04:08:52,140 --> 04:08:59,600
You're seeing Ethernet repeaters, which are aimed at connecting every machine here, every computer here, 50, 60 computers, all the virtual reality machines.

4522
04:08:59,740 --> 04:09:01,280
Everything's on the network. That's the nerves.

4523
04:09:01,700 --> 04:09:06,840
Ethernet switching, which provides a lot of bandwidth for this environment so that I can continue to grow the applications.

4524
04:09:07,380 --> 04:09:12,200
And Internet access through a Routeabout router, which provides T1 and ISDN backup.

4525
04:09:12,720 --> 04:09:16,960
What were the special issues in putting together a network for the Cyber Cafe environment?

4526
04:09:17,100 --> 04:09:20,340
And you have to kind of make it idiot-proof because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals?

4527
04:09:20,640 --> 04:09:24,120
Well, we don't think there are any idiots coming here. We think they're curious users.

4528
04:09:24,700 --> 04:09:27,580
And so that means that they're interested in exploring things.

4529
04:09:27,580 --> 04:09:28,580
They're interested in exploring...

4530
04:09:28,580 --> 04:09:31,000
Why did he mention idiots?

4531
04:09:31,460 --> 04:09:33,140
Because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals?

4532
04:09:33,140 --> 04:09:38,100
...for the Cyber Cafe environment, and you have to kind of make it idiot-proof because you don't know who's going to be using these terminals?

4533
04:09:38,100 --> 04:09:38,200
Oh, yeah.

4534
04:09:38,600 --> 04:09:41,980
Well, we don't think there are any idiots coming here. We think they're curious users.

4535
04:09:42,540 --> 04:09:45,020
And so that means that they're interested in...

4536
04:09:45,020 --> 04:09:47,140
Stuve Shelley, thank you very much.

4537
04:09:47,140 --> 04:09:50,720
...environment of the Internet and on the PCs and Macintoshes.

4538
04:09:51,100 --> 04:10:08,740
That means CyberSmiths pays attention to the software environment to keep it clean and make it reliable. It has to provide service all the time because users expect that when they come in. We pay attention to providing them features in the network products. Should that somebody unplug a wire, one of those curious users, that won't perturb other users on the network.

4539
04:10:08,740 --> 04:10:18,380
All right. You're talking about the curious user. What about the guy who may have a little hacker instinct in him? Comes in here, sits down at a terminal. Can he get inside and do damage to the network or to somebody else's terminal?

4540
04:10:18,380 --> 04:10:28,020
The network is viewed as a utility here so that that can be managed and controlled by the CyberSmith staff, but that users on the network would perturb the facility.

4541
04:10:28,020 --> 04:10:32,020
In the same way, you don't expect your telephone to be able to crash the phone network.

4542
04:10:32,620 --> 04:10:39,020
Okay. Thank you very much, Bill. All right. That's a look at the network. One thing we haven't looked at yet is the virtual reality here at a cyber cafe.

4543
04:10:39,020 --> 04:10:44,740
That's really one of the cool things where you put on the goggles and go gaming in a virtual world. We had Giles check that out.

4544
04:10:45,440 --> 04:10:54,360
Some great CD-ROMs there in the background as well. Maybe a precursor to Crazy Taxi called Flash. Flash Start Taxi.

4545
04:10:54,960 --> 04:11:04,120
Although it probably would have been around the same time that that game was in the arcade. Maybe, I don't know, a comic book. And then Mozart, maybe.

4546
04:11:05,500 --> 04:11:12,420
Or fucking Beethoven. And I am not sure who that book is there.

4547
04:11:13,640 --> 04:11:16,800
Thank you very much for the tip there, Hacker Instinct Man.

4548
04:11:18,240 --> 04:11:19,460
Sitting in front of a computer.

4549
04:11:19,460 --> 04:11:22,040
A great finishing face there from Stu.

4550
04:11:22,040 --> 04:11:22,880
We had Giles check that out.

4551
04:11:24,040 --> 04:11:24,480
Reassuring.

4552
04:11:25,520 --> 04:11:30,840
And the way in which the transition occurs between two shots.

4553
04:11:31,160 --> 04:11:31,900
One, Stu.

4554
04:11:32,780 --> 04:11:34,460
And another, a computer screen.

4555
04:11:34,940 --> 04:11:38,240
So in some ways capturing the essence of Computer Chronicles.

4556
04:11:39,060 --> 04:11:44,220
Whilst also keeping his face at the forefront of the show as well.

4557
04:11:46,220 --> 04:11:47,880
Sitting in front of a computer game.

4558
04:11:48,160 --> 04:11:50,040
It's a Computer Chronicles collector's item.

4559
04:11:52,680 --> 04:11:54,120
A specially designed chair.

4560
04:11:54,540 --> 04:11:57,400
The players travel through different surroundings.

4561
04:11:57,840 --> 04:11:59,440
Enhanced by 3D sound effects.

4562
04:11:59,840 --> 04:12:00,840
And synthetic odors.

4563
04:12:02,460 --> 04:12:03,700
Synthetic odors.

4564
04:12:05,320 --> 04:12:08,960
So that fucking blast smells at you as well as visuals.

4565
04:12:09,460 --> 04:12:10,660
While you're sitting in a chair.

4566
04:12:11,720 --> 04:12:14,380
I wonder if you don't like the smell or you want to walk away from the smell.

4567
04:12:15,060 --> 04:12:16,180
And synthetic odors.

4568
04:12:16,940 --> 04:12:18,120
The more traditional VR...

4569
04:12:18,120 --> 04:12:19,120
Does the chair smell?

4570
04:12:19,120 --> 04:12:23,920
Our headsets, like this virtuality viewer, still rely on shoot-to-destroy games.

4571
04:12:24,200 --> 04:12:25,720
And they are still very popular.

4572
04:12:26,440 --> 04:12:27,440
Stink blaster.

4573
04:12:27,440 --> 04:12:28,380
Alright, you're stuck in a video game.

4574
04:12:28,640 --> 04:12:29,800
This game is called Missile Command.

4575
04:12:29,940 --> 04:12:31,380
What it is, the missiles are falling from the sky.

4576
04:12:31,460 --> 04:12:33,020
You want to shoot them before they hit the ground.

4577
04:12:33,600 --> 04:12:35,980
Alright, you have unlimited lasers, but you only have 10 missiles.

4578
04:12:36,280 --> 04:12:37,400
So you want to use those cautiously.

4579
04:12:38,120 --> 04:12:38,820
Here's the gun.

4580
04:12:39,340 --> 04:12:40,920
What you want to do is hold this down the whole time.

4581
04:12:41,020 --> 04:12:41,720
Use it for your lasers.

4582
04:12:41,900 --> 04:12:42,760
Thank you very much, G.

4583
04:12:42,760 --> 04:12:45,120
Computer games, it's not like virtual reality.

4584
04:12:45,240 --> 04:12:45,660
You know what I'm saying?

4585
04:12:46,380 --> 04:12:46,940
It's cooler.

4586
04:12:46,940 --> 04:12:48,120
I haven't seen that picture, Rose.

4587
04:12:48,120 --> 04:12:48,620
Check it out.

4588
04:12:48,700 --> 04:12:49,000
Thank you.

4589
04:12:49,440 --> 04:12:54,600
And when you look around, you can look this way and it looks that way.

4590
04:12:54,880 --> 04:12:59,360
But on a computer, you just look at one thing and your eyes start to water because you're just sitting there.

4591
04:12:59,700 --> 04:13:02,160
And then your back hurts because you're just sitting down all the time.

4592
04:13:02,220 --> 04:13:02,620
You know what I'm saying?

4593
04:13:03,040 --> 04:13:07,620
Sports simulation games use a different approach by adding the physical sensation of movement.

4594
04:13:08,120 --> 04:13:14,840
Alpine Racer, a ski simulator, uses glow shading to add fog, ice, and snow over the 3D graphics.

4595
04:13:15,560 --> 04:13:19,680
As in real life, players must use the edges of their skis to maneuver the turns.

4596
04:13:20,280 --> 04:13:22,060
Still, there are a few subtle differences.

4597
04:13:25,240 --> 04:13:27,700
I think the slopes are slightly more...

4598
04:13:27,700 --> 04:13:29,080
There's a great...

4599
04:13:29,080 --> 04:13:30,040
Hair coach there.

4600
04:13:31,720 --> 04:13:37,040
I think the slopes are slightly more intense in this video than...

4601
04:13:37,040 --> 04:13:39,160
Whoa, that's the best name I've ever seen.

4602
04:13:39,160 --> 04:13:41,240
I think the slopes are slightly more...

4603
04:13:41,240 --> 04:13:43,460
Hebron Smick...

4604
04:13:43,460 --> 04:13:44,680
Hebron Sim...

4605
04:13:44,680 --> 04:13:45,180
Sim...

4606
04:13:45,180 --> 04:13:45,580
Sim...

4607
04:13:45,580 --> 04:13:45,580
Sim...

4608
04:13:45,580 --> 04:13:46,180
Sim...

4609
04:13:46,180 --> 04:13:46,580
S...

4610
04:13:46,580 --> 04:13:47,880
Jaff.

4611
04:13:48,180 --> 04:13:49,180
What a name.

4612
04:13:49,180 --> 04:13:52,940
Tens in this video than they are in life.

4613
04:13:52,980 --> 04:13:54,280
And actually, they go by faster.

4614
04:13:54,900 --> 04:13:56,740
It seems faster, actually.

4615
04:13:58,400 --> 04:13:59,340
It's not as cold.

4616
04:13:59,900 --> 04:14:02,980
I've never skied before, so this is my first time to play the game.

4617
04:14:02,980 --> 04:14:06,620
And I think basically it's easier to control.

4618
04:14:06,900 --> 04:14:13,580
Picture-perfect golf relies on thousands of photographs from courses around the world to bring the feel of the outdoors indoors.

4619
04:14:14,380 --> 04:14:22,780
The game's electronic golf club reproduces the weight and feel of an outdoor club, and virtual golfers play directly to the screen, not through an animated figure.

4620
04:14:25,120 --> 04:14:27,520
Is it a cafe? A computer center?

4621
04:14:28,040 --> 04:14:30,720
He nearly fucking hits the screen with it.

4622
04:14:32,080 --> 04:14:33,980
You won't want to get in the way of that.

4623
04:14:34,820 --> 04:14:35,900
That'd take you out, man.

4624
04:14:37,540 --> 04:14:42,680
Some poor kid is going to walk around aimlessly into a savage backswing.

4625
04:14:43,460 --> 04:14:47,180
James Electronic Golf Club reproduces the weight and feel of an outdoor club,

4626
04:14:47,640 --> 04:14:51,600
and virtual golfers play directly to the screen, not through an animated figure.

4627
04:14:51,600 --> 04:14:54,720
That in your home, and someone broke into your house.

4628
04:14:55,460 --> 04:14:57,980
And the only thing you had to defend yourself was that.

4629
04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:03,240
Is it a cafe, a computer center, or a VR playground?

4630
04:15:03,840 --> 04:15:07,540
That may be the biggest question facing cyber cafe owners and visitors.

4631
04:15:08,280 --> 04:15:11,600
Self-defense, if you said you had that in the house the whole time,

4632
04:15:11,680 --> 04:15:15,800
like it was never there to use to fend off a burglar.

4633
04:15:15,900 --> 04:15:19,720
You just say, I had the virtual golf driver game.

4634
04:15:19,720 --> 04:15:22,600
I have that beside the bed the whole time.

4635
04:15:23,420 --> 04:15:29,900
But until customers show a clear preference for one or the other, cyber cafes may have to offer a taste of all three.

4636
04:15:30,680 --> 04:15:32,960
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

4637
04:15:34,800 --> 04:15:36,780
What else can you do in a cyber cafe?

4638
04:15:37,040 --> 04:15:38,740
Well, you can buy lots of neat stuff.

4639
04:15:38,800 --> 04:15:44,200
They have computer magazines, all kinds of computer books, and they also have computer software.

4640
04:15:44,600 --> 04:15:50,040
What's really cool here is not only can you buy computer software, you can actually try it before you buy it.

4641
04:15:50,520 --> 04:15:53,260
And this is one of the CD-ROM demo stations here.

4642
04:15:53,340 --> 04:15:55,360
And Chad is another techno-smith who's going to help us.

4643
04:15:55,680 --> 04:15:59,780
Chad, if I wanted to find out if I like the Dig and whether or not to buy it, show the game to me.

4644
04:15:59,780 --> 04:16:00,520
How do I run it here?

4645
04:16:00,520 --> 04:16:05,000
Well, the Dig is a classic style science fiction story where you command a team of NASA...

4646
04:16:05,000 --> 04:16:07,580
They're meant to be astronauts.

4647
04:16:07,880 --> 04:16:09,700
I thought there were fucking aliens inside.

4648
04:16:10,620 --> 04:16:11,920
You can't really see the faces.

4649
04:16:12,180 --> 04:16:13,300
Yeah, they look human-ish.

4650
04:16:13,560 --> 04:16:14,400
Human-ish enough.

4651
04:16:21,000 --> 04:16:24,140
Kind of got maybe blonde hair and a blonde beard.

4652
04:16:26,360 --> 04:16:27,380
Ask now to take the shuttle.

4653
04:16:27,760 --> 04:16:28,540
Look at this.

4654
04:16:30,320 --> 04:16:31,800
Instrument layer that's coming apart.

4655
04:16:32,140 --> 04:16:34,960
Investigate an asteroid that's on its way to impact the Earth.

4656
04:16:35,280 --> 04:16:42,000
After they shift its course away and start investigating it, it turns into a giant spaceship which takes them light years from home to an alien planet.

4657
04:16:42,400 --> 04:16:44,020
And that's when they have to try and figure out how to get home.

4658
04:16:44,440 --> 04:16:45,860
And that's when the story really begins.

4659
04:16:45,860 --> 04:16:46,320
I like it.

4660
04:16:46,360 --> 04:16:46,960
My kind of game.

4661
04:16:47,060 --> 04:16:47,280
All right.

4662
04:16:47,340 --> 04:16:47,800
Thanks a lot.

4663
04:16:47,820 --> 04:16:48,180
All right.

4664
04:16:48,320 --> 04:16:48,640
All right.

4665
04:16:48,680 --> 04:16:50,640
There are other things you can do here in a cyber cafe.

4666
04:16:50,800 --> 04:16:55,460
They have, for example, T-shirts and hats and sweatshirts with computer-related themes on them.

4667
04:16:55,860 --> 04:17:02,820
Also, you can go over here and play networked games like Doom and Descent with other people in the cafe or other people around the world, for that matter.

4668
04:17:03,140 --> 04:17:05,780
In fact, what do most people come to a cyber cafe for?

4669
04:17:06,080 --> 04:17:07,420
To log on to the Internet.

4670
04:17:08,200 --> 04:17:08,720
All right.

4671
04:17:08,760 --> 04:17:10,380
You've just logged on to the Internet here.

4672
04:17:10,380 --> 04:17:11,360
All right.

4673
04:17:11,540 --> 04:17:12,100
All right.

4674
04:17:12,200 --> 04:17:13,720
Thank you very much, Hanleyman.

4675
04:17:14,520 --> 04:17:15,220
What next?

4676
04:17:16,680 --> 04:17:18,560
Ask you, how do you do this at a cyber cafe?

4677
04:17:18,720 --> 04:17:19,600
I mean, how do you pay for it?

4678
04:17:19,720 --> 04:17:22,860
Everything runs on a cyber card, which operates all of our computers here.

4679
04:17:23,340 --> 04:17:24,020
So you're basically...

4680
04:17:24,020 --> 04:17:24,760
Cyber card.

4681
04:17:25,260 --> 04:17:25,620
Trade mark.

4682
04:17:25,760 --> 04:17:29,240
Buying a certain amount of time, and that gets, what, recorded on max stripe on the card?

4683
04:17:29,380 --> 04:17:29,540
Yeah.

4684
04:17:29,580 --> 04:17:34,840
It's kind of like a debit card, and we've got a magnetic stripe, and you just put it into the reader and swipe, and you're ready to go.

4685
04:17:34,880 --> 04:17:37,080
So you've got an hour's worth of net time or something like that?

4686
04:17:37,080 --> 04:17:37,160
Mm-hmm.

4687
04:17:37,500 --> 04:17:37,720
All right.

4688
04:17:37,720 --> 04:17:37,720
All right.

4689
04:17:37,760 --> 04:17:42,820
Now, let me ask you, do I have to have my own Internet account to do this, or can anybody walk in off the street and use one of your accounts?

4690
04:17:43,060 --> 04:17:44,660
Anyone can come in and get a cyber card.

4691
04:17:45,300 --> 04:17:50,480
Now, what's really cool about logging on to the net or the web here is it's really fast compared to at home, right?

4692
04:17:50,600 --> 04:17:50,820
Right.

4693
04:17:50,880 --> 04:17:57,500
We use T1 fiber optic cables, and they're 52 times faster than 28 modems, which is what most people have in their home computers.

4694
04:17:57,640 --> 04:17:59,820
So here, you're not going to sit and wait, wait, wait all the time.

4695
04:17:59,840 --> 04:18:00,140
No waiting, usually.

4696
04:18:00,220 --> 04:18:00,380
No.

4697
04:18:00,540 --> 04:18:00,700
All right.

4698
04:18:00,700 --> 04:18:02,120
What's the website you're looking at right now?

4699
04:18:02,180 --> 04:18:03,300
It's a hot one this week.

4700
04:18:03,400 --> 04:18:04,340
It's Escape from L.A.

4701
04:18:04,380 --> 04:18:05,860
This is the official site of the movie.

4702
04:18:06,460 --> 04:18:07,520
Fucking snake playskin.

4703
04:18:07,640 --> 04:18:14,760
And just by clicking on the picture here, we can go to an interactive game, or we can look at videos of the movie or listen to music from the soundtrack.

4704
04:18:15,380 --> 04:18:15,820
All right.

4705
04:18:16,440 --> 04:18:17,980
Well, that's our look at Cyber Cafe.

4706
04:18:18,560 --> 04:18:20,560
Extreme flavors don't sell sass.

4707
04:18:20,560 --> 04:18:21,560
Add...

4708
04:18:21,560 --> 04:18:27,420
Is that it?

4709
04:18:27,420 --> 04:18:36,660
We'll be back again next week with more of the latest on personal computers and the Internet.

4710
04:18:36,960 --> 04:18:37,940
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

4711
04:18:38,000 --> 04:18:39,060
We'll see you here next time.

4712
04:18:40,140 --> 04:18:48,720
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource, Inc., publishers of ProOne Software, educational software for young adults.

4713
04:18:52,940 --> 04:18:56,900
And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite.

4714
04:18:56,900 --> 04:19:02,520
To order a videotape for this program, call 1-800-916-PC-TV.

4715
04:19:03,000 --> 04:19:05,300
Please ask for tapes by show number and title.

4716
04:19:05,920 --> 04:19:06,700
And for more help in keeping up with...

4717
04:19:06,700 --> 04:19:12,880
Lovely image of Stu there typing away in the background and then writing, switching from keyboard to analog.

4718
04:19:13,580 --> 04:19:22,200
These are some great little pieces for the Computer Chronicles VHS Betamax sale adverts at the end of the shows.

4719
04:19:23,060 --> 04:19:25,780
You also got subscribed to the Shafee letter.

4720
04:19:25,900 --> 04:19:27,240
I think that's what he's penning there.

4721
04:19:27,680 --> 04:19:29,520
Which was his monthly digest.

4722
04:19:29,680 --> 04:19:30,440
His monthly...

4723
04:19:30,440 --> 04:19:31,400
Missive.

4724
04:19:31,780 --> 04:19:33,880
Please ask for tapes by show number and title.

4725
04:19:33,960 --> 04:19:34,860
Or weekly, I don't know.

4726
04:19:34,860 --> 04:19:38,780
For more help in keeping up with the fast-changing world of personal computing, order the Shafee letter.

4727
04:19:39,560 --> 04:19:42,060
I don't know, it's $32.50 for 10 issues.

4728
04:19:43,160 --> 04:19:44,340
You know.

4729
04:19:45,220 --> 04:19:47,600
That's enough for fucking one year, like.

4730
04:19:49,180 --> 04:19:49,980
I'd imagine.

4731
04:19:50,200 --> 04:19:51,980
I'd say they were pretty detailed.

4732
04:19:52,200 --> 04:19:54,980
Each month, Stuart writes in detail about topics covered on computers.

4733
04:19:56,900 --> 04:19:59,260
I'd love to have a copy of one of those.

4734
04:19:59,740 --> 04:20:00,900
Even just one of them, you know.

4735
04:20:01,120 --> 04:20:02,940
I think I've searched online for it, but...

4736
04:20:03,820 --> 04:20:04,440
They're elusive.

4737
04:20:04,620 --> 04:20:07,100
I don't think anybody has scanned them and uploaded them.

4738
04:20:07,100 --> 04:20:08,100
It's a good one.

4739
04:20:08,100 --> 04:20:09,100
I think it's a good one.

4740
04:20:09,100 --> 04:20:10,100
I think it's a good one.

4741
04:20:10,100 --> 04:20:11,100
I think it's a good one.

4742
04:20:11,100 --> 04:20:12,100
I think it's a good one.

4743
04:20:12,100 --> 04:20:13,100
I think it's a good one.

4744
04:20:13,100 --> 04:20:13,100
I think it's a good one.

4745
04:20:13,100 --> 04:20:14,100
I think it's a good one.

4746
04:20:14,100 --> 04:20:15,100
I think it's a good one.

4747
04:20:15,100 --> 04:20:16,100
I think it's a good one.

4748
04:20:16,100 --> 04:20:17,100
I think it's a good one.

4749
04:20:17,100 --> 04:20:18,100
I think it's a good one.

4750
04:20:18,100 --> 04:20:19,100
I think it's a good one.

4751
04:20:19,100 --> 04:20:20,100
I think it's a good one.

4752
04:20:20,100 --> 04:20:21,100
I think it's a good one.

4753
04:20:21,100 --> 04:20:22,100
I think it's a good one.

4754
04:20:22,100 --> 04:20:23,100
I think it's a good one.

4755
04:20:23,100 --> 04:20:24,100
I think it's a good one.

4756
04:20:24,100 --> 04:20:25,100
I think it's a good one.

4757
04:20:25,100 --> 04:20:26,100
I think it's a good one.

4758
04:20:26,100 --> 04:20:27,100
I think it's a good one.

4759
04:20:27,100 --> 04:20:28,100
I think it's a good one.

4760
04:20:28,100 --> 04:20:29,100
I think it's a good one.

4761
04:20:29,100 --> 04:20:30,100
I think it's a good one.

4762
04:20:30,100 --> 04:20:31,100
I think it's a good one.

4763
04:20:31,100 --> 04:20:32,100
I think it's a good one.

4764
04:20:32,100 --> 04:20:33,100
I think it's a good one.

4765
04:20:33,100 --> 04:20:34,100
I think it's a good one.

4766
04:20:34,100 --> 04:20:35,100
I think it's a good one.

4767
04:20:35,100 --> 04:20:36,100
I think it's a good one.

4768
04:20:36,100 --> 04:20:37,100
I think it's a good one.

4769
04:20:37,100 --> 04:20:38,100
I think it's a good one.

4770
04:20:38,100 --> 04:20:39,100
I think it's a good one.

4771
04:20:39,100 --> 04:20:40,100
I think it's a good one.

4772
04:20:40,100 --> 04:20:41,100
I think it's a good one.

4773
04:20:41,100 --> 04:20:42,100
I think it's a good one.

4774
04:20:42,100 --> 04:20:43,100
I think it's a good one.

4775
04:20:43,100 --> 04:20:44,100
I think it's a good one.

4776
04:20:44,100 --> 04:20:45,100
I think it's a good one.

4777
04:20:45,100 --> 04:20:46,100
I think it's a good one.

4778
04:20:46,100 --> 04:20:47,100
I think it's a good one.

4779
04:20:47,100 --> 04:20:48,100
I think it's a good one.

4780
04:20:48,100 --> 04:20:49,100
I think it's a good one.

4781
04:20:49,100 --> 04:20:50,100
I think it's a good one.

4782
04:20:50,100 --> 04:20:51,100
I think it's a good one.

4783
04:20:51,100 --> 04:20:52,100
I think it's a good one.

4784
04:20:52,100 --> 04:20:53,100
I think it's a good one.

4785
04:20:53,100 --> 04:20:54,100
I think it's a good one.

4786
04:20:54,100 --> 04:20:55,100
I think it's a good one.

4787
04:20:55,100 --> 04:20:56,100
I think it's a good one.

4788
04:20:56,100 --> 04:20:57,100
I think it's a good one.

4789
04:20:57,100 --> 04:20:58,100
I think it's a good one.

4790
04:20:58,100 --> 04:20:59,100
I think it's a good one.

4791
04:20:59,100 --> 04:21:00,100
I think it's a good one.

4792
04:21:00,100 --> 04:21:01,100
I think it's a good one.

4793
04:21:01,100 --> 04:21:02,100
I think it's a good one.

4794
04:21:02,100 --> 04:21:03,100
I think it's a good one.

4795
04:21:03,100 --> 04:21:04,100
I think it's a good one.

4796
04:21:04,100 --> 04:21:05,100
I think it's a good one.

4797
04:21:05,100 --> 04:21:06,100
I think it's a good one.

4798
04:21:06,100 --> 04:21:07,100
I think it's a good one.

4799
04:21:07,100 --> 04:21:08,100
I think it's a good one.

4800
04:21:08,100 --> 04:21:09,100
I think it's a good one.

4801
04:21:09,100 --> 04:21:10,100
I think it's a good one.

4802
04:21:10,100 --> 04:21:11,100
I think it's a good one.

4803
04:21:11,100 --> 04:21:12,100
I think it's a good one.

4804
04:21:12,100 --> 04:21:13,100
Thanks, though, for tuning in.

4805
04:21:13,100 --> 04:21:18,100
And yeah, sorry about the game, which just kind of got annoying.

4806
04:21:18,100 --> 04:21:19,100
Had to switch to this.

4807
04:21:19,100 --> 04:21:23,100
But I will see how that goes in due course.

4808
04:21:23,100 --> 04:21:25,100
But thanks very much for tuning in and watching.

4809
04:21:25,100 --> 04:21:27,100
www.vctv.com

4810
04:21:27,100 --> 04:21:31,100
You know, the Quiet Place game, I'm not sure.

4811
04:21:31,100 --> 04:21:33,100
Not sure about it.

4812
04:21:33,100 --> 04:21:35,100
These are your missiles, though.

4813
04:21:35,100 --> 04:21:36,100
Those are very careful.

4814
04:21:36,100 --> 04:21:41,100
So they've just decided to end with her shooting missiles or showing a man how to shoot missiles on a game.

4815
04:21:41,100 --> 04:21:42,100
It doesn't make sense.

4816
04:21:42,100 --> 04:21:46,100
You want to save those for the big mosquitoes and for the big airplanes?

4817
04:21:46,100 --> 04:21:47,100
Bin it and get on silent.

4818
04:21:47,100 --> 04:21:49,100
Is that what?

4819
04:21:49,100 --> 04:21:50,100
Get on alien?

4820
04:21:50,100 --> 04:21:51,100
Maybe, yeah.

4821
04:21:51,100 --> 04:21:54,100
It'll let you know because as soon as I put the mask on you, you'll get the full rundown.

4822
04:21:54,100 --> 04:21:56,100
You'll get the directions for those, okay?

4823
04:21:56,100 --> 04:21:59,100
Turn, you take your gun, you just kind of turn it back and forth like this.

4824
04:21:59,100 --> 04:22:03,100
Like I said, you'll get the full rundown after we put the mask on you, okay?

4825
04:22:03,100 --> 04:22:04,100
Super.

4826
04:22:04,100 --> 04:22:06,100
So why don't you hop up in here?

4827
04:22:06,100 --> 04:22:07,100
Where the fuck is he going into?

4828
04:22:07,100 --> 04:22:08,100
I'll hop you put the mask on.

4829
04:22:08,100 --> 04:22:09,100
You want to look this way?

4830
04:22:09,100 --> 04:22:10,100
Over here.

4831
04:22:10,100 --> 04:22:11,100
This is going to focus.

4832
04:22:11,100 --> 04:22:12,100
There's one for each eye.

4833
04:22:12,100 --> 04:22:13,100
Okay?

4834
04:22:13,100 --> 04:22:16,100
So you're going to put it on over your eyes and ears.

4835
04:22:16,100 --> 04:22:18,100
Here we go.

4836
04:22:18,100 --> 04:22:19,100
Is it over your eyes?

4837
04:22:19,100 --> 04:22:20,100
Uh, yep, pretty much.

4838
04:22:20,100 --> 04:22:21,100
Okay, let me know when it's nice and tight.

4839
04:22:21,100 --> 04:22:22,100
That seems fine.

4840
04:22:22,100 --> 04:22:23,100
Okay.

4841
04:22:23,100 --> 04:22:24,100
Is it focused at all?

4842
04:22:24,100 --> 04:22:25,100
Uh, pretty good.

4843
04:22:25,100 --> 04:22:26,100
Alright, just in case you want to change it.

4844
04:22:26,100 --> 04:22:39,100
What a weird, this is the weirdest ending I've ever seen Netcafe go for a full demonstration of some piece of, maybe they made promises.

4845
04:22:39,100 --> 04:22:43,100
Stu probably made promises to the manufacturer that they'd feature the thing.

4846
04:22:43,100 --> 04:22:46,100
Maybe it was a decent bung as well, like, you know?

4847
04:22:46,100 --> 04:22:47,100
Your hands just need to turn.

4848
04:22:47,100 --> 04:22:50,100
Like a full minute of demonstration time.

4849
04:22:50,100 --> 04:22:51,100
Yep.

4850
04:22:51,100 --> 04:22:52,100
Okay.

4851
04:22:52,100 --> 04:22:54,100
Okay, you all set?

4852
04:22:54,100 --> 04:22:56,100
Uh, yep, I guess so.

4853
04:22:56,100 --> 04:22:57,100
Alright, here's your gun.

4854
04:22:57,100 --> 04:22:58,100
Did you see the game?

4855
04:22:58,100 --> 04:22:59,100
Need a finger.

4856
04:22:59,100 --> 04:23:00,100
Still wakes the deep.

4857
04:23:00,100 --> 04:23:05,100
I didn't, Owen, but I will maybe checking out other games.

4858
04:23:05,100 --> 04:23:07,100
I'm not sure about that one that I was playing.

4859
04:23:07,100 --> 04:23:08,100
Or this finger right in here.

4860
04:23:08,100 --> 04:23:09,100
It looks annoying.

4861
04:23:09,100 --> 04:23:12,100
And then a fade out there.

4862
04:23:12,100 --> 04:23:15,100
I don't even know what that was about at the end.

4863
04:23:15,100 --> 04:23:16,100
She was just called away from her.

4864
04:23:16,100 --> 04:23:17,100
Okay, you all set?

4865
04:23:17,100 --> 04:23:18,100
Uh, yep, I guess so.

4866
04:23:18,100 --> 04:23:19,100
Alright, here's your gun.

4867
04:23:19,100 --> 04:23:20,100
Need this finger or this finger right in here.

4868
04:23:20,100 --> 04:23:21,100
Okay, I'm gonna start up the game.

4869
04:23:21,100 --> 04:23:22,100
Okay, so press 99.

4870
04:23:22,100 --> 04:23:23,100
Start.

4871
04:23:23,100 --> 04:23:24,100
Nope, ball started.

4872
04:23:24,100 --> 04:23:25,100
Okay, so press 99.

4873
04:23:25,100 --> 04:23:26,100
Start.

4874
04:23:26,100 --> 04:23:27,100
Nope, ball started.

4875
04:23:27,100 --> 04:23:28,100
Okay, I'm gonna start up the game.

4876
04:23:28,100 --> 04:23:29,100
Okay, so press 99.

4877
04:23:29,100 --> 04:23:30,100
Start.

4878
04:23:30,100 --> 04:23:31,100
Nope, ball started.

4879
04:23:31,100 --> 04:23:32,100
Okay, so press 99.

4880
04:23:32,100 --> 04:23:33,100
Start.

4881
04:23:33,100 --> 04:23:34,100
Nope, ball started.

4882
04:23:34,100 --> 04:23:35,100
Nope, ball started.

4883
04:23:35,100 --> 04:23:46,100
An insane flying beige mouse.

4884
04:23:46,100 --> 04:23:51,100
Which does a full loop.

4885
04:23:51,100 --> 04:23:53,100
We see it from below.

4886
04:23:53,100 --> 04:23:56,100
And then a close-up mouse blast.

4887
04:23:56,100 --> 04:23:59,100
With just a solitary ball.

4888
04:23:59,100 --> 04:24:02,100
Which then gets shed.

4889
04:24:02,100 --> 04:24:06,100
Like fucking Thunderbird 4 out of 2.

4890
04:24:06,100 --> 04:24:08,100
Into a little green ball.

4891
04:24:08,100 --> 04:24:12,100
Then bringing us into PC TV graphic territory.

4892
04:24:12,100 --> 04:24:14,100
It's a fantastic concept.

4893
04:24:14,100 --> 04:24:19,100
Lots of wires going through the letters on PC TV as well.

4894
04:24:19,100 --> 04:24:22,100
With the tagline "Watch the future".

4895
04:24:22,100 --> 04:24:26,100
And you really do feel like you're in the future in that video there.

4896
04:24:26,100 --> 04:24:31,100
In amongst all these little components inside a computer case.

4897
04:24:31,100 --> 04:24:57,780
American Program Service.

4898
04:24:57,780 --> 04:25:04,780
Okay, good night anyway and all the best and remember...

4899
04:25:04,780 --> 04:25:11,780
...and I'll see you next time.

4900
04:25:11,780 --> 04:25:14,220
Thank you.
